Porn Turn ons

The lost Prophet · Post by **The lost Prophet** » 2004-05-12 09:13pm

oh shit he said it. that potato tried to make its way into my ass at no avail, but it was still close enough.

Shark Bait · Post by **Shark Bait** » 2004-05-12 09:14pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:For the record, did not know the potato had been there...

yeah sure you didn't you were just helping to kick him 30 seconds earlier.

The lost Prophet · Post by **The lost Prophet** » 2004-05-12 09:15pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:For the record, did not know the potato had been there...

Bull shit, i kept screaming "quite trying to shove a potato up my ass" as they kicked and punched.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2004-05-12 09:17pm

yeah sure you didn't you were just helping to kick him 30 seconds earlier.

<insert shifty eyes>
My involvment in the Ass-potatoing has increased with each retelling...

Requesting a thread split

The lost Prophet · Post by **The lost Prophet** » 2004-05-12 09:20pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:
yeah sure you didn't you were just helping to kick him 30 seconds earlier.
<insert shifty eyes>
My involvment in the Ass-potatoing has increased with each retelling..

I think we have taken you out a bit more with every telling if anything.

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2004-05-13 03:40am

Girls that don't look like porn stars (but of course still look good)

Girls looking like they're having fun

Subdued moaning and heavy breathing... not too loud and NOT blatantly faked

Redheads

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-05-13 09:42am

Dahak wrote:You can also have double penetration of one anus by two cocks...

That's gotta hurt.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-05-13 09:43am

While I'm at it, I've recently developed a taste for women with blue hair.

That's right. Blue hair.

President Sharky · Post by **President Sharky** » 2004-05-13 08:48pm

Dating anime women then, I suppose?

Seriously, an ugly goblin might have dyed her hair blue, but IMO it'll only make it worse.

jenat-lai · Post by **jenat-lai** » 2004-05-14 12:55am

Peregrin Toker wrote:While I'm at it, I've recently developed a taste for women with blue hair.

That's right. Blue hair.

that reminds me.

Girls with dyed blue, red, pink, green, blonde hair

Yes, most of that is due to my current girl of interest. Along with the pubic and underarm hair, female ejaculation, and cute geekyish girl look but with amazing body and relitavley largish but natural breasts.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-05-14 01:05am

President Sharky wrote:Dating anime women then, I suppose?

(Insert "Rei Ayanami Likes Pie" joke here)

Seriously, an ugly goblin might have dyed her hair blue, but IMO it'll only make it worse.

I was referring to attractive women with blue hair. Hmm... would a certain flamewar never have existed if Milla Jovovich had blue hair? Perhaps.

Specialist · Post by **Specialist** » 2004-05-15 12:46am

Lesbian
Bondage (hardcore

)
secret cams
animals (only horse though, too bad they're never given enough freedom to do full penetration)

Yes, I know i'm a freak

jenat-lai · Post by **jenat-lai** » 2004-05-15 10:27am

I actually don't like bondage... turns me off rather quick like.

President Sharky · Post by **President Sharky** » 2004-05-16 03:01am

Ewwww Specialist, you like beastly sex?

I remember this one time where I was unfortunate enough to have accidently seen a horse on girl video, as it was labelled as a Cristina Agulera music video. Ugh, after viewing for ten seconds, I felt like I was gonna hurl.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2004-05-16 03:06am

President Sharky wrote:Ewwww Specialist, you like beastly sex?

I remember this one time where I was unfortunate enough to have accidently seen a horse on girl video, as it was labelled as a Cristina Agulera music video. Ugh, after viewing for ten seconds, I felt like I was gonna hurl.

It probably was a Chirstina Aguilera music video.