I'm being lured with promises of a 3-some

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2004-05-15 06:12pm

Do it, man! Infact, ASK for the ass fuck!!!

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2004-05-15 06:15pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:Maybe it's just me, but the idea of being tied up and having two women have their way with me is oh so much of a turn on.

Not if "their way with me" has something to do with anal violation. I am the anal violator, not the anally violated.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2004-05-15 06:17pm

Darth Wong wrote:Jmac works out with weights, while Aerius is fit but he's also as scrawny as a heroin junkie.

Ouch. Brutal.

Darth Wong wrote:He's outmuscled and outnumbered. His own fault for not getting into the gym, I suppose

Yes, yes it is. Besides, if all else fails, he can demand a threesome after getting violated. It's only fair.

Besides, how does he know he wouldn't like getting anally violated by two women until he tries it? If this choice were presented to me, I might well take it. Either way, it's some kind of sexual activity with two other women.

That is what he's been wanting this whole time, isn't it?

Or take Wicked Pilot's advice. Maybe he'll piss her off so much we won't ever have to hear about this again, since aerius will no longer be "able" to have any fun ever again!

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2004-05-15 06:18pm

Darth Wong wrote:Not if "their way with me" has something to do with anal violation. I am the anal violator, not the anally violated.

Wuss! You'd love it. And the idea of you getting arseraped by Becca.. ::snicker:: WHAT WOULD THE KIDS THINK XD

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2004-05-15 06:21pm

Either areius wins, or all us virgin males jealous of him win.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-05-15 06:26pm

Darth Wong wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:Maybe it's just me, but the idea of being tied up and having two women have their way with me is oh so much of a turn on.
Not if "their way with me" has something to do with anal violation. I am the anal violator, not the anally violated.

It'd be a new experience for me, but I think I'd pass most likely. I like my sphincter nice and firm.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2004-05-15 07:25pm

Go for it man. Just bring the anal bum cover and you should be fine.

Besides, if you really don't want to get one up the ass, you could, you know, say "No.". I don't see what the big deal is.

The lost Prophet · Post by **The lost Prophet** » 2004-05-15 07:50pm

considering the possible down sides......i think it would take a few heart beats to say yes. I am a very straight male, and the more then possible, almost definate up side of all that blows the shit out of the unsure possible down side.

in summery, do it or let someone else

Mark S · Post by **Mark S** » 2004-05-15 08:14pm

I predict nothing as exciting as everyone thinks will come of this. My bet is they were just messing with his head.

Shut up. You know what I mean.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2004-05-15 08:39pm

I hope they shove dildos of increasing size into his ass for everytime he has bragged on here about his sexual escapades.

muse · Post by **muse** » 2004-05-15 08:51pm

Anarchist Bunny wrote:Why are you banned yet you shit eating bragger. I hope you drown in the blood of your first born.

I hope they shove dildos of increasing size into his ass for everytime he has bragged on here about his sexual escapades.

I sense a great amount of frustration & anger. I suggest taking the following actions.

1. Get a GF
2. You need to get laid
3. Masturbate. Now. Before the frustration and anger kills you.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2004-05-15 09:52pm

muse wrote: 1. Get a GF

The people in the AIM chat room know all to well how much of a problem that is. Not in getting a GF, in finding a girl interested in me that doesn't need a psychiatrist or three.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2004-05-15 10:09pm

Anarchist Bunny wrote:I hope they shove dildos of increasing size into his ass

... without removing any of the previous ones.

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2004-05-15 10:11pm

FUck. You get anal pleasure or penile pleasure what's to fucking loose.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2004-05-15 10:13pm

The Kernel wrote:Near as I can tell aerius, no matter what you do you're screwed.

Oh the punnage.

This being aerius, he WILL be getting some on a regular basis whether or not he accepts this offer.

Metrion Cascade · Post by **Metrion Cascade** » 2004-05-15 10:33pm

You know, penetrating your bottom doesn't necessarily have to be painful. Done right, it can drive you up a wall. They just have to be careful about it.

Mind you, I'd advise having your girlfriend penetrate you when it's just you and her. Trying it for the first time with a third person there will be too much weirdness at once.

And generally I don't advise trusting someone with your body if you're unsure about their intentions. Ask them what they want to do.

Metrion Cascade · Post by **Metrion Cascade** » 2004-05-15 10:35pm

And might I add that if she is leading you on, that's a majorly fucked up thing to do and worth a few nights on the couch if not a breakup.

If you're going to be the femme in this relationship, at least use the opportunity to be a bitch where necessary.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2004-05-15 11:29pm

If you don't want to participate, I'll gladly take your place. I'm desperate.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2004-05-15 11:39pm

aerius wrote: If you don't see me post in the next little while you'll know that I've been abused and gone into hiding or therapy.

That was six hours ago. I think thats a very good sign. Or a very very bad sign.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2004-05-15 11:43pm

Keep watching the venting thread.

jenat-lai · Post by **jenat-lai** » 2004-05-15 11:46pm

6 hours is good sign. 2 days is bad sign.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2004-05-15 11:47pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:Keep watching the venting thread.

And the current title is just SO perfect.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2004-05-16 12:13am

Captain_Cyran wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:Keep watching the venting thread.
And the current title is just SO perfect.

I know!

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2004-05-16 12:52am

The way I look at anal penetration is:

Wiping my ass is kind of painful. Getting something shoved would be that times a hundred. Therefore, I can't possibly imagine wanting to be anally violated, even if it was Uma Thurman or Keira Knightley wearing the strap-on.

The Kernel · Post by **The Kernel** » 2004-05-16 12:55am

Joe wrote:The way I look at anal penetration is:

Wiping my ass is kind of painful. Getting something shoved would be that times a hundred. Therefore, I can't possibly imagine wanting to be anally violated, even if it was Uma Thurman or Keira Knightley wearing the strap-on.

What if she offered to return the favor afterwards?

I may be very protective about my anal virginity, but a man has his limits...