I'm being lured with promises of a 3-some

Darksider · Post by **Darksider** » 2004-05-16 06:36pm

I wonder if he'll find an angry mob waiting for him when he gets back?

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2004-05-16 07:31pm

muse wrote:Weird, it's like they disappeared off the face of the earth. I can't reach my sister, her BF, or Sandy anywhere, they're gone! My sis did leave a message on our voice mail this morning but there were no details other than to say they were all alright and not to worry. The suspense is killing me, I wanna know what happened!

If I was a betting man, I'd say they fucked.

Glocksman · Post by **Glocksman** » 2004-05-16 08:06pm

But who were the pitchers and who was the catcher?

SpacedTeddyBear · Post by **SpacedTeddyBear** » 2004-05-16 08:12pm

*Pulls out dull rusty knife that was reserved for Straha*

admiral_danielsben · Post by **admiral_danielsben** » 2004-05-16 08:43pm

aerius wrote:
The_Lumberjack wrote:Ge' on wi' it, ya big jessie What's the worst that can happen?
The worst? Well, I could end up being mentally scarred for life and developing an alcohol & drug addiction. And I lose my ass-viginity.

HemlockGrey wrote:What, you can't defend yourself?
Against one swimmer chick yes, when I get tag-teamed no. Let's put it this way, my GF can pick up a 190 lbs guy and hold him against a wall with his feet off the ground with ease. I'm only about 147 lbs right now, you do the math, it doesn't work out well for me. And there's 2 of them, but Sandy isn't as big & strong as my GF.

The Aliens wrote:Choice of threesome or getting anally violated by a dildo? The downside to this is what, exactly?
Being anally violated with a dildo isn't a downside?

With all that said, my penis demands satisfaction so I'll be taking my chances with the chicks. If you don't see me post in the next little while you'll know that I've been abused and gone into hiding or therapy.

I'd go for it.... armed, if you think something is really up.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-05-16 09:12pm

The events of the past 30 hours or so shall not be discussed. But it was worth it.

Post by **fgalkin** » 2004-05-16 09:13pm

Aerius! You're alive! Did you get the 3-some, or were you anally violated and found you like it?

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

The Kernel · Post by **The Kernel** » 2004-05-16 09:14pm

aerius wrote:The events of the past 30 hours or so shall not be discussed. But it was worth it.

Congrats.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2004-05-16 09:15pm

fgalkin wrote:Aerius! You're alive! Did you get the 3-some, or were you anally violated and found you like it?

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

He definately got some. Lucky bastard.

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2004-05-16 09:25pm

aerius wrote:The events of the past 30 hours or so shall not be discussed. But it was worth it.

Bah, you're no fun

... so what now? With that particular fantasy achieved, where do the goal posts move to now?

Glocksman · Post by **Glocksman** » 2004-05-16 09:27pm

aerius wrote:The events of the past 30 hours or so shall not be discussed. But it was worth it.

But enquiring minds want to know if you were the pitcher or the catcher.

Whatever happened, I'm glad you enjoyed yourself.
Lucky bastard.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2004-05-16 09:28pm

The_Lumberjack wrote:
aerius wrote:The events of the past 30 hours or so shall not be discussed. But it was worth it.
Bah, you're no fun ... so what now? With that particular fantasy achieved, where do the goal posts move to now?

I'd wager a full blown massive orgy.

J · Post by J » 2004-05-16 09:28pm

Question: Why do you guys assume that he scored and had a threesome with us? For all you know we just fed him dinner, cuddled him, and pinched his butt.

Post by **fgalkin** » 2004-05-16 09:30pm

jmac wrote:Question: Why do you guys assume that he scored and had a threesome with us? For all you know we just fed him dinner, cuddled him, and pinched his butt.

Because he said it was worth it. What else than a 3-some is worth wasting 30 hours of one's life and a thread on SD.net?

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Mark S · Post by **Mark S** » 2004-05-16 09:31pm

jmac wrote:Question: Why do you guys assume that he scored and had a threesome with us? For all you know we just fed him dinner, cuddled him, and pinched his butt.

I'd be more inclined to believe that.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2004-05-16 09:32pm

jmac wrote:Question: Why do you guys assume that he scored and had a threesome with us? For all you know we just fed him dinner, cuddled him, and pinched his butt.

Because every guy wants a threesome, and we have to route somebody on.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2004-05-16 10:10pm

jmac wrote:Question: Why do you guys assume that he scored and had a threesome with us? For all you know we just fed him dinner, cuddled him, and pinched his butt.

I wager that this is closer to the truth. Aerius is just trying to mock the young angry virgin brigade.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2004-05-16 10:20pm

So jmac, what'd his face look like when he was violated?

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2004-05-16 10:23pm

Oh for fuck's sake, this is ridiculous. Can't you people see that aerius and jmac and muse are all playing you guys for chumps? They're just trying to twist you in knots, and you're falling for it, hook, line, and sinker.

"Something really nasty is going to happen! Oh no, nothing's going to happen! Oh wait, they've disappeared and it's a big mystery! Hey, I can't say what happened but it was great! Oh actually, you'll never know ..." Yadda yadda yadda, ad nauseum.

Come on folks, it's amusing for a little while but these attempts to get thrills vicariously through aerius are getting out of hand. Besides, I doubt he gets half as much action as he claims, because when you've had it enough times, you don't brag so much about individual scores.

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2004-05-16 10:31pm

jmac wrote:Question: Why do you guys assume that he scored and had a threesome with us? For all you know we just fed him dinner, cuddled him, and pinched his butt.

We know you didn't because then he'd be bitching and moaning in Aerius like fashion...

WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO HIM!!?

Damaramu · Post by **Damaramu** » 2004-05-16 10:43pm

Darth Wong wrote: Besides, I doubt he gets half as much action as he claims, because when you've had it enough times, you don't brag so much about individual scores.

LOL! Bingo!!

I always found Aerius' "bragging" amusing......but not half as amusing as the reactions to it!

muse · Post by **muse** » 2004-05-16 11:26pm

Straha wrote:We know you didn't because then he'd be bitching and moaning in Aerius like fashion...

WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO HIM!!?

They had a good time, no, that kind of good time. He was not molested any more than usual and he got to spend over a day with 2 cute chicks, I mean yeah, if I were a guy I think that would be worth it. The only part that was out of the ordinary was the disappearing act they pulled, but the explanation was actually quite simple, they kidnapped him to a friend's house sometime this morning and put lipstick on him for the camera.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2004-05-16 11:31pm

-scratches neck- why is that weird? I wore lipstick all through senior yr.

Alan Bolte · Post by **Alan Bolte** » 2004-05-16 11:32pm

Seriously, it's getting old, guys. Stop wasting your time posting here every two hours and use the time for something worthwhile, like looking for a nice girl who likes it the same way you do.

Bob McDob · Post by **Bob McDob** » 2004-05-16 11:41pm

I'm still unconvinced aerius actually exists.