Conspiracy theory

Lord Sander · Post by **Lord Sander** » 2004-05-18 05:08pm

Link.

Comments?

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2004-05-18 05:33pm

Holy shit, this is retarded. I can't believe there isn't more criticism in the comments section.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2004-05-18 05:44pm

Wait a second... I have that white chair! It's clear that Nick Berg was killed somewhere around my house!

EmperorChrostas the Cruel · Post by **EmperorChrostas the Cruel** » 2004-05-18 05:48pm

I have FOUR chairs like that on my back porch. Just what has my Evil Twin been doing? How did he get them back without my noticing they were GONE in the first place?

My gods! They are selling evil chairs just like that one at the "Do It Center," down the road, disguised as mass produced patio furiture!
They have dozens of them, our world is DOOMED!

EmperorChrostas the Cruel · Post by **EmperorChrostas the Cruel** » 2004-05-18 05:54pm

Gil, we must prey for our very souls.

The chairs are everywhere.
One for your house.
Four for MY house.
Dozens from the Do I Center.

There could be MILLION, no, BILLION soon.

Maybe there already are.

Lock your doors and windows, the chairs know we are on to them.!

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2004-05-18 06:07pm

The terrorists do look vaguely like fat white guys.

GySgt. Hartman · Post by **GySgt. Hartman** » 2004-05-18 06:26pm

his is what a REAL terrorists look like. This is the picture of Daniel Pearl who was also killed by terrorists. Notice the thin brown hands - [...]

salm · Post by **salm** » 2004-05-18 08:04pm

HemlockGrey wrote:The terrorists do look vaguely like fat white guys.

i agree that they look vaguely like fat guys. why do you think do they look like white guys? they´re completely covered everywhere.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-05-18 08:22pm

salm wrote:
HemlockGrey wrote:The terrorists do look vaguely like fat white guys.
i agree that they look vaguely like fat guys. why do you think do they look like white guys? they´re completely covered everywhere.

In the shot where they're standing behind the guy with his head down. ook at the guard on the far left. More specifically his neck.

Though that could just be some cloth.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-05-18 08:24pm

Gandalf wrote:
salm wrote:
HemlockGrey wrote:The terrorists do look vaguely like fat white guys.
i agree that they look vaguely like fat guys. why do you think do they look like white guys? they´re completely covered everywhere.
In the shot where they're standing behind the guy with his head down. ook at the guard on the far left. More specifically his neck.

Though that could just be some cloth.

EDIT: Also, few of the guards are wearing gloves, and the guy's head isn't down.

Sorry.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-05-20 02:26am

I think the article linked to is a joke.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2004-05-20 02:47am

Has to be a joke. Please.