FTaSDH - Current Ep - 1x05 - To Russia, With Love

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2004-05-18 06:38am

*fall off chair*

OMFG, that was so funny, Einy and Spanky, perfect pose.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2004-05-18 09:22am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:1. Spanky still must be a girl.
2. I would honestly prefere it if this Spanky was not such a resentful caricature. Many of you may find it funny, but I personally find it to be quite hostile. I didn't indent for my name to be used in such a way.

Here's the truth about your character. Originally, it was supposed to be a resentful caricature because we both hated you. But between the first episode and the second one, you grew a sense of humor, so we stopped being resentful and just turned it into a funny caricature, which you seemed okay with.

Seriously, did you see Dark Hellion's character in the pilot? That is us being resentful and cruel. When your character starts jerking off in front of large crowds, you'll know that we hate you. The Dale/Spanky thing was just your typical sitcom stuff. Until then, it's all in good fun, and I think you're seeing malice where there isn't any. We both like your character, so we're not killing him off.

Dalton wrote:Fuck you two.

Hey come on, I gave you a great little scene when you poked your head out into the hallway.

Shroom Man 777 · Post by **Shroom Man 777** » 2004-05-18 11:23am

Come on, Spanky, your character was awesome! Not to mention Rogue 9's and Ein's. Hehehe. I'll never memorize Eminem songs ever again.

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2004-05-18 11:34am

By the way, 'squawk' is spelled with a W.

Otherwise, hilarious chapter...

Post by **Kuja** » 2004-05-18 02:07pm

Funny stuff, you guys, but the clincher has to be with the Frank Fontaine novel.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2004-05-18 02:45pm

FUNNIEST!

FANFIC!

EVER!

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2004-05-18 04:51pm

Yeah, you guys hit a little too close to home with my character and the economics-related sex jokes. Scary.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2004-05-18 05:17pm

That's fucking hilarious guys. The Dale and Spanky parts were best I thought. This is a great fanfic guys, you need to really start getting them out faster.

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2004-05-18 06:33pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:1. Spanky still must be a girl.

And a dolphin?

Speaking of, Utsanomiko mentioned to me that he would like it to be known that he does not want his name to be used in any sort of fanfiction, just for the record.

Now they're just going to put your brother in out of spite, you know.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2004-05-18 06:41pm

I've got to wonder why Utsan-whatever didn't just tell us himself.

Mr. Sinister · Post by **Mr. Sinister** » 2004-05-18 07:19pm

Is Mike Wong going to make an appearance in an upcoming episode? I think it would be cool if he came as a guest speaker or something, seeing that he is such a legend.

Also, are you planing on showing a confrontation with SB? That should prove...interesting.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2004-05-18 08:01pm

Mr. Sinister wrote:Is Mike Wong going to make an appearance in an upcoming episode? I think it would be cool if he came as a guest speaker or something, seeing that he is such a legend.

Also, are you planing on showing a confrontation with SB? That should prove...interesting.

Stop unraveling our plot, dammit.

Mr. Sinister · Post by **Mr. Sinister** » 2004-05-18 08:50pm

Sorry

J · Post by J » 2004-05-18 09:46pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:That doesn't change the fact that I am personally uncomfortable with how my characture is portrayed and how my name is being used. To me it does not sound as if it is based on good natured jocular teasings but on hostile resentment, and I would greatly prefer that such a portrayal cease: kill my character off in the next chapter if needed.

Relax, chill out, it's all in good fun, I mean I was a complete ditz in the first chapter which couldn't be further from the truth. Besides, you got your hair played with by me and how many other characters can say that, so in a way it's only fair that you become Ein's love thing which I found deliciously hilarious.

Awww...poor Spanky...
*ruffles Spanky's hair*

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2004-05-18 10:05pm

Awsome. And if you can find a place (no matter how mean, stupid or crazy you make me) for me i'd be happy. Though it's perfectly good without me.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2004-05-18 10:32pm

Absolutely hilarious, especially the Stravo joke. Woowee...I need to breathe.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2004-05-18 11:32pm

jmac wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:That doesn't change the fact that I am personally uncomfortable with how my characture is portrayed and how my name is being used. To me it does not sound as if it is based on good natured jocular teasings but on hostile resentment, and I would greatly prefer that such a portrayal cease: kill my character off in the next chapter if needed.
Relax, chill out, it's all in good fun, I mean I was a complete ditz in the first chapter which couldn't be further from the truth. Besides, you got your hair played with by me and how many other characters can say that, so in a way it's only fair that you become Ein's love thing which I found deliciously hilarious.

Ditz? No. You were what we big-time writers refer to as a "fuck bunny."

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-05-18 11:41pm

Durandal wrote:Ditz? No. You were what we big-time writers refer to as a "fuck bunny."

I prefer the term "fuck muffin" but that's just me....

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2004-05-19 12:39am

Durandal wrote:I've got to wonder why Utsan-whatever didn't just tell us himself.

Because the only time I ever see anything in this forum is over Spanky's shoulder (only reason I'm on now is because he hadn't logged my account off yet), so it reminded me that I'd been meaning to mention that point so I figured I'd ask him to mention it while he was posting.

LT.Hit-Man · Post by **LT.Hit-Man** » 2004-05-19 02:38am

Hmmmmm
I like it I LIKE it alot.
This has got to be one of the funest fics I have read in a long time, keep up the good work or ELES!
Who ever is in charge of stickying fic should sicky this one ASAP.
Ass for the way I have worked into this fic well I must say it's done well but yellow eyes????
I never did thing that I would be one of the staff a loony student who makes full use of the chem lab I can see that but all in all I like the way I have been added in to this fic, so who do I get to torture frist?

Shroom Man 777 · Post by **Shroom Man 777** » 2004-05-19 04:08am

Hehehe...you fucking traitor, you

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2004-05-19 06:17am

I have since read the chapter again, this time more carefully.

I would like to humbly apologise to Durandal and Red Imperator for accusing them of creating a malicious caraturization of myself. Spanky as portrayed in this chapter actually was quite humourous, as were the situations he was depicted in.

Two nitpicks, though, as I feel so compelled:

1. Spanky would have preference to the PPK. Big guns are for men with inferiority complexes, and since I personally suck at FPSs so horribly, I don't play them, and detest CS.

2. Now my major series of complaints will shift to insisting that Spanky be correctly portrayed as a girl, and that he should be killed if you don't.

Shroom Man 777 · Post by **Shroom Man 777** » 2004-05-19 06:24am

Yeah, Spanky should be those geeky hot anime chicks. Kinda like the things in Spanky's avy. Mmm...I'd like to spank that ass...

I wish I were in that fic. Heck, put me in Spanky's place, I won't be complaining.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2004-05-19 06:29am

I would complain that I'm not straight, but bi, and that I think I should be having hot lesbian sex with Marina.

But I'm not, coz it's a fictional character that just happens to have my name.

Shroom Man 777 · Post by **Shroom Man 777** » 2004-05-19 06:32am

Bleh, just wait. Character development will make sure you'll end up a bisexual.