I'm being lured with promises of a 3-some

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2004-05-16 11:42pm

muse wrote:
Straha wrote:We know you didn't because then he'd be bitching and moaning in Aerius like fashion...

WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO HIM!!?
They had a good time, no, that kind of good time. He was not molested any more than usual and he got to spend over a day with 2 cute chicks, I mean yeah, if I were a guy I think that would be worth it. The only part that was out of the ordinary was the disappearing act they pulled, but the explanation was actually quite simple, they kidnapped him to a friend's house sometime this morning and put lipstick on him for the camera.

LIPSTICK?? CAMERA??? AERIUS?????

PICTURES!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2004-05-16 11:56pm

Enforcer Talen wrote:-scratches neck- why is that weird? I wore lipstick all through senior yr.

Well, you're weird, Talen.

muse: Oh, that's right! How could I have forgotten about that.... I should have known it was a plot to get pictures of aerius as a woman.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2004-05-17 12:24am

Gil Hamilton wrote:
jmac wrote:Question: Why do you guys assume that he scored and had a threesome with us? For all you know we just fed him dinner, cuddled him, and pinched his butt.
I wager that this is closer to the truth. Aerius is just trying to mock the young angry virgin brigade.

That sounds like a good name for a user group.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2004-05-17 12:35am

Anarchist Bunny wrote:
Gil Hamilton wrote:
jmac wrote:Question: Why do you guys assume that he scored and had a threesome with us? For all you know we just fed him dinner, cuddled him, and pinched his butt.
I wager that this is closer to the truth. Aerius is just trying to mock the young angry virgin brigade.
That sounds like a good name for a user group.

Yeah, but it'd just be like an angsty BotM without the non-virgins and all the nakid pictures and talk about sex.

In other words, just angst. In which case, I say: Get a LiveJournal, loser.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-05-17 12:37am

DPDarkPrimus wrote:Yeah, but it'd just be like an angsty BotM without the non-virgins and all the nakid pictures and talk about sex.

In other words, just angst. In which case, I say: Get a LiveJournal, loser.

Yes, but we could share stories about why we're still untouched without people mocking us.

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-05-17 12:39am

DPDarkPrimus wrote:Yeah, but it'd just be like an angsty BotM without the non-virgins and all the nakid pictures and talk about sex.

In other words, just angst. In which case, I say: Get a LiveJournal, loser.

LJ?! Huzzah for LJ!!

And yeah, a group of angsty, sexually-frustrated guys isn't the best idea, methinks.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2004-05-17 12:55am

Zaia wrote:LJ?! Huzzah for LJ!!

And yeah, a group of angsty, sexually-frustrated guys isn't the best idea, methinks.

I don't know. I think that angst-ridding sexually frustrated guys can be useful. I'm firmly convinced that they can be used as a power source or something. Imagine, a society powered by the unfulfilled libidos of it's men...

Post by **RogueIce** » 2004-05-17 02:32am

Enforcer Talen wrote:-scratches neck- why is that weird? I wore lipstick all through senior yr.

I take it this is a little fact you did not share with your DIs?

Do your buddies in the Corps know? Or do we have something to hold over you now?

EDIT: *shoots typo with M16A2*

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2004-05-17 03:52am

Enforcer Talen wrote:-scratches neck- why is that weird? I wore lipstick all through senior yr.

And why are thressomes wierd?

Exmoor Cat is so bored of threesomes that he fell asleep in the same bed as one...

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2004-05-17 03:54am

InnerBrat wrote:And why are thressomes wierd?

Most people don't get to have them, I'm thinking the correct term is rare, not weird.

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-05-17 03:57am

InnerBrat wrote:
Enforcer Talen wrote:-scratches neck- why is that weird? I wore lipstick all through senior yr.
And why are thressomes wierd?

Exmoor Cat is so bored of threesomes that he fell asleep in the same bed as one...

Holy Buddha fellating a flagpole! BORED of threesomes!?

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2004-05-17 03:59am

verilon wrote:
InnerBrat wrote:Exmoor Cat is so bored of threesomes that he fell asleep in the same bed as one...
Holy Buddha fellating a flagpole! BORED of threesomes!?

I guess if you don't have any sleep the night before then having your bed taken over by lesbians could be a bit much.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2004-05-17 04:29am

InnerBrat wrote: I guess if you don't have any sleep the night before then having your bed taken over by lesbians could be a bit much.

If he didn't get any sleep the night before I'm impressed that he didn't just boot everyone out of his bed so he could get some sleep.

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2004-05-17 04:33am

What a shit melodrama.

There's better on daytime TV if you're into that, guys.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2004-05-17 05:08am

Tsyroc wrote:If he didn't get any sleep the night before I'm impressed that he didn't just boot everyone out of his bed so he could get some sleep.

Don't blame me - I would have let him sleep. He pulled us in...

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2004-05-17 06:17am

Bob McDob wrote:I'm still unconvinced aerius actually exists.

So Aerius is Jmac's Tyler Durdan ?

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-05-17 09:32am

2000AD wrote:
Bob McDob wrote:I'm still unconvinced aerius actually exists.
So Aerius is Jmac's Tyler Durdan ?

I think it could be the other way around.

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2004-05-17 09:34am

Either way, somewhere someone is using soap made from human fat.

J · Post by J » 2004-05-17 10:03am

Gandalf wrote:
2000AD wrote:
Bob McDob wrote:I'm still unconvinced aerius actually exists.
So Aerius is Jmac's Tyler Durdan ?
I think it could be the other way around.

Yes, yes, it is true. We are actually space aliens from Zog masquerading as humans.

admiral_danielsben · Post by **admiral_danielsben** » 2004-05-17 03:27pm

fgalkin wrote:Aerius! You're alive! Did you get the 3-some, or were you anally violated and found you like it?

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

I'd wager both. Or it's like Darth Wong said and they're playing a practical joke on us. Either one.

StarshipTitanic · Post by **StarshipTitanic** » 2004-05-17 03:40pm

Sex Threads: A Half-assed Poem

Say I had a threesome too,
Penetrated, fellated.
And how the virgins cried!
Masturbate, my puppets, masturbate.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2004-05-17 04:21pm

Gandalf wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:Yeah, but it'd just be like an angsty BotM without the non-virgins and all the nakid pictures and talk about sex.

In other words, just angst. In which case, I say: Get a LiveJournal, loser.
Yes, but we could share stories about why we're still untouched without people mocking us.

Yeah. But where's the fun in that.

Oni Koneko Damien · Post by **Oni Koneko Damien** » 2004-05-17 05:05pm

Question, sex, or no?
Rude joke, or a fantasy
Fulfilled, just tell us!

My little Haiku about three-ways and telling people you don't know personally online.

2000 AD wrote:So Aerius is Jmac's Tyler Durdan ?

If I could convince one of my personalities to have a three-way with me and an imaginary friend, I'd never leave my room again.

Innerbrat wrote:And why are thressomes wierd?

Perhaps it's the 'hole-to-pole' ratio. In a three-some (I'm assuming 2 females to one male), you have at least 5 'holes' that need servicing. Now, unless you're using mechanical aid, there's only one 'pole' to service, and if it's a typical guy, that pole's going to be single-use at best. Thus, it's weird because each individual hole's chance of getting off is slightly less than what it would be for single male/female sex.

Thus, to make three-ways less weird, throw in some more toys for crying out loud!

Anarchist Bunny wrote:
the young angry virgin brigade.
That sounds like a good name for a user group.

The only problem would be the high turnover rate. Any time one of us gets lucky, group membership would go down by one.

-Damien

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2004-05-17 05:24pm

Oni Koneko Damien wrote:
Innerbrat wrote:And why are thressomes wierd?
Perhaps it's the 'hole-to-pole' ratio. In a three-some (I'm assuming 2 females to one male), you have at least 5 'holes' that need servicing. Now, unless you're using mechanical aid, there's only one 'pole' to service, and if it's a typical guy, that pole's going to be single-use at best. Thus, it's weird because each individual hole's chance of getting off is slightly less than what it would be for single male/female sex.

Thus, to make three-ways less weird, throw in some more toys for crying out loud!

You've never heard of tongues? Or fingers?

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2004-05-17 08:10pm

You've never heard of tongues? Or fingers?

Tongues should not be used to service the anus.