If you were a parent (Or are a parent)
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If you were a parent (Or are a parent)
What would you do to get your kids hooked on Books.
Give them some really good High Fantasy (J.R.R. Tolkein, or J.K. Rowlings)
Given them Suess
Leave them alone with "Hooked on Phonics" computer games
Leap Pad learning toys
Favorite Comic books
drop them in the deep end (Does Atlas Shrugged count as Child Abuse?)
Give them some really good High Fantasy (J.R.R. Tolkein, or J.K. Rowlings)
Given them Suess
Leave them alone with "Hooked on Phonics" computer games
Leap Pad learning toys
Favorite Comic books
drop them in the deep end (Does Atlas Shrugged count as Child Abuse?)
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Tolkien isn't easy reading for young children. I've never read J.K. Rowling but given the popularity and success her work I'd give it the benefit of the doubt, as far as being the best way to make kids want to read.
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Give them some really good High Fantasy (J.R.R. Tolkein, or J.K. Rowlings)
I'd start them off on The Hobbit but I'd definetely give them some good books.
Given them Suess
Hell yeah. Suess is a genius.
Leave them alone with "Hooked on Phonics" computer games
No way.
Leap Pad learning toys
Again, no way.
Favorite Comic books
Depends on the comic books
drop them in the deep end (Does Atlas Shrugged count as Child Abuse?)
No, and porbably.
I'd start them off on The Hobbit but I'd definetely give them some good books.
Given them Suess
Hell yeah. Suess is a genius.
Leave them alone with "Hooked on Phonics" computer games
No way.
Leap Pad learning toys
Again, no way.
Favorite Comic books
Depends on the comic books
drop them in the deep end (Does Atlas Shrugged count as Child Abuse?)
No, and porbably.
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Please, no Hooked on Phonics. That is the most insulting thing in the world, next to ebonics.
Seuss. I always loved Seuss. Then lead them to fantasy. Harry Potter, A Wrinkle in Time, Lion Witch and the Wardrobe. Those were some of my favorites. Of course, when I was 4, I was reading the newspaper from front to back.
Seuss. I always loved Seuss. Then lead them to fantasy. Harry Potter, A Wrinkle in Time, Lion Witch and the Wardrobe. Those were some of my favorites. Of course, when I was 4, I was reading the newspaper from front to back.
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You forgot The Hobbit!/size] Shame on you. Best juvenile fantasy novel ever.Kelly Antilles wrote:Please, no Hooked on Phonics. That is the most insulting thing in the world, next to ebonics.
Seuss. I always loved Seuss. Then lead them to fantasy. Harry Potter, A Wrinkle in Time, Lion Witch and the Wardrobe. Those were some of my favorites. Of course, when I was 4, I was reading the newspaper from front to back.
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The Hobbit isn't anywhere near as complex. It doesn't talk down to the kids either. It's an all around goood book, I can still read it now as an adult even though it was written for children.Kelly Antilles wrote:*I* have never read the Hobbit. I cannot make that assumption. However, I cannot read the LOTR trilogy. It's way too complex. Not my style.
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...I loved Hooked on Phonics!
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Just . . . let them read whatever they want to. I went from flipping through car magazines at three to SWEU novels at six. (No, really.) Sadly, that EU novel was Crystal Star, which besides being insanely long for someone my age was also rather dull. I stopped reading novels for a while after that.
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Just out of total curiousity, when would be the right time to introduce them to novels that contain sex, drugs, or other such "immoral" stuff. I think I had my first exposure to an erotic work at around 10 years of age, but the funny thing is I'd been seeing titties on TV for at least a couple years previous to that.
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Well, it depends on how they're depicted. I started reading books with that sort of stuff in my teens. It wasn't anywhere near as hardcore and obvious as it is in what I read now.aerius wrote:Just out of total curiousity, when would be the right time to introduce them to novels that contain sex, drugs, or other such "immoral" stuff. I think I had my first exposure to an erotic work at around 10 years of age, but the funny thing is I'd been seeing titties on TV for at least a couple years previous to that.
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I think he's said it best. But Jordan is also good. And don't forget to throw in some sci-fi.Stormbringer wrote:Give them some really good High Fantasy (J.R.R. Tolkein, or J.K. Rowlings)
I'd start them off on The Hobbit but I'd definetely give them some good books.
Given them Suess
Hell yeah. Suess is a genius.
Leave them alone with "Hooked on Phonics" computer games
No way.
Leap Pad learning toys
Again, no way.
Favorite Comic books
Depends on the comic books
drop them in the deep end (Does Atlas Shrugged count as Child Abuse?)
No, and porbably.
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Well thanks. I'd wait on Jordan untill early teens at least (maybe he'll have it finished by then) since it's a rather difficult read. And some of the sex and violence wouldn't really be appropriate for kids.verilon wrote:
I think he's said it best. But Jordan is also good. And don't forget to throw in some sci-fi.
And what sort of good begginers sci-fi is there?
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Michael CrichtonStormbringer wrote:Well thanks. I'd wait on Jordan untill early teens at least (maybe he'll have it finished by then) since it's a rather difficult read. And some of the sex and violence wouldn't really be appropriate for kids.verilon wrote:
I think he's said it best. But Jordan is also good. And don't forget to throw in some sci-fi.
And what sort of good begginers sci-fi is there?
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Hell no. I like Jurrasic Park, Congo, Sphere, and Eaters of the Dead. But none are really sci fi and none are exactly introductory.verilon wrote:Michael CrichtonStormbringer wrote:Well thanks. I'd wait on Jordan untill early teens at least (maybe he'll have it finished by then) since it's a rather difficult read. And some of the sex and violence wouldn't really be appropriate for kids.verilon wrote:
I think he's said it best. But Jordan is also good. And don't forget to throw in some sci-fi.
And what sort of good begginers sci-fi is there?
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Did you read the Lost World or the Andromeda Strain? TLW was good, heard many good things about TAS, Sphere, and EOTD...but never read them...Stormbringer wrote:Hell no. I like Jurrasic Park, Congo, Sphere, and Eaters of the Dead. But none are really sci fi and none are exactly introductory.verilon wrote:Michael CrichtonStormbringer wrote: Well thanks. I'd wait on Jordan untill early teens at least (maybe he'll have it finished by then) since it's a rather difficult read. And some of the sex and violence wouldn't really be appropriate for kids.
And what sort of good begginers sci-fi is there?
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The Lost World was ok but really slow. The Andromeda Strain was just slow. Sphere and Eaters of the Dead are good but not really kids books.verilon wrote:Did you read the Lost World or the Andromeda Strain? TLW was good, heard many good things about TAS, Sphere, and EOTD...but never read them...Stormbringer wrote:Hell no. I like Jurrasic Park, Congo, Sphere, and Eaters of the Dead. But none are really sci fi and none are exactly introductory.verilon wrote:
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The more I think about it, the more I'm inclined towards Heinlein's juvenile novels. They're the sci-fi equivalent of The Hobbit, thoughtful and well written with out going over and under kid's heads.
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