Ark of the Covenent... for sale on eBay

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Ark of the Covenent... for sale on eBay

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Very reasonable price.


Check out the description. :lol:
This is a recreated Ark of the Covenant, the story of its recreation has been told in the Bonners Ferry Herald, 7183 main, Bonners ferry, Idaho 83805 208-267-5521. It must be noted that this recreated Ark of the Covenant is doing every thing just like the original did 3500 years ago. If a picture is needed contact the above newspaper for photo and the entire story, the first time the reporter attempted to photo the Ark his camera exploded. One of the things about the Ark was in its ability to converse with GOD, on a one on one level, and this Ark is no different. The Ark first came to my son (12) , Eagle Scout, and ask him if it was time to Obliterate mankind; the boy answered yes. The price for the Ark was set by the Ark itself, as it said "Their GOD is money, in this way I can Judge them."It also should be told of the ability the Ark has given me to heal by placing on of hands, I have to be asked of course. I can't say that a new ower will have God come to him in his dreams, as it does to me and my son, nor that it will give the ability to heal by placing on hands. It must be added that Person(s) unknown are interfering with my email and phone, keeping me from answering many questions or receiving emails. It has come to my attention that the above newspaper is not responding in a timely manner; if any find this to be true, then send me an address by email and I'll try to send a photo of the Ark and the ball of fire that comes from it.
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Been posted before.
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The Ark first came to my son (12) , Eagle Scout
It is impossible for a twelve-year-old to be an Eagle Scout. You cannot start Boy Scouts until you're eleven, and the ranks leading up to Eagle include time requirements exceeding a total of eighteen months.
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The real one is held by the US gov't in a warehouse the Smoking Man probably only knows of and has been since the '30s.
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Assuming the real one was ever found, let's say in someone's attic, would it be legal to sell on eBay?
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Seems to have been removed from ebay?...

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Striderteen wrote:
The Ark first came to my son (12) , Eagle Scout
It is impossible for a twelve-year-old to be an Eagle Scout. You cannot start Boy Scouts until you're eleven, and the ranks leading up to Eagle include time requirements exceeding a total of eighteen months.
Maybe Eagle Scout was the son's name? :?
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Post by Sarevok »

Interesting. It is the like magic coca cola can that was sold in Ebay some time ago.
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Admiral Valdemar wrote:The real one is held by the US gov't in a warehouse the Smoking Man probably only knows of and has been since the '30s.
No, it's probably owned by Monty Burns along with Excalibur, the only existing nude photo of Mark Twain and that rare first draft of the US Constitution with the word "suckers" in it. :P
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Darn I wanted that thing, allways wanted to see someones face melt. Not only that I would like to ask god "Whats up with the platypus?"
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