Darth Vader vs. Jesus Christ

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Yogi
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Didn't Jesus smack a fig tree with a curse that caused it to wither or something? That's the only real offensive power I can remember Jesus doing.
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Pfft...yet for all terms of the fight, Jesus is basically a suped up human, hardly demonstrating any real combat abilities.

Vader takes a 1/10th of second to whup his saber cleving him in half before Jesus utters word one.
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Tsyroc wrote:I ended up thinking about this because of a bit Mad TV did where they had the Terminator go back in time to protect Jesus. He keeps killing Judas because he's going to betray Jesus. Jesus keeps bringing him back from the dead as he tries to explain to the Terminator why he can't kill Judas. :)
ha ha ha ha! I lovd that skit!

Terminator: Pontius Pilate at ten o'clock! **BLAM**

Jesus: STOP KILLING JUDAS!
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