Do your pets ever watch you masturbate?

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-05-20 07:06am

We seriously need to get over these increasingly bizarre masturbation threads. I feel individual strands of my sanity tear off everytime and I'm normally a very oversexed student with no limits.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2004-05-20 10:15am

Admiral Valdemar wrote:We seriously need to get over these increasingly bizarre masturbation threads. I feel individual strands of my sanity tear off everytime and I'm normally a very oversexed student with no limits.

Oh come on. As far as sex threads go, this is nothing. When someone starts a "Do your pets participate when you masturbate" thread, then it's time to say "enough".

CrimsonRaine · Post by **CrimsonRaine** » 2004-05-20 10:19am

Joe wrote:I have to put them somewhere else. It's just too weird.

I'd have to agree with that one.

I don't think they have an idea what you're doing, besides maybe hurting yourself.

'Raine

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2004-05-20 10:25am

I have a monitor lizard living in my room, if that says anything.

Shark Bait · Post by **Shark Bait** » 2004-05-20 10:50am

Alyrium Denryle wrote:I have a monitor lizard living in my room, if that says anything.

WWFS?

perhaps the enlogated body of the lizard means something or maybe not

Phantasee · Post by **Phantasee** » 2004-05-20 11:09am

RedImperator wrote:Oh come on. As far as sex threads go, this is nothing. When someone starts a "Do your pets participate when you masturbate" thread, then it's time to say "enough".

Is it really?

http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?t=45732 Is that too far? Or can we push it some more?

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2004-05-20 11:37am

Shark Bait wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:I have a monitor lizard living in my room, if that says anything.
WWFS?

perhaps the enlogated body of the lizard means something or maybe not

It's a monitor lizard. It watches (monitors

) everything.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2004-05-20 11:42am

Superman, out of context wrote:look over and and notice your cat or dog getting an eye full?

To answer the question in context, yes, a few times.

What do you do? Keep jerking? Put them somewhere else? How do you deal with this?

I tend to shut the door and tell them all to get out, but a few times I've carried on regardless. Sure, they can't talk now but who knows what tomorrow will bring?

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2004-05-20 01:36pm

Nope. No pets allowed in halls and when i'm home my mum enforces draconian rules on our cats.

Not that i would if they were watching and i knew it, it would be like ..... eeew or something. Working in a vets showed me how devious animals can be so i don't think i'd be willing to risk my self in front of one.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-05-20 01:55pm

Alyrium Denryle wrote:I have a monitor lizard living in my room, if that says anything.

To quote your sig:

What Would Freud Say?

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-05-20 02:35pm

No, since I don't have any pets, but my GF's dog has seen us having sex. I wanted to show it how humans do doggy-style sex but the dog left before me & my GF could get into the required position.

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2004-05-20 03:33pm

I think there's an actual phobia of pets watching you when you're naked/jerking off/having sex.

My cat pretty much lives in my room so it's kinda weird when she awake and wants to be made a fuss of while I'm jerking it.
On numerous occasions she's jumped up on the bed while I've been having sex at which point I'd shoo her off with my foot and pretend she wasn't there.
What's even more anoying than that is when we'd just be getting intimate and she'd jump up on the bed and start purring which would then make the person I was just about to have sex with go "Aww" and start making a fuss of the cat instead of me.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2004-05-20 03:35pm

Phantasee wrote:
RedImperator wrote:Oh come on. As far as sex threads go, this is nothing. When someone starts a "Do your pets participate when you masturbate" thread, then it's time to say "enough".
Is it really? http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic.php?t=45732 Is that too far? Or can we push it some more?

Well, that blew up in your face, didn't it?

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2004-05-20 04:33pm

I think my dog watches me when I do, but I don't really bother noticing nor do I care if they watch. What's it gonna do? Destroy the minds they've already lost by being a part of my family?

Oh, and Jet... What makes you think the fish aren't watching you?

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2004-05-20 04:41pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:Oh, and Jet... What makes you think the fish aren't watching you?

I'm suddenly reminded of that Halloween South Park with the pet store and the fish that kills people...

Hamel · Post by **Hamel** » 2004-05-20 05:22pm

I won't do it in front of my dogs. If they need attention or comforting or something else, then I'll put off plucking the old chicken.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-05-20 05:25pm

No. Just. . .no. oh, and castrate Superman. we'll have to find a kryptonite knife, but i'm sure we could find one lurking in the HAB somewhere.

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2004-05-20 08:45pm

I kick my dog out of my room or put something over his head. He knows what I'm doing, he does it to himself all the time and he does it when you're not looking and if you look at him while he's doing it he gets all pissed off and starts growling.

Shark Bait · Post by **Shark Bait** » 2004-05-20 08:52pm

Shroom Man 777 wrote:
Shark Bait wrote:never had such a problem except once during sex my Girl Friend's cat attacked me that kinda threw things off a bit.
AHAHAHAHA!!! It's an omen, my friend.

And no, I only have fish and turtles. No cats, no dogs, no hamsters.

Yeah your probably right same time that happened a bunch of telemarketers decided to call.

, prity much my sex life functioned on murphy's law.

Phantasee · Post by **Phantasee** » 2004-05-20 10:05pm

RedImperator wrote: Well, that blew up in your face, didn't it?

Yes.
It did.

Thank you Dalton.

I would like to take this oppurtunity to apologize and explain my actions.
It was early this morning, I had woken up late due to late bed time the night before. I was in computers class, which is first period. In my lack of sleep induced mental fog, I thought that idea was funny. It wasn't. I am sickened by what I did. I hope you all accept my apology and try to block it out of your minds.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-05-21 02:30am

Dorsk 81 wrote:I think there's an actual phobia of pets watching you when you're naked/jerking off/having sex.

Why shouldn't there?

Post by **The Wookiee** » 2004-05-21 08:04am

Phantasee wrote:
Yes.
It did.

Thank you Dalton.

I would like to take this oppurtunity to apologize and explain my actions.
It was early this morning, I had woken up late due to late bed time the night before. I was in computers class, which is first period. In my lack of sleep induced mental fog, I thought that idea was funny. It wasn't. I am sickened by what I did. I hope you all accept my apology and try to block it out of your minds.

Oh, don't be such a drama queen. Everyone gets one of their threads smacked down time and again.

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2004-05-21 08:22am

Peregrin Toker wrote:
Dorsk 81 wrote:I think there's an actual phobia of pets watching you when you're naked/jerking off/having sex.
Why shouldn't there?

No, there's pretty much a phobia for everything, I just meant I couldn't remember what said phobia was called.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2004-05-21 10:53am

My cat will attempt to invade the room if I've closed the doors and if I let him in he'll either lay down on the rug or nuzzle up to my feet.

Though the donuts stare and they blink in unison.
Link

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-05-21 01:14pm

Dorsk 81 wrote:No, there's pretty much a phobia for everything

I'm living proof of that.

StarDestroyer.Net BBS

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