Wesley Vs. Jar Jar

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Who wins?

Wesley
5
10%
Jar-Jar
11
23%
Tie
2
4%
Straha, meesa gonna Castrata yousa!
30
63%
 
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Wesley Vs. Jar Jar

Post by Straha »

Wesley and Jar Jar are stuck in the match of doom, best of three matches wins.

Match 1: Bare Hands

Match 2: Phaser Vs. Blaster

Match 3: Umm... Ummm.... Each one is put in a room with a guy off the street. First one to drive said person to suicide wins.

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Post by Jaepheth »

Jar-Jar lacks the eye-hand coordination to win either of the first two, but he's got the 3rd one in the bag.
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Post by Executor32 »

Jar Jar wins all three. The first two either by his incredible dumb luck when he's in danger (the whole fucking Battle of Naboo is a very good example) or by driving Wesley to suicide, and the third because he's infinitely more annoying than even Wesley in the prime of his annoyingness.
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Post by Sarevok »

Gungns are taller than Wesley and seem to be stronger. So vote for Jar Jar Binks.
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Post by Ma Deuce »

evilcat4000 wrote:Gungns are taller than Wesley and seem to be stronger. So vote for Jar Jar Binks.
Given Jar-Jar's sheer clumsiness, that isn't much of an asset. His greatest advantage would be as Executor mentioned: his incredible dumb luck.
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Post by Solauren »

Oh, I think Wesley could take out Jar Jar.

Just grab his ears and pull him down and start beating on him.
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Post by IRG CommandoJoe »

I haven't ever seen Wesley in combat before, but throughout an entire battle Jar-Jar's astounding dumb luck held out. There were countless times Jar-Jar should have been dead but somehow managed to get through it. And yes, he's annoying as hell. I vote for Jar-Jar.
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Post by Sarevok »

Jar Jar is like from the Lucky Luke cartoon.
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Post by Enigma »

Uhmm doesn't Wesley now have special powers and whatnot? All he has to do is stop time and repeatedly stab Jar-Jar until there is nothing to stab.
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Post by IRG CommandoJoe »

Oh yeah I totally forgot about that...too bad I can't change my vote.
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Post by Sarevok »

Enigma wrote:Uhmm doesn't Wesley now have special powers and whatnot? All he has to do is stop time and repeatedly stab Jar-Jar until there is nothing to stab.
Yep. After he encountered the Traveller Weasly was given super powers.
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Post by Comosicus »

So what exactly are the OT conditions? Wesley with or without super powers?

Anyway I vote for the last option. Let Straha get what he asks in every poll. :twisted: :twisted:
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Post by Jon »

Fuck wesley and Jar Jar, the vote says it all, where's the fucking castration?
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Post by Worlds Spanner »

evilcat4000 wrote:
Enigma wrote:Uhmm doesn't Wesley now have special powers and whatnot? All he has to do is stop time and repeatedly stab Jar-Jar until there is nothing to stab.
Yep. After he encountered the Traveller Weasly was given super powers.
Which makes him even more annoying. But as annoying as Jar-Jar? I'm not sure. Jar-Jar over Wesley 1.0 though.
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Post by Adam Reynolds »

This whole thing is ridiculess its obvoius that Jar Jar will kick Wesley's ass esalily and he is far more annoying than Wesley ever was.
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Adamskywalker007 wrote:This whole thing is ridiculess its obvoius that Jar Jar will kick Wesley's ass esalily and he is far more annoying than Wesley ever was.
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Adamskywalker007 wrote:This whole thing is ridiculess its obvoius that Jar Jar will kick Wesley's ass esalily and he is far more annoying than Wesley ever was.
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