Non venting about women and worshipping

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-05-22 01:56am

In other news, I finally think that Milla Jovovich is attractive. (though I don't worship her the way Spanky The Dolphin does)

However, this happens to coincide with the fact that I'm suddenly turned off by Jennifer Lopez, and I don't know why.

Is this more than a coincidence?

(puts on tinfoil hat, then starts humming "Hangar 18" by Megadeth)

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2004-05-22 02:13am

I don't worship Milla Jovovich, Simon. I just think that she's almost divinely beautifu.

Björk though, now there's a woman to worship...

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-05-22 03:02am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:I don't worship Milla Jovovich, Simon. I just think that she's almost divinely beautiful.

(typo fixed by me)

Whatever, you still consider her an avatar of physical perfection. (or something like that)

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2004-05-22 03:09am

I never said any such thing, and to state otherwise is an outright lie.

I have only said that I consider Jovovich to be divinely beautiful. That's all.

Björk, however, I pretty much do worship...

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-05-22 03:22am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:I never said any such thing, and to state otherwise is an outright lie.

I have only said that I consider Jovovich to be divinely beautiful. That's all.

Is it just me, or are you nitpicking? And exactly what is the difference between "divinely beautiful" and "physical perfection incarnate"?

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2004-05-22 03:38am

*sigh* God, you can be such a moron, you know that...?

The difference is that each means something else: they have difference implied meanings.

Besides, I'm the one who has only said "divinely beautiful," while YOU made up this gobbledy-gook about "physical perfection incarnate."

Don't put words in people's mouths, Simon, because it pisses the fucking shit out of them...

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2004-05-22 06:46am

Bjork Spanky? She's a wee bit unhinged but if thats your thing so be it.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-05-22 06:51am

Lord Pounder wrote:She's a wee bit unhinged but if thats your thing so be it.

Unhinged?

Depends on what kind of unhinged.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2004-05-22 07:57am

Attacking reporters for saying hello to her in an airport?

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2004-05-22 11:43am

I don't worship any famous people; you just don't know what they're like in person.

Xon · Post by **Xon** » 2004-05-22 12:16pm

Lord Pounder wrote:Attacking reporters for saying hello to her in an airport?

So?

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2004-05-22 12:27pm

Darth Wong wrote:I don't worship any famous people; you just don't know what they're like in person.

Neither do I, really. I was mostly just going along with what Simon was talking about, although in hindsight I can see why that was like hanging my balls in a beartrap, knowing him...

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2004-05-22 02:05pm

I don't worship. I just obsess.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2004-05-22 02:17pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:I don't worship. I just obsess.

Like the jerk who was arrested in Louisiana in front of Britney Spears parents house.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2004-05-22 03:18pm

Montcalm wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:I don't worship. I just obsess.
Like the jerk who was arrested in Louisiana in front of Britney Spears parents house.

That would be stalking. Which is a couple degrees more than obsessing.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-05-22 04:07pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:
Montcalm wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:I don't worship. I just obsess.
Like the jerk who was arrested in Louisiana in front of Britney Spears parents house.
That would be stalking. Which is a couple degrees more than obsessing.

Then what is a "stalker-like obsession"?

Spyder · Post by **Spyder** » 2004-05-22 04:27pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:
That would be stalking. Which is a couple degrees more than obsessing.

If he'd remembered to bring a camera he would have been alright.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2004-05-22 05:03pm

Peregrin Toker wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:
Montcalm wrote: Like the jerk who was arrested in Louisiana in front of Britney Spears parents house.
That would be stalking. Which is a couple degrees more than obsessing.
Then what is a "stalker-like obsession"?

Google for Rebecca Shaffer(sp) and you'll find out.

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2004-05-22 06:47pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:*sigh* God, you can be such a moron, you know that...?

The difference is that each means something else: they have difference implied meanings.

Besides, I'm the one who has only said "divinely beautiful," while YOU made up this gobbledy-gook about "physical perfection incarnate."

Don't put words in people's mouths, Simon, because it pisses the fucking shit out of them...

The word "divine" does imply "perfect," you know.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2004-05-22 06:58pm

I know, but when I say divinely beautiful, I don't mean it as something like "the absolute perfection of physical beauty," as Simon seems to have twisted it into.

What I mean when I say "divinely beautiful" is something like "looks like a goddess" or "impossibly beautiful," but I have never meant to imply absolute physical perfection. But I can see how someone like Simon could confuse it, especially since I had never previously defined my usage of the term, for which I apologise.

Anyway, I prefere cuteness, which I consider personally more beautiful, in a way. Which is why I'm more hung over Bjork.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2004-05-22 08:08pm

Bruce Willis Deserves worship. There's no way around it. Convert to Willisanity.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-05-23 03:21am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote: Anyway, I prefere cuteness, which I consider personally more beautiful, in a way. Which is why I'm more hung over Bjork.

Yeah, she's kinda kawaii.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-05-23 04:00am

Rye wrote:Bruce Willis Deserves worship. There's no way around it. Convert to Willisanity.

Damn straight.

Shroom Man 777 · Post by **Shroom Man 777** » 2004-05-23 04:17am

CHRISTINA AGUILIERA!!!!

*starts running....fast*

SPOOFE · Post by **SPOOFE** » 2004-05-23 04:54am

Attacking reporters for saying hello to her in an airport?

More like, attacking reporters that, up to that point, had been hounding her and her son (she's insanely protective of her son) whenever she arrived somewhere.

Damned paparazzi.