the cicada swarm has begun, what to do.
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the cicada swarm has begun, what to do.
if you live in the eastern United States you are begining to experience the sight of trillions of cicadas digging their way out of the ground! How will you deal with the infestation.
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That's hardly going to satisfy them is it?!Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Sacrifice Staha's boyhood to the Horde!!
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how about making clones of straha so it can be done multiple times?Dorsk 81 wrote:That's hardly going to satisfy them is it?!Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Sacrifice Staha's boyhood to the Horde!!
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as im not there i dont care.
Bu if i was?
well lets just say that little kiddies with foot infections make very smelly socks![Razz :P](./images/smilies/icon_razz.gif)
Bu if i was?
well lets just say that little kiddies with foot infections make very smelly socks
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Ignore them. I'm sorry but all the local news has been doing is talking about the Cicadas, and its getting ridiculous. They're annoying but thats it. They're quite easily the dumbest thing alive and all thats goign to happen is you'll hear that damn annoying buzzing sound they make, and they'll leave dried up shells covering everything for awhile. Big fucking deal, its not like they're gonna actually do anything of any importance.
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I hear they're good eatin'. Once the brood here in FLA comes out (MUCH later on in the year, for some reason...guess the soil stays cool here longer) I'm heading out to the park to collect em up, then I'm going to eat a bucketload of em.
What? People eat fucking oysters! How the shit is THIS gross? Eh? Hmmph. Anyway, good source of protien, and they're crunchy. Also Dead.
What? People eat fucking oysters! How the shit is THIS gross? Eh? Hmmph. Anyway, good source of protien, and they're crunchy. Also Dead.
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Where in Florida do you live? I'm gonna be in Boca till August, then Orlando, I wanna know if I can partake of the deliciousness that is Cicada Flesh...Chardok wrote:I hear they're good eatin'. Once the brood here in FLA comes out (MUCH later on in the year, for some reason...guess the soil stays cool here longer) I'm heading out to the park to collect em up, then I'm going to eat a bucketload of em.
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Absolutely nothing, unfortunately. It's as I've said before, only that particular kind of ladybug seems to be affected by the horror that is Windex.The Aliens wrote:Ammonia-based cleaners do a number on ladybugs- what would they do to Cicidas? Find out!
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Simple blowtorches like everyone should have made when they were kids especially if they are still flying
, if not that use any other form of incendiary explosives you can find.
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Using the cicadas as an excuse and while everybody else is distracted castrating Straha for the glory of Aiur, I will cause burning destruction to the countryside, eliminating all who stand in my way of turning my old hometown and everything related to it into a no-man's land, because rural areas suck!
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I'm so goddamn tired of hearing about the stupid cicadas! Where's the "If I hear someone complain about cicadas one more time I'm going to ____!" option?
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