The Bizare Improvised Snack Thread

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2004-05-14 12:19am

Zaia wrote:
Montcalm wrote:No wonder Americans are fat fried bread,fairie bread,can't you eat anything anything normal.......sometime when i want to eat some sweet junk i spread Duncan Hines frosting on a slice of bread and drink Pepsi with it
Faerie bread isn't American, so , Frenchie.

<---You made Chowy sad

Thats the name of my dog

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-05-14 12:32am

Montcalm wrote:<---You made Chowy sad Thats the name of my dog

Monty, I love the Québecois! You know this! I only kid because I care!

*kisses Chowy's nose and Monty's nose*

Post by **fgalkin** » 2004-05-14 12:34am

I eat the hearts and livers of my enemies. Quite nutritious, I must say.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-05-14 12:44am

Jelly beans, potato chips, cupcakes, Dr. Pepper, and various other 7-11 goods.

Metrion Cascade · Post by **Metrion Cascade** » 2004-05-14 12:48am

Damaramu, who's that in your avatar? It's cute. Is it a girl?

Shroom Man 777 · Post by **Shroom Man 777** » 2004-05-14 12:52am

Tuna mixed with mayo mixed with tiny sliced bits of salami. Mmmm.....

Patrick Degan · Post by **Patrick Degan** » 2004-05-14 02:55am

As long as you have sliced bread and a can of RediWhip spray whip-cream, you've always got something to munch on.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2004-05-14 03:19am

I recently prepared beef ramen in Diet Coke just to see what it tasted like...

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-05-14 03:26am

Fried ramen and peas and corn. o.O With chile powder. O.o

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2004-05-14 03:27am

Bah, some ramen flavours come with peas and corn. That's not strange at all.

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-05-14 03:28am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Bah, some ramen comes with peas and corn.

Yeah, well, that wasn't the kind I used.

I've also made fried ramen with grilled chicken (or what would be grilled chicken). Also with chile powder. And worcestershire sauce.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2004-05-14 03:31am

I see.

Well, for the record, don't make ramen with Coke. It's really sweet, but overall, kind of yucky.

I think earlier this year I made something that was so gross that I had to throw it away, but I must have blocked what it was.

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-05-14 03:35am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:I see.

Well, for the record, don't make ramen with Coke. It's really sweet, but overall, kind of yucky.

I think earlier this year I made something that was so gross that I had to throw it away, but I must have blocked what it was.

Usually it's a good idea to keep it that way. -nodnod-

admiral_danielsben · Post by **admiral_danielsben** » 2004-05-14 05:37am

Zaia wrote:If I'm out of eggs, don't have any cucumbers lying around the fridge, or am out of bread (egads!), I'm perfectly happy eating semi-nude or completely nekkid pasta, either with melted butter, or just a little bit of salt. That is just fine with me. Mmmmm.

Parmesan cheese with that.

The Kernel · Post by **The Kernel** » 2004-05-14 05:46am

Well, yesterday morning I was almost out of food and too lazy to go to the store, so I made fresh bread in my bread maker, cut it up into slices and spread butter on it. Then I added copious amount of white sugar on top, put it in the oven and waited for it to brown. Yum Yum.

President Sharky · Post by **President Sharky** » 2004-05-16 02:56am

When desperate for some sweets, I unloaded a box of OREO crumbs, mixed it with melted butter and sugar, and then ate it. I must say, it may be terrible for my teeth, but it tasted a hella good. I strongly recommend everyone on the board to try this one day.

Post by **Dalton** » 2004-05-16 01:16pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:I recently prepared beef ramen in Diet Coke just to see what it tasted like...

...the fuck?

Montcalm wrote:No wonder Americans are fat fried bread,fairie bread,can't you eat anything anything normal......

This from a French Canadian, the culture that brought us Poutine.

As for me...not really a snack, but my after-work meal is sometimes a pot of macaroni & cheese mixed with barbecue sauce. Quite good, actually. Even better if there's some cubed chicken or pork in it.

Sporkzen · Post by **Sporkzen** » 2004-05-16 01:52pm

Peanut butter and relish sandwiches

Celery dipped in mustard
Mustard and radishes
Mustard and carrots
mustard and damn near anything.

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-05-16 01:53pm

Mustard? Eww.. -barfs-

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2004-05-16 01:57pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Cookie dough straight form the tube. I actually like the taste better than when it's cooked. I also eat the occasional icing from the can.

Damn straight man. Raw Cookie Dough is the way to be.

Mostly when I'm hungry I don't mix stuff, I just eat whatever is there, like strawberry jam straight from the jar. Or Mayonnaise straight from the jar.

EDIT: Oh, and putting Nerds in pop tends to be really good.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-05-16 10:46pm

The closest I ever come to an improvised snack is drinking enough Coke to make the hunger go away.

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2004-05-16 11:10pm

I once made a pork omlet. There was other stuff but i felt like an omlet and so i put some pork tenderloin from dinner a while back in a skillet, browned it and added egg. It was nummy. As for actually improvised? Raw spam. Straight from the can. Slice it up and munch it with your hands. Mmm Mmm Mmm.