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Falkenhorst wrote:When I was a freshman, some dumb gangster wannabe wrote a bomb threat/death letter to one of the deans at my HS. They evacuated the school and searched it up and down. The trouble is, my one friend really was going to blow up the school, and they found all the pipe bombs he had in his locker.
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Falkenhorst wrote:When I was a freshman, some dumb gangster wannabe wrote a bomb threat/death letter to one of the deans at my HS. They evacuated the school and searched it up and down. The trouble is, my one friend really was going to blow up the school, and they found all the pipe bombs he had in his locker.
The TROUBLE!? You would have preferd your 'friend' going pipe-bomb happy on the students?
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Falkenhorst wrote:When I was a freshman, some dumb gangster wannabe wrote a bomb threat/death letter to one of the deans at my HS. They evacuated the school and searched it up and down. The trouble is, my one friend really was going to blow up the school, and they found all the pipe bombs he had in his locker.
In jr high my friend nick had 150 complaints lodged against him, mostly from people claming that he had bombs or guns or something, the most stupid one ever was when someone reported that he had a thermo-nuclear device in his locker, and they actually checked, infact they started banging on the back pannel of the locker looking for a false back or something.
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Actually, everyone in our group has been fingered for something..

After the Columbine incident I was searched for weapons

the year after The Lost Prophet was falsley accsed of a bomb threat(IIRc at the end of a semester he hadnt returned some books or something like that, and used garden ties to tie a backpack full of them to the main doors. The school mistook them for wires, refused to admit they were dumbasses, and expelled him for a semester)

Shark Bait was called up to the office the next year for saying"No one will attack on 4/20 because they are in it to scare people, and no one is hear on 4/20 after columbine"
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In 2002, my Jr. High School's Design and Technology teacher's car exploded. It was on fire for about ten minutes, and then KABOOM! The hood exploded. The administration kept all the students in the cafeteria and gym, a stupid decision, because the ensuing fire was VERY close to the gas pipeline to the school.

Luckily, me and my friends had decided to leave the school just minutes before the whole thing started to go see Team Canada play Team Belarus in the men's hockey semi-finals during the 2002 Winter Olympics.
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Well, okay, here's my tale of school gone horribly, horribly awry.

It was the last year of elementary school. Fifth grade, whoo!

Then, that summer, the middle school I was supposed to go next year burned down. Completely. It was a large brick building, y'see. So, that summer, a bunch of volunteers (myself and my parents included) ended up setting up a bunch of portables so that we could actually have classes that fall.

When my parents told me we were going to do that, I was a little bummed at first (let the school stay burnt down!), but then the prospect of power tools buzzed through my 12-year-old brain and I was okay with it from there. :twisted:
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Montcalm wrote:The danger of hiring incompetant jackasses :P
Hey, towns have to get the lowest bidder without any care for quality. Which means, quite simplely, that the new sections of my own High School now have uneven floors.
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Alyrium Denryle wrote:Actually, everyone in our group has been fingered for something..

After the Columbine incident I was searched for weapons

the year after The Lost Prophet was falsley accsed of a bomb threat(IIRc at the end of a semester he hadnt returned some books or something like that, and used garden ties to tie a backpack full of them to the main doors. The school mistook them for wires, refused to admit they were dumbasses, and expelled him for a semester)

Shark Bait was called up to the office the next year for saying"No one will attack on 4/20 because they are in it to scare people, and no one is hear on 4/20 after columbine"
Also I was called in many times to conferm someone's story, also if set foot on that campus again i'll get arrested. :twisted:
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