What is Your Kinky Fetish

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So... What turns you on?

Dead Bodies
2
4%
Bondage/S&M/cosplay RP(please specify)
21
38%
Feet(and other specific non-sexual body parts)
1
2%
Animals/Stuffed animals(please specify)
1
2%
Machines/computers
2
4%
Bizzare Insertions(Whoa now that doesnt go there)
1
2%
Anal/oral(please specify)
4
7%
Autoerotica or sexual toys
4
7%
Other(please specify)
11
20%
Castrating Straha
9
16%
 
Total votes: 56

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Post by Alyrium Denryle »

Well, it has been a while, and fetishes tend to change over time...

I am not overly kinky... But often refer to the ebola virus as the 2nd most sexy pathogen... the first being, ironically HIV(Hey, it IS the most lethal pandemic in human history)

So, what are your kinky fethishes you dirty dirty fleshies?
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Hey i've been dating my computer for a year now and she's treated me better than any girl. Her name is Bridget and we are very happy together, and I must say that she has a huge pair of ..... Hard drives.
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Post by Spanky The Dolphin »

Panties.

In fact, I found three more tonight...
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For me is the whole B/D with a judicious pinch of S/M, nothing like a little sting to really push things over the edge :twisted:
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Straha's dead body. Castrated.

Seriously...androgynes. Like my husband, his brother, or Rye. Bois with hips and full red lips and pretty hair get me very hot. Michelle's started growing his out and stopped spiking it...its's basically a bob (a perfect one - think Natalie Portman in "Leon the Professional," or Audrey Tatou in "Amelie"). It frames his face perfectly. And he's sweet enough to tickle my nipples with it in bed...

::drools::

Cute athletic Midwestern blondes with brains and small breasts are hot too. Especially with short hair and the Drew Barrymore cocked lips thing.

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If I told you you'd either want to fuck me or you'd want to murder me. :P
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I'd say other.[size=0]Because there's no "all of the above" option[/size]

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I believe we've had this discussion several times before.

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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Panties.

In fact, I found three more tonight...
How the hell do you just find panties? :wtf:
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Dorsk 81 wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Panties.

In fact, I found three more tonight...
How the hell do you just find panties? :wtf:
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I have a strange attraction to women who have a mullet hairstyle (or just mulletish hairstyles) though that's more of a preference than an actual fetish.

Recently, I've also acquired a taste for unnatural hair colours such as blue, green, teal and purple.


I also tend to develop fetishes-of-the-month which then go away.
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Peregrin Toker wrote:I have a strange attraction to women who have a mullet hairstyle (or just mulletish hairstyles) though that's more of a preference than an actual fetish.

Recently, I've also acquired a taste for unnatural hair colours such as blue, green, teal and purple.
:wtf:?!?!

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DPDarkPrimus wrote:
Dorsk 81 wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Panties.

In fact, I found three more tonight...
How the hell do you just find panties? :wtf:
He attends a college in a party town, and frat/sorority houses are located across the street from his dorms.
Actually, it's even simpler than that.

You see, occasionally articles of clothing gets left behind in the dormatory basement laundry rooms. Mostly they're stuff like t-shirts, shorts, etc..., but sometimes girls' underwear ends up abandoned.

Every so often I go down to the basement and check to see what's been left behind, and take panties back with me if I find them (note that these are only ones that are outside sitting on a shelf or such: I never take them out of dryers).

Currently I have nine pairs of panties and one little cloth bra thing...
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Actually, it's even simpler than that.

You see, occasionally articles of clothing gets left behind in the dormatory basement laundry rooms. Mostly they're stuff like t-shirts, shorts, etc..., but sometimes girls' underwear ends up abandoned.

Every so often I go down to the basement and check to see what's been left behind, and take panties back with me if I find them (note that these are only ones that are outside sitting on a shelf or such: I never take them out of dryers).

Currently I have nine pairs of panties and one little cloth bra thing...
If I were a fan of panties, when they're not on a woman, I'd call you a genius, but I'm not, so I won't, but it is a pretty cunning scheme...
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Thanks. I never would have thought that my panty thievery boarderlined on genius. :)
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We need pictures of this collection.
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Thanks. I never would have thought that my panty thievery boarderlined on genius. :)
Well it's alot smarter than;
a. Robbing a clothing store
b. Breaking into a girls house
and
c. Trying to theive them off girls in the street.
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Taking panties off of girls on the street is among the most difficult of artforms. I will not share my secrets here.

Other things I like:

- threesomes (although good ones require some discussion beforehand and generally consist of one person being tag-teamed by the other two)
- penetrating women with my clit
- breast massage (with a nice scented massage oil)
- letting Michelle rub his erection between my cheeks in the tub
- doing the same to him or Jax
- cuddling naked
- really small jelly vibrators
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- penetrating women with my clit
..... interesting.... I take it you have an unusually large clit? :wink:
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Bondage! Bondage for everyone!

Oh, and pretty clothes - stockings, corsets and the like.
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Icehawk wrote:
- penetrating women with my clit
..... interesting.... I take it you have an unusually large clit? :wink:
You might say that.
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Dirty fleshies all of you, your sick sick I say. Buhhhhhh organics :banghead:
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I have yet to really figure it out :oops: but i am willing to find out :twisted:




shark bait, the only reason you date you computer is because she is the only one who wont leave you to become a lesbian.......or right-angle you.
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The lost Prophet wrote:I have yet to really figure it out :oops: but i am willing to find out :twisted:




shark bait, the only reason you date you computer is because she is the only one who wont leave you to become a lesbian.......or right-angle you.
HEY! That lesbian thing only happend twice, and I really dont wanna talk about that Right-angel thing I still have :( scars
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Shark Bait wrote:
The lost Prophet wrote:I have yet to really figure it out :oops: but i am willing to find out :twisted:




shark bait, the only reason you date you computer is because she is the only one who wont leave you to become a lesbian.......or right-angle you.
HEY! That lesbian thing only happend twice, and I really dont wanna talk about that Right-angel thing I still have :( scars
STILL, that a 100% lesbianization rate.......
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