The Anti-Porn Guy

[Jonsan]

Kind of like "the and "inquisition"? And we know what a great bunch of guys they were.

Don't blame me for other people's stupidity. People do not become what ones in the past are, simply because they are of the same religion. That goes for everything.

[Jonsan]

Admite it. You have warm feelings for his positions.

I do agree with some of his positions. I am sure I'm not the only one who posts things on here who agrees with some of what he says.

[Stormbringer]

Kind of like "the and "inquisition"? And we know what a great bunch of guys they were.

Don't blame me for other people's stupidity. People do not become what ones in the past are, simply because they are of the same religion. That goes for everything.

I don't blame you for that. I do blame the mentality of yours. You think that every one that doesn't conform to your beliefs is evil. You think that every ought to follow the same sort of religous schlock that you subscribe to.

Frankly liberal Christians are a lot better people than your kind.

[Colonel Olrik]

Admite it. You have warm feelings for his positions.

I do agree with some of his positions. I am sure I'm not the only one who posts things on here who agrees with some of what he says.

Yes you are, and that makes you a fucking shithead.

That asshole vomits garbish at an industrial rate and should be put to death for his sheer stupidity.

Oh noo.. JEANS ARE EEEVIIILLL

[Darth Wong]

Oh, how original. Jonsan Fundie-Boy makes an "argument" based on the Bible, and is easily shot down because he is appealing to authority.

So what does he do? Ignore the point and attack his critics' use of personal insults, using the "style over substance" fallacy. Sorry, Fundie-Boy, but you earned those insults, and you deserve more. You are a bigot, and you justify your bigotry with appeals to Biblical authority, thanks to an obvious disregard for logic.

Oh, and BTW, the "you hate all Christians" thing is a pathetic excuse to continue evading the point. Christians, Muslims, atheists, whatever ... it doesn't matter who you are, you aren't allowed to be a bigot or throw logic to the winds around here. Not unless you don't mind being insulted for the shit-for-brains moron that you are. You made ONE point: appealing to authority. That point was effortlessly shot down in flames. Now, we're just flaming you for the hell of it, because it's blatantly obvious that you have no other point to make.

[Zaia]

I do agree with some of his positions. I am sure I'm not the only one who posts things on here who agrees with some of what he says.

*hangs head in shame*

yes, yes, it's true--i admit it! i-- i want to ban jeans as well......



i am tres ashamed! but now that you know the real me, i feel better.

[Jonsan]

I don't blame you for that. I do blame the mentality of yours. You think that every one that doesn't conform to your beliefs is evil. You think that every ought to follow the same sort of religous schlock that you subscribe to.

Frankly liberal Christians are a lot better people than your kind.

I do not judge other people, and I am far from evil myself.

[Jonsan]

Oh noo.. JEANS ARE EEEVIIILLL

I happen to like jeans. Especially tight ones on girls.

[Wicked Pilot]

Oh spare me. I'm not even pimply. Besides, if you have ever talked to me, you'll know that I'm not nearly as radical as he is. I definitely don't agree with many of the things he says. You should ask me sometime-if you didn't miss this posting.

Go fuck yourself you lying bitch! You showed up the day we started this thread, and you have posted no where else but here. You fool no one but yourself, and that's not that hard. Take it from someone you know:

[Wicked Pilot]

I happen to like jeans. Especially tight ones on girls.

I didn't know they made jeans in donkeys sizes.

[Jonsan]

Go fuck yourself you lying bitch! You showed up the day we started this thread, and you have posted no where else but here. You fool no one but yourself, and that's not that hard.

I didn't know you started this thread the day I started posting, and the only reason I registered was because one of you wanted to talk to me about what I thought about the website. However, I don't have to time to constantly read what people think about me or my beliefs because they can't say it without saying that I should fuck myself, or that I am a lying bitch. I wasn't trying to fool anyone.

[Colonel Olrik]

I happen to like jeans. Especially tight ones on girls.

Then I don't understand how you are defending a guy who not only wants to ban them, but force full dresses on girls too.

And, of course, no sex.

Admit it. The guy is a shithead and a wast of the oxigen he breathes

PS: HEy, Wicked P, that's just wrong. My eyes are still hurting.

[Stormbringer]

I happen to like jeans. Especially tight ones on girls.

Then I don't understand how you are defending a guy who not only wants to ban them, but force full dresses on girls too.

And, of course, no sex.

He's a fundamentalist. They wouldn't know rational sense if you hit them over the head with it.

[Jonsan]

Then I don't understand how you are defending a guy who not only wants to ban them, but force full dresses on girls too.

And, of course, no sex.

Admit it. The guy is a shithead and a wast of the oxigen he breaths

I agree he is a shithead but that doesn't mean that some of the things he says are true. I am definitely against anything that covers up girls-ask anyone I know. Did I say that I didn't want girls to wear jeans?

[Darth Wong]

OK, lay it out on the line. Exactly which of his opinions do you agree with?

[Colonel Olrik]

I agree he is a shithead but that doesn't mean that some of the things he says are true. I am definitely against anything that covers up girls-ask anyone I know. Did I say that I didn't want girls to wear jeans?

No. Until now you said:
Homosexuallity is wrong because it says so in the Bible
The Bible says, therefore it is true. BTW, should Evolution be taught at schools? and Creationism?

On the plus side you agreed the guy is a shithead. At least, one reedeming factor.

[Wicked Pilot]

I didn't know you started this thread the day I started posting,

How convienant of you.

and the only reason I registered was because one of you wanted to talk to me about what I thought about the website.

THEN WHY AREN'T YOU ON ANOTHER THREAD DOING THAT?

However, I don't have to time to constantly read what people think about me or my beliefs because they can't say it without saying that I should fuck myself, or that I am a lying bitch.

You gave nothing but Appeals to Authority and your ass was shot down. Now you're getting flamed because you're being trollish and an asshole. Not to mention that you're a racist, homophobe, general hate monger, and a fucking idiot. Why don't you go back to your Church of the Nazi with all the other fundies? You can all go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself.

If any mods are listening, can you move this nazi's bullshit over to HoS. It's time to take out the garbage.

[Stormbringer]

I've gotta know? What would our new fundy friend think of the Darth Vader vs Jesus thread.

[Utsanomiko]

Unfortunately I can't draw. However I thank you for saying that I am not as insane, ignorant, or babbling. Not that anyone cares.

In other words, *WHOOSH!!*, eh?

1) I said the anti-porn guys was more than you were. Nowhere did I say you weren't any of those things *at all*, just not as much. Did it look like I said other wise? No, of course not, so don't act like it did.

2)Did I ask if you could draw or not? Did I make my attempt at a humorous quip sound like a call to all conservativess with drawing skills? Did I even insinuate that I gave a rat's-ass whether you draw or not? No, no, and one fat, final *no*. It had nothing to do with you, so don't respond as if it were.


Wow, look at all of that. To make such glaring mistakes in reading comprehension, I guess you really would have to be pretty stupid.

[Lagmonster]

Homosexuality is wrong because it goes directly against anything God intended.

Actually, if you want to be anal about it, your god 'intended' us all to be uneducated (read: totally dependant on god to make our moral decisions for us) and blindly obediant, if I recall Genesis and the tree of knowledge correctly.

I keep my cats the same way that God kept humans in Genesis: I want them to live, breed, and be happy and well fed and content and know that I love them, but I do NOT want them to have knowledge, because they would empty my fridge and probably rack up a huge long distance phone bill. And frankly, if God can't keep his pets in line, it's His fault.

THAT is some of the funniest shit I have EVER read.

FUQ!!!!!

Hey, I missed this before. What the hell's a FUQ?

[neoolong]

I've gotta know? What would our new fundy friend think of the Darth Vader vs Jesus thread.

Or how about the Darth Wong vs. Jesus thread?

[Stormbringer]

I've gotta know? What would our new fundy friend think of the Darth Vader vs Jesus thread.

Or how about the Darth Wong vs. Jesus thread?

Even better. Muwahhaaaaaa

[NecronLord]

I propose prison reform. This will be as follows:

Prison cells will be made smaller. I would set this to approximately 1/2 of their average current size.
Prisoners kept in their cells 24/7 (i.e. NEVER leaving their cell during incarceration).
Prisoners will only be fed bread and butter.
NO contact with ANY other human being during incarceration.
NO TV, medical care, or entertainment of any sort.
NO sunlight will penetrate a prison cell.
Disobedient or rebellious prisoners can be beaten by the guards as punishment.
ANY inmate that attempts to escape will be executed on site.

This guy should be a warden on an imperial prison ship...

I enjoy politics. I hope to run for local office in the near future. If I am successful, I will likely run for higher office later on down the road. I will fight as a moralist. I will try to institute the above goals of mine to restore the traditional Judeo-Christian values that our Puritan forefathers founded the United States upon at Plymouth Rock.

Burn the witch!!

[Zaia]

ok. i need to say that jonsan and i have talked (in person) about our opinions dealing with religion, abortion, homosexuality, etc. (which differ greatly), yet still manage to have respect for one another and remain friends. we went step by step through mr. anti-porn's website and all the parts that especially made my stomach cringe did so to him as well. with other topics (abortion specifically--as i am a woman and he is not, i find it difficult to listen to anyone with a penis tell me what i can and cannot do with my body), the gap between us was more severe and an agreement to just disagree was in order. however, he was at all times pleasant and is a joy to discuss such things with.

as this is only my fourth post and have been reading discussion forums on this site for many months due to another friend's involvement, i don't want you all to think that i am a fundie (for i am most certainly NOT); nor do i want you to think that i am telling you that the way you are dealing with jonsan is wrong. i simply am sharing the information i have.

[XaLEv]

Hey, I missed this before. What the hell's a FUQ?

http://www.daltonator.net/fuq/index.html

Ando is saying that he thinks the post he quoted should be added to the quotes archive.