Bucky vs. Garfield

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Who shall win this rumble?

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Bucky vs. Garfield

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And now, the sd.net cartoonist main event...

In this corner, that Cat that defined cathood...reaching epic sizes in weight and monetary wealth...the one whose comic has been stale recycles of classics for quite some time.....

Garfield!
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In this corner, the new Lord of Catness....the siamese with and attitude...the one who can only be describe as "Batshit insane"....

Bucky!


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The Arbuckles move into the same neighborhood as the Wilco's. Bucky see's Garfield waddling around, acting like he owns the place. Who wins when these two titans turn against each other?
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Bucky wins, easily. He's fucking insane
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Bucky all the way, besides Garfield will probably go down in the first round due to cardiac arrest.
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Since i don't know anything about this Bucky,i'll abstain from voting or commenting. :?
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Bucky will team up with the ferret to deal with the new threat. After Garfield is pushing up daisies, the ferret turns on Bucky, and seals him in an air vent. Where Bucky dies. The ferret, feeling guilt, kills himself.

The end.

BTW, you need a ferret option. I forgot his name. Fungo or something.
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Montcalm wrote:Since i don't know anything about this Bucky,i'll abstain from voting or commenting. :?
You need to get over to comics.com and look up get fuzzy for the past month or so.
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Garfield. Because it will ruin Bucky's clean sweep and annoy you.
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Bucky got trapped by an air vent.

Garfield can tear through a fucking wall.


Garfield takes him. :twisted:
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MKSheppard wrote:Bucky wins, easily. He's fucking insane
Bucky lost a fight to an elderly cat who was taking a nap.

We've seen Garfield own Nermal and Odie multiple times, without breaking a sweat (or pant).

Garfield wins.
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RogueIce wrote:Garfield. Because it will ruin Bucky's clean sweep and annoy you.
Didn't bucky lose to a chicken? I remember that arc very well, and if I recall he freaked out when he saw it.
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Garfields pretty fat, he could probably just tackle Bucky and sit on him.
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Catbert has them both wacked in a way that can't be traced back to him. :twisted:
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Since Garfield seems to have run out of decent, funny ideas i'll go for that other guy.
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Garfield puts on his blanet and becomes 'the Caped Avenger!' and beats Buddy senseless.

However, in all seriousness, we've seen Garfield pull some freaky stuff for a cat

i.e Karate Cat Garfiend breaking table legs
Garfield smashing through walls and doors to get to food
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He can eat more lasanga then is physically possible.

Perhaps Garfield could simply eat Buddy
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Bucky has a fang, bucky wins.
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Bucky would kick Garfield's ass. Then use it as bait against the ferret.
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Garfield is old and unoriginal now. Therefore, he deserves to lose. Just like Rocky Balboa beat Apollo Creed. The older and weaker make way for the younger and stronger.
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Bob the Gunslinger wrote:Didn't bucky lose to a chicken? I remember that arc very well, and if I recall he freaked out when he saw it.
"What are those? Claws?! Chickens have claws? Why didn't you tell me? They don't have claws in sandwich form!"

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RogueIce wrote:Garfield. Because it will ruin Bucky's clean sweep and annoy you.
I'm glad you're being professional about this.
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Bucky may be funnier, cooler and more interesting, but his character is based on the idea that he's all talk. He always loses.

Garfield has faced big dogs, ghosts, pirates, rats the size of ottomans, and Arlene, and lived to tell the tale. He's even beat up or outsmarted most of his foes. Bucky just sues them after he gets injured.

I think Garfield is going to win this more easily than the ferret won against Bucky.

Now, Hobbes or Catbert would absolutely annihilate Garfield, but they're not involved.

Oh, and even Bucky can take that damned lisping cat from "Mutts." I hate that smug bastard.
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Lonestar wrote:
RogueIce wrote:Garfield. Because it will ruin Bucky's clean sweep and annoy you.
I'm glad you're being professional about this.
Since when does a Garfield vs Bucky discussion require any degree of professionalism?

At any rate, by the time I cast my vote, there were already two others in favor of the Fat Cat. Not that it matters, except my plan was ruined.

Besides, I'd have voted for Garfield anyway because he makes me laugh and I've seen him torment, and even "injure" Odie. All I ever see Bucky do is insult Satchel, and Stachel still manages to one-up Bucky quite a bit of the time (I can only remember Odie doing this once or twice, and that required assistance IIRC).

And I really don't find the "Get Fuzzy" comics all that funny, either. :P
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RogueIce wrote:

And I really don't find the "Get Fuzzy" comics all that funny, either. :P
Maybe you just don't understand them. :P

Bucky all the way!
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Lonestar wrote:
RogueIce wrote:

And I really don't find the "Get Fuzzy" comics all that funny, either. :P
Maybe you just don't understand them. :P
*smacks Lonestar* Quiet you. I just don't like them. Dislike the drawing style, mostly. Hell, Bucky just annoys me (in general).
Lonestar wrote:Bucky all the way!
...to the graveyeard, courtesy of Garfield. :twisted:
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*smacks Lonestar* Quiet you. I just don't like them. Dislike the drawing style, mostly. Hell, Bucky just annoys me (in general).

You dislike fairly high quality artwork? Phillistine!
...to the graveyeard, courtesy of Garfield. :twisted:
Unlikely. Bucky has caused massive damage to Rob and Satchal on more than one occasion. Garfield bitches about mondays.

Besides, Bucky has cooler friends.
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Lonestar wrote:You dislike fairly high quality artwork? Phillistine!
Bah! High quality? Bah again! Blondie is higher quality than Get Fuzzy. I mean, look how hot she is! :D
Lonestar wrote:Unlikely. Bucky has caused massive damage to Rob and Satchal on more than one occasion. Garfield bitches about mondays.
Because Mondays are fucking evil. And I have yet to see this "massive damage" inflicted.

[quote"Lonestar"]Besides, Bucky has cooler friends.[/quote]

So? Just let loose Nerville (or whoever it is) and Bucky and Co. will simply go insane and kill themselves.
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