Snake vs. Mushroom

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-05-12 12:32pm

Zaia wrote:And there was never any sexual innuendo. *blinks*

You can deny it all you want, but I almost feel like Freud while I'm reading this.

Shroom Man 777 wrote:Uhhh....what song?

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-05-12 01:54pm

Peregrin Toker wrote:
Zaia wrote:And there was never any sexual innuendo. *blinks*
You can deny it all you want, but I almost feel like Freud while I'm reading this.

Ok, but I never make any comments that could be taken as sexual innuendo, so I don't really know where you're getting this from.... *blinks again*

Post by **fgalkin** » 2004-05-12 01:58pm

Zaia wrote:
Peregrin Toker wrote:
Zaia wrote:And there was never any sexual innuendo. *blinks*
You can deny it all you want, but I almost feel like Freud while I'm reading this.
Ok, but I never make any comments that could be taken as sexual innuendo, so I don't really know where you're getting this from.... *blinks again*

Right, because you're a snake, and snakes don't reproduce sexually. Oh wait...

Besides, you're about to be rushed by hordes of badgers high on mushrooms. Sexual innuendo will soon be the least of your concerns.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-05-12 02:01pm

fgalkin wrote:Right, because you're a snake, and snakes don't reproduce sexually. Oh wait...

Besides, you're about to be rushed by hordes of badgers high on mushrooms. Sexual innuendo will soon be the least of your concerns.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

So? You still have to deal with my venom, since saying "No it doesn't" when discussing the effects of said venom on your mushroomy body is decidedly NOT an antidote. So

.

PS: This thread rocks.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-05-12 02:08pm

Zaia wrote: Ok, but I never make any comments that could be taken as sexual innuendo, so I don't really know where you're getting this from.... *blinks again*

I assume those blinks are indicators of sarcasm, or a desperate plea for innocence.

fgalkin wrote:Besides, you're about to be rushed by hordes of badgers high on mushrooms. Sexual innuendo will soon be the least of your concerns.

(draws handheld neutron-beam gun)

Badgers? What badgers?

Post by **fgalkin** » 2004-05-12 02:09pm

Zaia wrote:
fgalkin wrote:Right, because you're a snake, and snakes don't reproduce sexually. Oh wait...

Besides, you're about to be rushed by hordes of badgers high on mushrooms. Sexual innuendo will soon be the least of your concerns.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin
So? You still have to deal with my venom, since saying "No it doesn't" when discussing the effects of said venom on your mushroomy body is decidedly NOT an antidote. So .

PS: This thread rocks.

Most snake poisons attack the central nervous system. Since mushrooms don't have it, they're immune.

Now prepare for the CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-05-12 02:14pm

fgalkin wrote: Most snake poisons attack the central nervous system. Since mushrooms don't have it, they're immune.

Now prepare for the CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

(incinerates horde of badgers with neutron gun)

Post by **fgalkin** » 2004-05-12 02:17pm

Peregrin Toker wrote:
fgalkin wrote: Most snake poisons attack the central nervous system. Since mushrooms don't have it, they're immune.

Now prepare for the CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin
(incinerates horde of badgers with neutron gun)

And where would a badger get a neutron gun?

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-05-12 02:33pm

fgalkin wrote:Most snake poisons attack the central nervous system. Since mushrooms don't have it, they're immune.

But I am not most snakes; therefore, I do not have the same poison that most snakes do. ADMIT DEFEAT YOU FUNGUS!!!

shroomyhead wrote:Now prepare for the CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

*prepares*

Thanks for the heads-up.

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2004-05-12 03:21pm

I can't belive I LOVE this song.

New faviorate movie.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-05-12 03:28pm

fgalkin wrote: And where would a badger get a neutron gun?

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

I'm the one with the neutron gun.

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-05-12 04:36pm

Peregrin Toker wrote:
fgalkin wrote:And where would a badger get a neutron gun?

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin
I'm the one with the neutron gun.

*points to first post in this wacky thread*

You are the one with the neutron gun, yet you are also a badger. 'k?

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-05-12 05:14pm

Aww, cute Zaia found the badger animation.

Post by **fgalkin** » 2004-05-12 05:18pm

Zaia wrote:
fgalkin wrote:Most snake poisons attack the central nervous system. Since mushrooms don't have it, they're immune.
But I am not most snakes; therefore, I do not have the same poison that most snakes do. ADMIT DEFEAT YOU FUNGUS!!!

shroomyhead wrote:Now prepare for the CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin
*prepares*

Thanks for the heads-up.

Yes, you're as scientifically accurate as a Voyager episode.

By the way, I'm poisonous, too. Wanna see who dies first?

Oh wait, you're already killed by the badger charge. Oh well, I'll just wait till another snake finds me.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-05-12 05:19pm

In the end, fungi win.

The snake will die sooner or later and the fungal degraders will eat it all up along with those ARCH NEMESIS BACTERIA called actinmycetes.

Post by **fgalkin** » 2004-05-12 05:53pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:In the end, fungi win.

The snake will die sooner or later and the fungal degraders will eat it all up along with those ARCH NEMESIS BACTERIA called actinmycetes.

Thank you.

You hear that, Zaia? I win!

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-05-12 06:05pm

Poor Zaia.

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2004-05-12 07:04pm

"Snake. The other yellow meat!"

And mushrooms get their asses kicked by turtles. Haven't you ever played a Mario Bors. game?

Post by **RogueIce** » 2004-05-12 07:35pm

EDIT: Ok, nevermind about that. It is back. Moving right along...

And I must say...this is, by far, the oddest TGOD I have ever seen. Being a vet of the various Gnome vs BM/HAB/everyone else TGODs, that says something.

StarshipTitanic · Post by **StarshipTitanic** » 2004-05-12 09:00pm

Hail spam!

Tasoth · Post by **Tasoth** » 2004-05-12 09:23pm

This thread supports my Zaia being a Siren Hypothesis soundly. So, just call me Odysseus. I need a crew, any takers?

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2004-05-12 09:32pm

Oooh, do i get to be killed and eaten by a minataur or killed by a vengeful sungod or eaten by a sea monster, what's my gruesome fate millord?

Tasoth · Post by **Tasoth** » 2004-05-12 09:41pm

Its up to the fates and Zaia to decide buckaroo.

Post by **fgalkin** » 2004-05-12 10:24pm

SHUT UP YOU BADGERS. I KNOW YOU'RE ALL HIGH ON MUSHROOMS BUT COULD YOU JUST, I DUNNO, GO SOMEWHERE ELSE AND NOT GET THIS THREAD LOCKED?!

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-05-12 11:08pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:Aww, cute Zaia found the badger animation.

D00d, puh-leez. I found that song aaaaaaages ago! This was split from another thread because I said that I pictured everyone on the board as a dancing badger.

And fgalkin, AV forgot to take into account MY VENOM!!!!!!!! I still win.