Do your pets ever watch you masturbate?

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Do your pets ever watch you masturbate?

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Have you ever been whacking in bed, in the bathroom, shower, couch, etc., only to look over and and notice your cat or dog getting an eye full? What do you do? Keep jerking? Put them somewhere else? How do you deal with this?
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I don't have pets. So its no problem for me.
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No, as I don't let my pets in my bedroom. And if I did, I wouldn't mind as long as they don't go up and bug me like they always do.
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I have to put them somewhere else. It's just too weird.
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If I do this while the dog is in the room, it usually stirs from it's slumber to see what's going on, rolls it's eyes then falls back to sleep. It's an animal, I doubt it understands my anatomy and what exactly I am doing to myself eitherway :D So I'm hardly bothered, though a pair of canine eyes settled on me, during... would be disturbing... I'd probably have to just stop and kick it out of the room.
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No.. and i only have fish.. FISH
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Yes. In fact, I was discussing this in the AIM chat a day or two ago (remember Jet? anyone else?). My dog likes to watch. I don't care. I doubt he really understands what I'm doing anyway... as long as he doesn't get in the way, no harm. :P
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Oh my God I read the title really fast and thought it read, "Do your parents watch you masturbate?" :shock:

And my answer is no, they don't. :D
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Heh, one time my cat watched me get a blowjob. That was kinda funny. 8)
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Joe wrote:I have to put them somewhere else. It's just too weird.
Exactly. You know they're not going to tell anyone, but you can't help but take precautions for that possibility.
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Have you ever seen an un-neutered dog or cat going to town on its own private parts? They know what masturbation is. I kick my cats out of the room, though usually they're not that interested.
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Our hamsters got loose from their cage for a few weeks...and while I was naked on my bed doing my thing I heard this rustling sound on the floor and saw one of our hamsters looking at me. I just couldn't continue. :?
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I don't think a cat cares. I had sex one time with the cat sitting at the edge of the bed. She liked the cat so it was not a big deal. The cat would ever now and then with that disinterested stare the often have.

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TrailerParkJawa wrote:I don't think a cat cares. I had sex one time with the cat sitting at the edge of the bed.
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I can't even stand to have stuffed animals watching me, much less actual living animals. So no pets. Or roommates...
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:shock: :shock: WHERE the fuck are we coming up with these threads? :shock:

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I have had the cat walk in when I was getting it on with someone, got kind of interesting when a paw suddenly appeared in the middle of us...
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I'v masturbated with the cat present yes.. no-one was home apart from it.
kinda wondered what it was thinking. Though it seemed to ignore me on the most part :P


Can't imagine sex with pets present though. Though I believe Elli's dog has seen various sex acts first hand :P
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Nah, I dont mind if a pet is around, they don't know nor care about what I'm doing so I just dont care.

On a somewhat grosser yet semi related note, one time I blew my load into a used towel that had been in my laundry basket, I then just chucked the towel back into the basket and layed back on my bed to relax, a minute later I heard a weird noise and I looked up and I saw one of my cats inside the basket licking the cum off the towel! :lol:
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I have a turtle whose tank is in my room, so it'll always be present. But he really doesn't care or notice. It's little weird with hearing him swim and knock stuff around (HE NEVER STOPS EXCEPT WHEN SLEEPING) in his tank during sex, though. Enough to make me want to risk the living room.
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While my family's owned pets, they've been fish, hamsters, or guinea pigs, and they were never allowed in my room anyways. So, no.
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Icehawk, for once something has finally grossed me out. :shock:

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Re: Do your pets ever watch you masturbate?

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Superman wrote:Have you ever been whacking in bed, in the bathroom, shower, couch, etc., only to look over and and notice your cat or dog getting an eye full? What do you do? Keep jerking? Put them somewhere else? How do you deal with this?
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never had such a problem except once during sex my Girl Friend's cat attacked me that kinda threw things off a bit.
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Shark Bait wrote:never had such a problem except once during sex my Girl Friend's cat attacked me that kinda threw things off a bit.
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Sure. If they're in reach, sometimes I'll use my free hand to stroke their fur while I'm stroking myself. It's an acquired talent though and requires a certain measure of concentration to pull it off (no pun intended), like walking and chewing gum at the same time,

Is that wrong? :(
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