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You say that like being underage is a bad thing...I mean wait yes you should never be here little kids have no right to learn about, nay even hear about SEXDarth Yoshi wrote:This thread can give the Change a Letter thread a run for its money.
I'd like to participate more in this, but I'm underage.
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/me points at fifth grade teachers who started sex-ed...
WTF?!?
Exactly what's the point of stating sex-ed that early?
WTF?!?
Exactly what's the point of stating sex-ed that early?
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Sex ed is people telling not to have sex unless you know what you're doing--so basically its adults telling kids to watch more porn.
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He got you there Ray.Stormbringer wrote:Bah, you had nothing to do with how it turned out. Besides you didn't get to flirt with Kelly. So nyah!RayCav of ASVS wrote:I just wanna say I'm Damned fucking proud for starting this thread
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While others among us avoided it purposely and with great forethought on the grounds that we don't want our wives, who are jealous creatures, to set fire to our genitals while we sleep.Kelly Antilles wrote:Very carefully, Ming.EmperorMing wrote:how in the heck did I miss this one...?
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It's more of a guideline than a rule. She reads the board, and asks me many questions about you all, the majority of which I am required to answer by telling her to look behind her immediately and then running to hide in the resulting confusion.Kelly Antilles wrote:Yikes.Lagmonster wrote: While others among us avoided it purposely and with great forethought on the grounds that we don't want our wives, who are jealous creatures, to set fire to our genitals while we sleep.
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She's not really that bad, but I do have the odd occasion where I'll be off reading, and I'll get called to the computer, and she'll point at something, and - not being terribly computer friendly - say, "Honey, what exactly are these guys talking about? Who's Guri and...hey...is this one of those porno chat sites?"Stormbringer wrote:Jeez, that's a jealous spouse.
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That's when you have to explain "honey, the majority of the guys who post here are hormonal teenagers. Pay them no mind."Lagmonster wrote:She's not really that bad, but I do have the odd occasion where I'll be off reading, and I'll get called to the computer, and she'll point at something, and - not being terribly computer friendly - say, "Honey, what exactly are these guys talking about? Who's Guri and...hey...is this one of those porno chat sites?"Stormbringer wrote:Jeez, that's a jealous spouse.
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She's probably upset because she's no longer the target of hormonal teenagers.Kelly Antilles wrote:That's when you have to explain "honey, the majority of the guys who post here are hormonal teenagers. Pay them no mind."
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But we have you. And last time, I checked you were female and flirting. So there!Kelly Antilles wrote:That's when you have to explain "honey, the majority of the guys who post here are hormonal teenagers. Pay them no mind."Lagmonster wrote:She's not really that bad, but I do have the odd occasion where I'll be off reading, and I'll get called to the computer, and she'll point at something, and - not being terribly computer friendly - say, "Honey, what exactly are these guys talking about? Who's Guri and...hey...is this one of those porno chat sites?"Stormbringer wrote:Jeez, that's a jealous spouse.
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She's lucky she *can* flirt. I was apparently born without a Flirt Gland or something. My female-male interaction sounds like the Homer-double in that 'Mr.X' episode of The Simpsons: "Ve vill go out to a medium-price restaurant and zen come back for a night of efficient German sex."Stormbringer wrote:But we have you. And last time, I checked you were female and flirting. So there!Kelly Antilles wrote:That's when you have to explain "honey, the majority of the guys who post here are hormonal teenagers. Pay them no mind."
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