Those who like the law or sausages should not watch either being made
-Otto von Bismarck
Churchill, on Clement Atlee: He is a sheep in sheep's clothing.
Lady Astor: If that belly was on a woman, we'd know what to think!
Churchill: Two hours ago, this belly was on a woman, and now what do you think?
One-Liners Thread
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RedImperator
- Roosevelt Republican
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"Donna, bad things happen because I'm stupid."--Eric Foreman (I love that show)
"You talk like a man with a paper asshole."--my grandfather. Dunno what that means, but it's a good expression.
"While I'm at it, why don't I stick a broom up my ass and sweep the floor?"--my grandmother.
"You talk like a man with a paper asshole."--my grandfather. Dunno what that means, but it's a good expression.
"While I'm at it, why don't I stick a broom up my ass and sweep the floor?"--my grandmother.
X-Ray Blues
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Bob the Gunslinger
- Has not forgotten the face of his father
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Yah. I'd fire him.Rye wrote:It's from spaced, the main guy says it to lose his job.Bob the Gunslinger wrote:I hope you were being silly...InnerBrat wrote:Babylon 5 was a big pile of shit!
Clearly he's a danger to the workplace.
"Gunslinger indeed. Quick draw, Bob. Quick draw." --Count Chocula
"Unquestionably, Dr. Who is MUCH lighter in tone than WH40K. But then, I could argue the entirety of WWII was much lighter in tone than WH40K." --Broomstick
"This is ridiculous. I look like the Games Workshop version of a Jedi Knight." --Harry Dresden, Changes
"Like...are we canonical?" --Aaron Dembski-Bowden to Dan Abnett
"Unquestionably, Dr. Who is MUCH lighter in tone than WH40K. But then, I could argue the entirety of WWII was much lighter in tone than WH40K." --Broomstick
"This is ridiculous. I look like the Games Workshop version of a Jedi Knight." --Harry Dresden, Changes
"Like...are we canonical?" --Aaron Dembski-Bowden to Dan Abnett
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Bob the Gunslinger
- Has not forgotten the face of his father
- Posts: 4760
- Joined: 2004-01-08 06:21pm
- Location: Somewhere out west
"Guess I won't be seeing you at that hat convention in July!"
--Hudson Hawk, Hudson Hawk
The best worst action movie witticism ever.
--Hudson Hawk, Hudson Hawk
The best worst action movie witticism ever.
"Gunslinger indeed. Quick draw, Bob. Quick draw." --Count Chocula
"Unquestionably, Dr. Who is MUCH lighter in tone than WH40K. But then, I could argue the entirety of WWII was much lighter in tone than WH40K." --Broomstick
"This is ridiculous. I look like the Games Workshop version of a Jedi Knight." --Harry Dresden, Changes
"Like...are we canonical?" --Aaron Dembski-Bowden to Dan Abnett
"Unquestionably, Dr. Who is MUCH lighter in tone than WH40K. But then, I could argue the entirety of WWII was much lighter in tone than WH40K." --Broomstick
"This is ridiculous. I look like the Games Workshop version of a Jedi Knight." --Harry Dresden, Changes
"Like...are we canonical?" --Aaron Dembski-Bowden to Dan Abnett
"Take a shit and shovel it under the door!" Burt Reynolds, Semi-Tough, after being asked to get out of the bathroom
BoTM / JL / MM / HAB / VRWC / Horseman
I'm studying for the CPA exam. Have a nice summer, and if you're down just sit back and realize that Joe is off somewhere, doing much worse than you are.
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Shark Bait
- Padawan Learner
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- Location: The Chum Bucket
"You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you, and never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. We don't need him! We are God's unwanted children, SO BE IT!"
-"Fight Club"
“I say you are pulling down heaven and raising-up a whor!” *pauses and gasps for air* “I SAY GOD IS DEAD!”
-John Proctor (the crucible
“People are just the laziest, best-fed cattle in the world. When was the last time you felt remorse over eating a burger?”
-CRFH (college roomies from hell @ crfh.net)
“Well after days of trying I’ve finally come to the conclusion that I can’t photosynthesize. This is almost as much of a disappointment as the time I tried to reproduce by asexual cell division that was two hours of my life wasted, lying on the floor naked screaming DEVIDE, DEVIDE!”
-Shark Bait
-"Fight Club"
“I say you are pulling down heaven and raising-up a whor!” *pauses and gasps for air* “I SAY GOD IS DEAD!”
-John Proctor (the crucible
“People are just the laziest, best-fed cattle in the world. When was the last time you felt remorse over eating a burger?”
-CRFH (college roomies from hell @ crfh.net)
“Well after days of trying I’ve finally come to the conclusion that I can’t photosynthesize. This is almost as much of a disappointment as the time I tried to reproduce by asexual cell division that was two hours of my life wasted, lying on the floor naked screaming DEVIDE, DEVIDE!”
-Shark Bait
All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and unlimited power.
"Your socks are high and your jell-o is carnavorous" ~ the diamond smuggler
A friend will call you in Jail. A good friend will visit you in Jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you in Jail saying..."THAT WAS AWESOME!" ~ Nick "God" Traxler
“Chief Director and demolitions expert for the Anti-Zombie Task Force”
"Your socks are high and your jell-o is carnavorous" ~ the diamond smuggler
A friend will call you in Jail. A good friend will visit you in Jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you in Jail saying..."THAT WAS AWESOME!" ~ Nick "God" Traxler
“Chief Director and demolitions expert for the Anti-Zombie Task Force”