the cicada swarm has begun, what to do.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2004-05-13 02:27pm

if you live in the eastern United States you are begining to experience the sight of trillions of cicadas digging their way out of the ground! How will you deal with the infestation.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2004-05-13 02:29pm

Sacrifice Staha's boyhood to the Horde!!

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2004-05-13 02:34pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Sacrifice Staha's boyhood to the Horde!!

That's hardly going to satisfy them is it?!

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-05-13 02:35pm

Dorsk 81 wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Sacrifice Staha's boyhood to the Horde!!
That's hardly going to satisfy them is it?!

how about making clones of straha so it can be done multiple times?

Dartzap · Post by **Dartzap** » 2004-05-13 02:35pm

as im not there i dont care.
Bu if i was?

well lets just say that little kiddies with foot infections make very smelly socks

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2004-05-13 02:39pm

it's odd. i've been sleeping with the windows open lately and all night long you can hear wooooo-ing and hissing. kinda neat

Kyle · Post by **Kyle** » 2004-05-13 02:47pm

Ignore them. I'm sorry but all the local news has been doing is talking about the Cicadas, and its getting ridiculous. They're annoying but thats it. They're quite easily the dumbest thing alive and all thats goign to happen is you'll hear that damn annoying buzzing sound they make, and they'll leave dried up shells covering everything for awhile. Big fucking deal, its not like they're gonna actually do anything of any importance.

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2004-05-13 02:57pm

FILTHY ZERGLINGS!!!

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2004-05-13 02:58pm

Castrate Straha by anal sex with the nutcracker chick.

Seggybop · Post by **Seggybop** » 2004-05-13 04:19pm

I was riding my bike to class today, and while I was going down a steep hill one slammed directly into my left eyebrow. Massive 'thwack' sound. It was... ungood. Lucky it wasn't a cm lower.

wautd · Post by **wautd** » 2004-05-13 04:44pm

might be overkill but... S.A.M.'s and lots of them

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2004-05-13 05:35pm

wautd wrote:might be overkill but... S.A.M.'s and lots of them

It's not overkill till they're armed with antimatter spiced thermoneuclear warheads.

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2004-05-13 07:05pm

I hear they're good eatin'. Once the brood here in FLA comes out (MUCH later on in the year, for some reason...guess the soil stays cool here longer) I'm heading out to the park to collect em up, then I'm going to eat a bucketload of em.

What? People eat fucking oysters! How the shit is THIS gross? Eh? Hmmph. Anyway, good source of protien, and they're crunchy. Also Dead.

Seggybop · Post by **Seggybop** » 2004-05-13 07:47pm

What method do you use to cook them exactly? Can I blowtorch them?

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2004-05-13 08:29pm

Chardok wrote:I hear they're good eatin'. Once the brood here in FLA comes out (MUCH later on in the year, for some reason...guess the soil stays cool here longer) I'm heading out to the park to collect em up, then I'm going to eat a bucketload of em.

What? People eat fucking oysters! How the shit is THIS gross? Eh? Hmmph. Anyway, good source of protien, and they're crunchy. Also Dead.

Where in Florida do you live? I'm gonna be in Boca till August, then Orlando, I wanna know if I can partake of the deliciousness that is Cicada Flesh...

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2004-05-13 08:32pm

darthdavid wrote:
wautd wrote:might be overkill but... S.A.M.'s and lots of them
It's not overkill till they're armed with antimatter spiced thermoneuclear warheads.

*Smacks DD* What the fuck are you talking about? Overkill? There is no such thing as overkill!

The Aliens · Post by **The Aliens** » 2004-05-13 09:07pm

Ammonia-based cleaners do a number on ladybugs- what would they do to Cicidas? Find out!

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2004-05-13 09:10pm

Thermonuclear ordnance has proven effective in the past. I shall prepare to deorbit the first of my Soviet surplus 150 megaton FOBS at once.

Hamel · Post by **Hamel** » 2004-05-13 09:12pm

Roast them over an open flame, then outpopulate them with upgraded sex

Tasoth · Post by **Tasoth** » 2004-05-13 09:18pm

Castrate straha and then wave the ugly stick in front of the horde. Should scar them enough to make them leave.

Executor32 · Post by **Executor32** » 2004-05-13 09:18pm

The Aliens wrote:Ammonia-based cleaners do a number on ladybugs- what would they do to Cicidas? Find out!

Absolutely nothing, unfortunately. It's as I've said before, only that particular kind of ladybug seems to be affected by the horror that is Windex.

Shark Bait · Post by **Shark Bait** » 2004-05-13 10:03pm

Simple blowtorches like everyone should have made when they were kids especially if they are still flying

, if not that use any other form of incendiary explosives you can find.

"Rule #37: There is no overkill there is only open fire, and time to reload"

Mayabird · Post by **Mayabird** » 2004-05-13 11:26pm

Using the cicadas as an excuse and while everybody else is distracted castrating Straha for the glory of Aiur, I will cause burning destruction to the countryside, eliminating all who stand in my way of turning my old hometown and everything related to it into a no-man's land, because rural areas suck!

MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!

AnimeJet · Post by **AnimeJet** » 2004-05-13 11:27pm

... I've never seen a cicada in real life.. I want to hear what they sound like, and not from a video game or a TV show...

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-05-13 11:28pm

I'm so goddamn tired of hearing about the stupid cicadas! Where's the "If I hear someone complain about cicadas one more time I'm going to ____!" option?

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the cicada swarm has begun, what to do.

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the cicada swarm has begun, what to do.