What would you do with $x million?

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2004-05-18 05:38pm

muse wrote:I think i'll have some plastic surgery done on my breasts, they've never quite looked right to me...

And then I'll travel the world for a few years before settling down in a nice quiet place somewhere and living happily ever after.

Oh, I was just kidding about the breast surgery.

Why not get breast augmentation? With that kind of money, you could have laser weapons installed. Then when ever someone cheeks you, you could yell "LASER NIPS GO!" and zap them.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2004-05-18 05:41pm

she's going fembot!

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2004-05-18 05:52pm

Enforcer Talen wrote:she's going fembot!

Yes! And then we get them installed in Zaia, jmac, and InnerBrat and have them duel; crossing tits in honorable boobie combat!

Post by **RogueIce** » 2004-05-18 06:22pm

Tsyroc wrote:Somebody better be donating at least some money to SD.NET.

Well, one could always buy SD.Net.

You would elevate from the "Hall of Heroes" to "You are ALL Ma Bitches!"

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-05-18 06:28pm

Gil Hamilton wrote:
Enforcer Talen wrote:she's going fembot!
Yes! And then we get them installed in Zaia, jmac, and InnerBrat and have them duel; crossing tits in honorable boobie combat!

Hey! Leave my GF out of this! I don't want to get my hand shot off by accident while playing with her tits, and an accidental discharge would really suck if it happens when I'm titty-fucking her.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2004-05-18 06:32pm

aerius wrote:
Gil Hamilton wrote:
Enforcer Talen wrote:she's going fembot!
Yes! And then we get them installed in Zaia, jmac, and InnerBrat and have them duel; crossing tits in honorable boobie combat!
Hey! Leave my GF out of this! I don't want to get my hand shot off by accident while playing with her tits, and an accidental discharge would really suck if it happens when I'm titty-fucking her.

Meh, maybe for you.

The rest of us would just laugh our asses off though.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-05-18 06:37pm

RogueIce wrote:Meh, maybe for you.

The rest of us would just laugh our asses off though.

I hope Zaia's boobs take you eyes out.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2004-05-18 06:55pm

aerius wrote:Hey! Leave my GF out of this! I don't want to get my hand shot off by accident while playing with her tits, and an accidental discharge would really suck if it happens when I'm titty-fucking her.

I think it would be hilarious and add a sense of danger to the process.

Thirdfain · Post by **Thirdfain** » 2004-05-18 06:57pm

I think i'll have some plastic surgery done on my breasts, they've never quite looked right to me...

And then I'll travel the world for a few years before settling down in a nice quiet place somewhere and living happily ever after.

Oh, I was just kidding about the breast surgery.

Frankly, Ma'am, you just aren't qualified to make that decision. Might I recommend that you consult a FBI agent on the matter? I, as a Federal Breast Investigator, would be more than willing to survey the supposedly offensive mammories and offer my expert advice on the matter.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-05-18 06:58pm

Gil Hamilton wrote:
aerius wrote:Hey! Leave my GF out of this! I don't want to get my hand shot off by accident while playing with her tits, and an accidental discharge would really suck if it happens when I'm titty-fucking her.
I think it would be hilarious and add a sense of danger to the process.

Uh, no thanks, it's dangerous enough as it is...

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2004-05-18 07:02pm

aerius wrote:Uh, no thanks, it's dangerous enough as it is...

And now you just have to worry about them burning a hole in you if you rub her the wrong way.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2004-05-18 08:06pm

Spend it all on crack and hookers, be found dead in some back alley two weeks later.

Seriously, I'd probably put about 80% aside to pay for things later in life, like college, a house, retirement, and perhaps a business, and spend the rest on donations to charity and myself. By "myself", I mean "crack and hookers"- er, "A car, some video games, and a vacation".

Mayabird · Post by **Mayabird** » 2004-05-18 08:19pm

One million? Handle mine and my brother's college stuff, pay back my mom, make some donations, and then set aside most of the money in bank accounts and bonds and stuff like that.

Ten million? College stuff, mom, larger donations, plus I'd reward my friends for putting up with me ("Ever want to spend money at a bookstore like it wasn't yours? Meet me in the parking lot in ten minutes and let's go.") I'd put away most of the money, but I'd also start making business plans for a lot of it.

One hundred million, and I'm going all out. Space tourism, the band will name their new building after me, and I'll start my own aerospace company.

salm · Post by **salm** » 2004-05-18 08:20pm

i´d build a 150 meter tall statue portraying myself in every big city in the world.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2004-05-18 08:21pm

I'd bank $1 mil, and live off the interest. I'd also jump on the stripjoint bandwagon, and then buy my folks a house, give them $2 mil to spend, and donate any leftovers. Maybe I'll rig an election or two.

Or, I'd buy an island in the Pacific and have glorious dolphin sex daily! Well, the island part, anyway.

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-05-18 08:47pm

aerius wrote:
RogueIce wrote:Meh, maybe for you.

The rest of us would just laugh our asses off though.
I hope Zaia's boobs take you eyes out.

He might hope that too.

lazerus · Post by **lazerus** » 2004-05-18 09:22pm

1 million? Blow it on a good college degree, start an engineering firm.

10 million? The above, go overseas to avoid taxes, get filthy ritch and maybe run for office.

100 million? SIEZE CONTROL OF THE GOVERNMENT OF A SMALL COUNTRY!

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-05-18 09:23pm

What would it take to get my face on Mount Rushmore?

Solauren · Post by **Solauren** » 2004-05-18 09:50pm

1,000,000:
Nice house worth $150,000 (max unless I find one I love) , Car, Car for parents, half in a high interest (and insured) account, keep working, have nice vacations

$10,000,000
Really nice house, cars, car for parents, kick ass computer network, nice vacations, and offer to treat the various girls on SD.net to fancy diners when I'm in town

$100,000,000
Ummm, I'd need to really think about it

All:
Start using the money to make more money with which to eventually employee a large percentage of the worlds population and rule it behind the scences

Oh, and pay Stratha to castrate himself on a web-broadcast for our enjoyment

Lancer · Post by **Lancer** » 2004-05-18 10:17pm

1 million:
invest, pay for college, get a car for college. Donate a bit to lower taxes I'd have to pay.

10 million:
above + buy parents nice house, buy myself a place to live, buy some decent cars (for example, GT, Viper, Corvette, Vanquish, Diablo). Start up a computer game company.

100 million:
above + buy parents a mansion & staff, buy myself a mansion, start up a privately-owned museum of warfare. Start up a military contractor company, perhaps arms manufacture? Also start funding research into cheap synthetic petrol, & alternative fuels.

Bug-Eyed Earl · Post by **Bug-Eyed Earl** » 2004-05-18 11:29pm

1 million- Invest, buy a missile base to live in, a shitload of books and movies.

100 million- the same, only many more times so.

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2004-05-18 11:44pm

Bug-Eyed Earl wrote:1 million- Invest, buy a missile base to live in, a shitload of books and movies.

100 million- the same, only many more times so.

You couldn't buy a missile base for $1 million...

Bug-Eyed Earl · Post by **Bug-Eyed Earl** » 2004-05-18 11:57pm

Crayz9000 wrote:
Bug-Eyed Earl wrote:1 million- Invest, buy a missile base to live in, a shitload of books and movies.

100 million- the same, only many more times so.
You couldn't buy a missile base for $1 million...

http://www.missilebases.com/

Lonestar · Post by **Lonestar** » 2004-05-19 12:01am

Pay off my loans, and invest most of the rest.

I'll probably stay navy until my end of enlistment, if Only so I can roll up in my Stryker and park it next to my CO's pissant Hyundai Santa Fe.

(Okay, Okay...we all know it wouldn't be a real striker. Maybe a Land Rover Ranger Rover.)

Also, I would get RogueIce one of those Mail-order-Brides from the former Eastern Bloc. Because the man needs to get laid.

Of course, I'm thinking East German Olympic Superstars.

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2004-05-19 12:06am

Bug-Eyed Earl wrote:http://www.missilebases.com/

No shit. Ok, I'd get that comm. vault. "World's Most Secure Web Hosting Service!" Heh.