I'm being lured with promises of a 3-some

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2004-05-16 12:55am

Joe wrote:The way I look at anal penetration is:

Wiping my ass is kind of painful. Getting something shoved would be that times a hundred. Therefore, I can't possibly imagine wanting to be anally violated, even if it was Uma Thurman or Keira Knightley wearing the strap-on.

I hate to break this to you, but it shouldn't be painful to wipe your ass. You may want to go to the doctor about that.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2004-05-16 01:04am

Darth Wong wrote:
Joe wrote:The way I look at anal penetration is:

Wiping my ass is kind of painful. Getting something shoved would be that times a hundred. Therefore, I can't possibly imagine wanting to be anally violated, even if it was Uma Thurman or Keira Knightley wearing the strap-on.
I hate to break this to you, but it shouldn't be painful to wipe your ass. You may want to go to the doctor about that.

I'm not talking about excruciating pain here. It's an ever-so-slighly uncomfortable pain.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2004-05-16 01:22am

Joe wrote: I'm not talking about excruciating pain here. It's an ever-so-slighly uncomfortable pain.

The Solution

Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2004-05-16 02:22am

Joe wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:
Joe wrote:The way I look at anal penetration is:

Wiping my ass is kind of painful. Getting something shoved would be that times a hundred. Therefore, I can't possibly imagine wanting to be anally violated, even if it was Uma Thurman or Keira Knightley wearing the strap-on.
I hate to break this to you, but it shouldn't be painful to wipe your ass. You may want to go to the doctor about that.
I'm not talking about excruciating pain here. It's an ever-so-slighly uncomfortable pain.

There shouldnt be any pain at all when iping your ass..see your local quack

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2004-05-16 02:26am

Yeah. At most you should be not liking it. Depending on who you are contact in that area might even be pleasurable. (though, i haven't heard about many people who get off on ass wiping)

SpacedTeddyBear · Post by **SpacedTeddyBear** » 2004-05-16 02:55am

Dude, have you been masturbating so much that you've actually gone blind to the fact that you're about to have a potential threesome handed to you on a silver platter, by naked girls, by naked swimmer girls?

So what if they rape your virgin ass. It's bound to happen sooner or later right? If you feel any pain, that's just pride fucking with you. FUCK PRIDE. JUST DO IT!!! ( Yes that last part is from Pulp Fiction).

Jon · Post by **Jon** » 2004-05-16 10:12am

Um, did you do it then?

Shroom Man 777 · Post by **Shroom Man 777** » 2004-05-16 10:26am

Probably still uploading the stuff he got in his webcam.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2004-05-16 10:28am

Shroom Man 777 wrote:Probably still uploading the stuff he got in his webcam.

That or talking to his shrink as we speak.

Shroom Man 777 · Post by **Shroom Man 777** » 2004-05-16 10:31am

Well, either way, we win.

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2004-05-16 11:49am

I'm betting that he's still chained to a street lamp about 3 miles from his home...

Solauren · Post by **Solauren** » 2004-05-16 12:22pm

If Aerius said No, I vote we start a 'is Aerius a chicken' poll

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-05-16 12:28pm

Solauren wrote:If Aerius said No, I vote we start a 'is Aerius a chicken' poll

.... with a "Castrate Aerius" option, I suppose?

Solauren · Post by **Solauren** » 2004-05-16 12:32pm

Actually with a 'Have Jmac Ass-violate Aerius, get it over with' option

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2004-05-16 12:58pm

What, only three?

What's so unusual about that?

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-05-16 01:03pm

InnerBrat wrote:What, only three?

What's so unusual about that?

I think for aerius it was unusual, hon. Especially with his girlfriend involved.

Well I hope he enjoyed himself if it did happen...if not, ah well...he can always dream.

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2004-05-16 01:04pm

If he passes this up we should just title Aerius...

[size=0]If he actually gets violated we should title him too...[/size]

Shroom Man 777 · Post by **Shroom Man 777** » 2004-05-16 02:03pm

If he gets to do the threesome, I say we flog him. So he wins and we win too! Everybody wins! Yay!

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-05-16 03:31pm

damned thread. . . .i had a dream (well, more of a nightmare) about being captured and mentally tortured by two cute asian chicks last night, who were ready to violate my anus before i woke up. i'd almost swear that they were peejee and aubrey from something*positive too.

can we castrate aerius already? i blame him and his thread for last night.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2004-05-16 03:40pm

If the girls are worth it in the looks department, definitely. I got propositioned for a threesome last year or so, but those two girls really had no business making that offer to anyone. Right attitudes ... wrong bodies.

Glocksman · Post by **Glocksman** » 2004-05-16 04:53pm

Darth Wong wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:Maybe it's just me, but the idea of being tied up and having two women have their way with me is oh so much of a turn on.
Not if "their way with me" has something to do with anal violation. I am the anal violator, not the anally violated.

Heh. That's siggable.

Maybe jmac has been channeling Lynndie England?

Exmoor Cat · Post by **Exmoor Cat** » 2004-05-16 05:00pm

Oh go on. go-ongo-ongo-ongo-on...... [/Irish accent]
It is fun and you only live once, carpe jugulem, etc......

muse · Post by **muse** » 2004-05-16 05:22pm

Weird, it's like they disappeared off the face of the earth. I can't reach my sister, her BF, or Sandy anywhere, they're gone! My sis did leave a message on our voice mail this morning but there were no details other than to say they were all alright and not to worry. The suspense is killing me, I wanna know what happened!

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2004-05-16 05:29pm

muse wrote:Weird, it's like they disappeared off the face of the earth. I can't reach my sister, her BF, or Sandy anywhere, they're gone! My sis did leave a message on our voice mail this morning but there were no details other than to say they were all alright and not to worry. The suspense is killing me, I wanna know what happened!

I think then, we can be reasonably sure that young Aerius got slightly more than he bargained for... bwahahahaha... oh wait, he's still getting more sex than me...

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2004-05-16 05:56pm

muse wrote:Weird, it's like they disappeared off the face of the earth. I can't reach my sister, her BF, or Sandy anywhere, they're gone! My sis did leave a message on our voice mail this morning but there were no details other than to say they were all alright and not to worry. The suspense is killing me, I wanna know what happened!

I'm willing to bet that means they're still going at it...

Damn him.