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Movies that need an MST3King

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Since MST3K has gone off the air bad movies can now be made without fear. What steaming turd just beg for a good MSTing?

My nominations:
  • Barb Wire

    Demolition Man

    Judge Dredd

    Escape from LA

    Phantoms

    Dude, Where's my Car?
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Though George would never allow it: Star Wars: A New Hope and The Phantom Menace.

And if I'm going to throw those up, might as well have even more fun MST3King Star Trek as well.
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CorSec wrote:Though George would never allow it: Star Wars: A New Hope and The Phantom Menace.

And if I'm going to throw those up, might as well have even more fun MST3King Star Trek as well.
There's already a MiSTing of Phantom Menace. Or rather, the script.
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Hotfoot wrote:
CorSec wrote:Though George would never allow it: Star Wars: A New Hope and The Phantom Menace.

And if I'm going to throw those up, might as well have even more fun MST3King Star Trek as well.
There's already a MiSTing of Phantom Menace. Or rather, the script.
I'm talking a proper MST3King. With Crow, Mike and Tom Servo.
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I've seen a fan done mst3king of TPM at a con, it was pretty damned funny.
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How about the R rated version of Supernova?
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My nominations...

Wing Commander: The Movie
Independance Day
Houseboat Horror
Red Planet
Battlefield Earth (though I doubt I could endure this again, even WITH a MISTing...)
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Let me see...

* Ghosts of Mars: a few laughs could be had at the flashback during the flashback during the flashback during the flashback (I shit you not - the entire movie is a flashback, and there's a point where it's a flashback nested into three others)
* Contact
* Star Trek Insurrection! i have no doubts there would be some neat stuff to make fun (of?).
* Jeepers Creepers (haven't seen it but it sounds like MST3K material)
* Final Destination.
* Jurassic Park
* Predator 2
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Jeepers Creepers absolutely deserves a MST3K'ing. :x
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Attack of the Clones
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Deep Blue Sea :roll: :roll: :roll:
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* Star Trek Insurrection! i have no doubts there would be some neat stuff to make fun (of?).
Only because there was a question mark:
I have no doubts there would be some neat stuff at which Tom, Servo and Crow could poke fun.
Alternatively "we", or "they" could replace "Tom, Servo and Crow."

Ending sentences with a preposition is becoming less and less of a grammatical sin, but it's always nice to try not to. :oops: :wink:
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weemadando wrote:My nominations...

Wing Commander: The Movie
Star Mig's would have been a better title for that particular film.


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A fan MSTing of Transformers: The Movie

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Stormbringer wrote:
Hotfoot wrote:
CorSec wrote:Though George would never allow it: Star Wars: A New Hope and The Phantom Menace.

And if I'm going to throw those up, might as well have even more fun MST3King Star Trek as well.
There's already a MiSTing of Phantom Menace. Or rather, the script.
I'm talking a proper MST3King. With Crow, Mike and Tom Servo.
There's also a proper MiSTing of PM, meaning with Crow, Mike and Tom Servo. I did a search and found it. Not that crappy MiSTing with the three losers talking about how her husband didn't listen to her anymore and that crap.
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CorSec wrote:
* Star Trek Insurrection! i have no doubts there would be some neat stuff to make fun (of?).
Only because there was a question mark:
I have no doubts there would be some neat stuff at which Tom, Servo and Crow could poke fun.
Alternatively "we", or "they" could replace "Tom, Servo and Crow."

Ending sentences with a preposition is becoming less and less of a grammatical sin, but it's always nice to try not to. :oops: :wink:
I try to adhere to Señor Palabras' grammar guidelines.
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Sea Skimmer wrote:
weemadando wrote:My nominations...

Wing Commander: The Movie
Star Mig's would have been a better title for that particular film.
I didn't see any jets in that movie. They all looked like WW2 prop planes (and handled like those)
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Slartibartfast wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:
weemadando wrote:My nominations...

Wing Commander: The Movie
Star Mig's would have been a better title for that particular film.
I didn't see any jets in that movie. They all looked like WW2 prop planes (and handled like those)
They were English Electric Lightning F Mk.53s, only desecrated by A) being sawn up into crappy space fighters and B) by being put in such a shitty movie.
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RadiO wrote:
Slartibartfast wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote: Star Mig's would have been a better title for that particular film.
I didn't see any jets in that movie. They all looked like WW2 prop planes (and handled like those)
They were English Electric Lightning F Mk.53s, only desecrated by A) being sawn up into crappy space fighters and B) by being put in such a shitty movie.
Hm ok you're right, I seem to have the wrong memories about the movie.
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