I'm being lured with promises of a 3-some

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-05-15 01:45pm

Well, I just had about the 2 most messed up conversations ever with my GF and our friend Sandy. The chicks have expressed an interest in getting naked and doing a 3-some with me later today, but something just doesn't sound right. For my GF this is just so out of character that I know something is up, but what? Warning bells are going off in my head and telling me that they're using this as a way to lure me over for an ambush, and that I'll probably get beaten up, cross-dressed, and photographed by the crazy chicks, but on the other hand it's a 3-some I can't say no to that either.

Obviously they're not telling me anything and deny that it's a setup, but what if they're telling the truth? Could I live with myself for turning down a 3-some? What if they force me into a gimp suit and make me carry out their twisted sexual fantasies? This is just so wrong on so many levels.

Post by **Dalton** » 2004-05-15 01:47pm

Have courage, young man. Take risks! If they're speaking the truth, then you're in for a wild night. If not, well, at least you'll come back in one piece.

With welts.

Alan Bolte · Post by **Alan Bolte** » 2004-05-15 01:49pm

Bah! You know very well you'll have fun either way. Don't be a pussy.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-05-15 01:50pm

The part that worries me is that Sandy has handcuffs and they both have various sextoys which could be used to violate my ass. It's not a reassuring thought.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2004-05-15 01:50pm

"Of all the sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these: it might have been." I'd risk having something embarrassing done to me if it meant I wasn't risking spending the rest of my life kicking myself for turning down a threesome.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-05-15 01:51pm

(stares enviously at Aerius)

salm · Post by **salm** » 2004-05-15 01:54pm

you can´t say no anyway, so why would you even try?

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2004-05-15 02:00pm

aerius wrote:The part that worries me is that Sandy has handcuffs and they both have various sextoys which could be used to violate my ass. It's not a reassuring thought.

So what? You won't die, and you wouldn't be the first straight guy to take a dildo up the ass from a woman. You might even like it.

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2004-05-15 02:16pm

Ge' on wi' it, ya big jessie

What's the worst that can happen?

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2004-05-15 02:19pm

Jmac is a very very fucking EVIL PERSON! "Threesome! But there might be abuse! What do I do?!?!"

Jmac you are SO evil. And when a Black Mage says it you know it's bad.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2004-05-15 02:29pm

What, you can't defend yourself?

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2004-05-15 02:36pm

HemlockGrey wrote:What, you can't defend yourself?

There's something you have to realize. Jmac has touched herself at night that hse has gained incredible powers of sexuality...

Put simply, Aerius is a weakling.

The Aliens · Post by **The Aliens** » 2004-05-15 02:41pm

Choice of threesome or getting anally violated by a dildo? The downside to this is what, exactly?

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-05-15 02:44pm

The only downside to a threesome is not being in one. that said, i say go for it.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-05-15 05:19pm

The_Lumberjack wrote:Ge' on wi' it, ya big jessie What's the worst that can happen?

The worst? Well, I could end up being mentally scarred for life and developing an alcohol & drug addiction. And I lose my ass-viginity.

HemlockGrey wrote:What, you can't defend yourself?

Against one swimmer chick yes, when I get tag-teamed no. Let's put it this way, my GF can pick up a 190 lbs guy and hold him against a wall with his feet off the ground with ease. I'm only about 147 lbs right now, you do the math, it doesn't work out well for me. And there's 2 of them, but Sandy isn't as big & strong as my GF.

The Aliens wrote:Choice of threesome or getting anally violated by a dildo? The downside to this is what, exactly?

Being anally violated with a dildo isn't a downside?

With all that said, my penis demands satisfaction so I'll be taking my chances with the chicks. If you don't see me post in the next little while you'll know that I've been abused and gone into hiding or therapy.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-05-15 05:23pm

The upside...kinky sex with two women.

The dowside...being anally violated.

Indeed a tough call, and by your choice you have made I wish you luck in your venture and to return still an anal virgin.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2004-05-15 05:28pm

Why are you banned yet you shit eating bragger. I hope you drown in the blood of your first born.

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-05-15 05:30pm

If I wasn't busy this weekend, I'd drive up to Toronto and join in, aerianna.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-05-15 05:48pm

I'd go for it. Hell, going to that student house with a jacuzzi and a load of cool girls despite having webcams around was fun.

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-05-15 05:59pm

There's a downside to being anally probed?

-Grey whispers in ver's ear-

Oh, you're straight! That's right, I forgot! Oops.

Still, though, you never know until you try.

I'm sure myself or Ein or koji could give you a full discourse on the matter if you'd like?

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2004-05-15 06:07pm

If the women try anything funny, you tell them to get their bitch asses back in the kitchen to cook you some pie.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-05-15 06:07pm

verilon wrote:There's a downside to being anally probed?

-Grey whispers in ver's ear-

Oh, you're straight! That's right, I forgot! Oops.

Still, though, you never know until you try.

I'm sure myself or Ein or koji could give you a full discourse on the matter if you'd like?

ROFLMAO...I would pay money to see aerius' face on this matter.

I know he's easily seen this while in customs but his reaction to getting probed by a woman and his reaction here would make him hearing it from Ein, ver or koji so much funnier.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2004-05-15 06:08pm

HemlockGrey wrote:What, you can't defend yourself?

Jmac works out with weights, while Aerius is fit but he's also as scrawny as a heroin junkie. He's outmuscled and outnumbered. His own fault for not getting into the gym, I suppose

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-05-15 06:09pm

Darth Wong wrote:
HemlockGrey wrote:What, you can't defend yourself?
Jmac works out with weights, while Aerius is fit but he's also as scrawny as a heroin junkie. He's outmuscled and outnumbered. His own fault for not getting into the gym, I suppose

Maybe it's just me, but the idea of being tied up and having two women have their way with me is oh so much of a turn on.

The Kernel · Post by **The Kernel** » 2004-05-15 06:12pm

Near as I can tell aerius, no matter what you do you're screwed.