What is Your Kinky Fetish
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What is Your Kinky Fetish
Well, it has been a while, and fetishes tend to change over time...
I am not overly kinky... But often refer to the ebola virus as the 2nd most sexy pathogen... the first being, ironically HIV(Hey, it IS the most lethal pandemic in human history)
So, what are your kinky fethishes you dirty dirty fleshies?
I am not overly kinky... But often refer to the ebola virus as the 2nd most sexy pathogen... the first being, ironically HIV(Hey, it IS the most lethal pandemic in human history)
So, what are your kinky fethishes you dirty dirty fleshies?
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Hey i've been dating my computer for a year now and she's treated me better than any girl. Her name is Bridget and we are very happy together, and I must say that she has a huge pair of ..... Hard drives.
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Panties.
In fact, I found three more tonight...
In fact, I found three more tonight...
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Seriously...androgynes. Like my husband, his brother, or Rye. Bois with hips and full red lips and pretty hair get me very hot. Michelle's started growing his out and stopped spiking it...its's basically a bob (a perfect one - think Natalie Portman in "Leon the Professional," or Audrey Tatou in "Amelie"). It frames his face perfectly. And he's sweet enough to tickle my nipples with it in bed...
::drools::
Cute athletic Midwestern blondes with brains and small breasts are hot too. Especially with short hair and the Drew Barrymore cocked lips thing.
::wanders off to find Jax::
Seriously...androgynes. Like my husband, his brother, or Rye. Bois with hips and full red lips and pretty hair get me very hot. Michelle's started growing his out and stopped spiking it...its's basically a bob (a perfect one - think Natalie Portman in "Leon the Professional," or Audrey Tatou in "Amelie"). It frames his face perfectly. And he's sweet enough to tickle my nipples with it in bed...
::drools::
Cute athletic Midwestern blondes with brains and small breasts are hot too. Especially with short hair and the Drew Barrymore cocked lips thing.
::wanders off to find Jax::
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How the hell do you just find panties?Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Panties.
In fact, I found three more tonight...
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He attends a college in a party town, and frat/sorority houses are located across the street from his dorms.Dorsk 81 wrote:How the hell do you just find panties?Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Panties.
In fact, I found three more tonight...
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I have a strange attraction to women who have a mullet hairstyle (or just mulletish hairstyles) though that's more of a preference than an actual fetish.
Recently, I've also acquired a taste for unnatural hair colours such as blue, green, teal and purple.
I also tend to develop fetishes-of-the-month which then go away.
Recently, I've also acquired a taste for unnatural hair colours such as blue, green, teal and purple.
I also tend to develop fetishes-of-the-month which then go away.
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Peregrin Toker wrote:I have a strange attraction to women who have a mullet hairstyle (or just mulletish hairstyles) though that's more of a preference than an actual fetish.
Recently, I've also acquired a taste for unnatural hair colours such as blue, green, teal and purple.
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*combines both in imagination just before head explodes in mutiny*
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Actually, it's even simpler than that.DPDarkPrimus wrote:He attends a college in a party town, and frat/sorority houses are located across the street from his dorms.Dorsk 81 wrote:How the hell do you just find panties?Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Panties.
In fact, I found three more tonight...
You see, occasionally articles of clothing gets left behind in the dormatory basement laundry rooms. Mostly they're stuff like t-shirts, shorts, etc..., but sometimes girls' underwear ends up abandoned.
Every so often I go down to the basement and check to see what's been left behind, and take panties back with me if I find them (note that these are only ones that are outside sitting on a shelf or such: I never take them out of dryers).
Currently I have nine pairs of panties and one little cloth bra thing...
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If I were a fan of panties, when they're not on a woman, I'd call you a genius, but I'm not, so I won't, but it is a pretty cunning scheme...Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Actually, it's even simpler than that.
You see, occasionally articles of clothing gets left behind in the dormatory basement laundry rooms. Mostly they're stuff like t-shirts, shorts, etc..., but sometimes girls' underwear ends up abandoned.
Every so often I go down to the basement and check to see what's been left behind, and take panties back with me if I find them (note that these are only ones that are outside sitting on a shelf or such: I never take them out of dryers).
Currently I have nine pairs of panties and one little cloth bra thing...
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Well it's alot smarter than;Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Thanks. I never would have thought that my panty thievery boarderlined on genius.
a. Robbing a clothing store
b. Breaking into a girls house
and
c. Trying to theive them off girls in the street.
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Taking panties off of girls on the street is among the most difficult of artforms. I will not share my secrets here.
Other things I like:
- threesomes (although good ones require some discussion beforehand and generally consist of one person being tag-teamed by the other two)
- penetrating women with my clit
- breast massage (with a nice scented massage oil)
- letting Michelle rub his erection between my cheeks in the tub
- doing the same to him or Jax
- cuddling naked
- really small jelly vibrators
Other things I like:
- threesomes (although good ones require some discussion beforehand and generally consist of one person being tag-teamed by the other two)
- penetrating women with my clit
- breast massage (with a nice scented massage oil)
- letting Michelle rub his erection between my cheeks in the tub
- doing the same to him or Jax
- cuddling naked
- really small jelly vibrators
..... interesting.... I take it you have an unusually large clit?- penetrating women with my clit
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Oh, and pretty clothes - stockings, corsets and the like.
Oh, and pretty clothes - stockings, corsets and the like.
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Dirty fleshies all of you, your sick sick I say. Buhhhhhh organics ![Banging my head :banghead:](./images/smilies/banghead.gif)
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I have yet to really figure it out
but i am willing to find out
shark bait, the only reason you date you computer is because she is the only one who wont leave you to become a lesbian.......or right-angle you.
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shark bait, the only reason you date you computer is because she is the only one who wont leave you to become a lesbian.......or right-angle you.
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Rule #2. if it serves no purpose, burn it.
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HEY! That lesbian thing only happend twice, and I really dont wanna talk about that Right-angel thing I still haveThe lost Prophet wrote:I have yet to really figure it outbut i am willing to find out
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shark bait, the only reason you date you computer is because she is the only one who wont leave you to become a lesbian.......or right-angle you.
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All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and unlimited power.
"Your socks are high and your jell-o is carnavorous" ~ the diamond smuggler
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"Your socks are high and your jell-o is carnavorous" ~ the diamond smuggler
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STILL, that a 100% lesbianization rate.......Shark Bait wrote:HEY! That lesbian thing only happend twice, and I really dont wanna talk about that Right-angel thing I still haveThe lost Prophet wrote:I have yet to really figure it outbut i am willing to find out
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shark bait, the only reason you date you computer is because she is the only one who wont leave you to become a lesbian.......or right-angle you.scars
Bams rules: Rule #1. If you dont like it, destroy it
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Rule #2. if it serves no purpose, burn it.
"No one is taller then the last man standing" - unknown
"Don't run, you'll only die tired" - Shark Bait