Creepy vibe?

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-05-12 02:41am

Does anyone here (guys probably) get accused of giving off a creepy vibe when it comes to dealing with the opposite sex?

More importantly, how can it be overcome?

I ask this because I apparently give off a real "creepy vibe" when dealing with people, it's quite a perplexing accusation to receive.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2004-05-12 02:44am

A male's vibe waves are broadcasted by the testicles. They broadcast "bad" vibes when out of alignment, so you'll have to go to a doctor to cut your balls open and switch them around.

jenat-lai · Post by **jenat-lai** » 2004-05-12 02:53am

What YOU need, is a <Not Blonde> Geek chick...

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2004-05-12 03:05am

From what I recall about guys giving off 'creepy vibes', there are a few things to remember that should deal with the issue. If this does not solve the issue, you may have to call for support or consider further research:

-Stand further away than 10 inches from them.
-Do not bring up explosives
-Do not talk about cutting yourself
-When staring for periods longer than 10 seconds, avoid grinning
-Do not say 'I wish I was a lesbian'
-Do not ask if they wish they were a lesbian
-Do not randomly recite Korn lyrics
-Unless you repeat it for people around you to hear, do not laugh at the jokes the voices tell you
-'Wank you very much' is not an appropriate response for most conversation
-Do not mimic fellatio on random elongated objects in your vicinity
-Do not attempt to smell their hair unless you've been conversing for more than 10 minutes
-Do not discuss the notion that human interraction is a facade for violent, selfish intentions
-Avoid discussing your porn collection
-Do not reminisce about past arguments with the voices in your head
-No matter how uncanny the resemblance may be, do not tell them they look like a girl you once considered murdering
-A slap on the ass is considered offensive by most women
-Don't slouch

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-05-12 12:51pm

this is what the great elder gods made goth chicks for. they tend to not mind the creepy vibes so much.

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2004-05-12 12:58pm

Darth_Zod wrote:this is what the great elder gods made goth chicks for. they tend to not mind the creepy vibes so much.

Thats cos they are creepy themselves

Creepy vibe = your talking to self obsessed chicks, don't do it.

jenat-lai · Post by **jenat-lai** » 2004-05-12 08:32pm

I guess that's what I was trying to say.

The broardcasting and reception of a creepy vibe is as much to do with the reciever as the broardcaster. You can't recieve the radio if your not tuned to the frequency right

Geek chicks are generally nicer than Goth chicks, and are similarly less likley to judge someone as being creepy. As long as your not overtly so. New agey geeky chicks who don't believe in Astrology but believe that metaphysics/spirit/soul etc are things that can't be discribed by science are generally easy to get along with too

. Just don't expect them to be virgins.

Plekhanov · Post by **Plekhanov** » 2004-05-12 09:04pm

Why are you dealing with members of the opposite sex? Are your intentions purely sexual or are you genuinely interested in friendship and so forth? If you only approach members of the opposite sex intending to sleep with them it’s hardly surprising that they find creepy because you ARE being creepy.
Your options are either learn how to disguise your sexual intent and become a successful scumbag seducer or alternatively see girls as whole human beings worth talking to even when you already have a girlfriend and treat them like people rather than walking vaginas.

Thirdfain · Post by **Thirdfain** » 2004-05-12 09:12pm

Why are you dealing with members of the opposite sex? Are your intentions purely sexual or are you genuinely interested in friendship and so forth? If you only approach members of the opposite sex intending to sleep with them it’s hardly surprising that they find creepy because you ARE being creepy.
Your options are either learn how to disguise your sexual intent and become a successful scumbag seducer or alternatively see girls as whole human beings worth talking to even when you already have a girlfriend and treat them like people rather than walking vaginas.

Hold your horses. There is absolutly nothing creepy about approaching a girl with intent to sleep with her. As long as both of you know where you stand, it' s not only not creepy, it's a natural part of human interaction. As for referring to people who successfully seduce girls, well, some of em are scumbags. Others are just guys looking for some tail, and sometimes, girls are willing to be said tail. A purely physical encounter is hardly evil.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-05-12 09:14pm

Plekhanov wrote:Why are you dealing with members of the opposite sex? Are your intentions purely sexual or are you genuinely interested in friendship and so forth? If you only approach members of the opposite sex intending to sleep with them it?s hardly surprising that they find creepy because you ARE being creepy.
Your options are either learn how to disguise your sexual intent and become a successful scumbag seducer or alternatively see girls as whole human beings worth talking to even when you already have a girlfriend and treat them like people rather than walking vaginas.

I'm talking to them in a purely "friendship" manner. Sex is usually pretty far from my mind.

I even creep out friends who I've known for a few years.

Plekhanov · Post by **Plekhanov** » 2004-05-12 09:49pm

I don’t really know why I feel qualified to give any form of advice on this issue because as any of my friends would gleefully tell you my dealings with the opposite sex when I’m “on the pull” are comically inept and I’m sure I come across as either creepy or just amusingly hapless. None of the relationships I’ve been in started in pubs or nightclubs but in the workplace or social situations where the focus wasn’t upon “meeting people” and on most occasions it was them who asked me out (which just goes to show how crap at this I am as they generally complain later at my failure to make a move).

I guess what I’m saying is if you have a problem with coming off as creepy stop trying so hard, few things put girls off more than obvious desire/desperation. In my (limited) experience bars are one of the worst places to meet girls, don’t go to them when feeling lonely instead put yourself in situations where girls happen to be and where there is a definite activity to be done (not that I go there for this reason but the last Amnesty International meeting I went to had about 10 girls & 2 guys including me there) and then take things extremely easily, eventually you’ll find somebody you click with and all your problems will be over.

Lancer · Post by **Lancer** » 2004-05-12 09:51pm

Darth Utsanomiko wrote:From what I recall about guys giving off 'creepy vibes', there are a few things to remember that should deal with the issue. If this does not solve the issue, you may have to call for support or consider further research:

-Do not bring up explosives

actually, I find that to be a great conversation starter. Then again, most of the people I know are members of the unofficial "Future Dictators of the Earth" club.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-05-12 10:29pm

And don't do what Beavis here is doing.

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2004-05-13 12:43am

Matt Huang wrote:
Darth Utsanomiko wrote:From what I recall about guys giving off 'creepy vibes', there are a few things to remember that should deal with the issue. If this does not solve the issue, you may have to call for support or consider further research:

-Do not bring up explosives
actually, I find that to be a great conversation starter. Then again, most of the people I know are members of the unofficial "Future Dictators of the Earth" club.

I take it you visit the supervillains forum too?

Metrion Cascade · Post by **Metrion Cascade** » 2004-05-13 03:26am

If I remember your picture correctly, it might be your eyes. They kind of glow.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-05-13 09:33am

Metrion Cascade wrote:If I remember your picture correctly, it might be your eyes. They kind of glow.

Really?

Jeepers, that's a new one.

jenat-lai · Post by **jenat-lai** » 2004-05-13 09:45am

I didn't know you were a Goa'uld Sir Nugent