The Town of SD.net

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2004-05-22 10:11pm

If SD.net was a town,according to how often members post how would the town of SD.net would be arrange,as having a downtown and a suburb?
Who would be the prominent citizens and who would be the working class and to finish who would be the village idiot(s)?

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2004-05-22 10:14pm

I of course would be the prominent citizen who leads a heavily armed milita movement, which is lavishly equipped with surplus M-60 tanks,
thousands of surplus M-60 GPMGs, and of course the crime rate in
my fiefdom would be very very low

Post by **fgalkin** » 2004-05-22 10:15pm

Been done before. I'm too lazy to do a search. The thread was called if SDnet was a Village, IIRC.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2004-05-22 10:16pm

fgalkin wrote:Been done before. I'm too lazy to do a search. The thread was called if SDnet was a Village, IIRC.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Then feel free to lock this

Post by **fgalkin** » 2004-05-22 10:18pm

I would, if I could *hint hint*

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Thirdfain · Post by **Thirdfain** » 2004-05-22 10:18pm

I'd be that kid who hangs out by day over at the G&C Arcade, blowing quarters racking up high scores on the STGOD machine, and hitting the BOTM stripclub every sunday just to look but not touch

Hamel · Post by **Hamel** » 2004-05-22 10:19pm

A chinese buffet on every corner~

Public spankings every 10 pm in downtown~

Miniature NYC in town hall

~All public restrooms have toilets made of.... rubber

Get the fuck out of my herb garden

A triumvirate runs the city, and they all have pictures of Tub Girl inside their refridgerators

All the ina-community.com posters are village idiots

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2004-05-22 10:20pm

fgalkin wrote:I would, if I could *hint hint*

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

I was replying to your post and asking any mods to lock it so

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2004-05-22 11:38pm

The city's flag would be a stylised picture of buttsex. XD

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2004-05-22 11:54pm

It would probably feature me on lawn furniture hanging out on the roof of my pad with a bottle of rum and my boys alot.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2004-05-23 12:09am

Seeing as no one in this town has a memory.....

In the original thread, I dubbed this dis/utopia Essdiedahtnetville, and proclaimed that Hipper's House of Vice was in business.

Where we provide the following services:
Fully stocked liquor store, porn emporium with more than 125,000 titles, gun shop, strip clubs for all possible sexual denominations, and an equally accomodating brothel upstairs.

When you want vice and worry about price, come on down to Hipper's House of Vice, conveniently located downtown at the corner of Monkey Blvd. and Sith St.

BlkbrryTheGreat · Post by **BlkbrryTheGreat** » 2004-05-23 01:09am

I'd imagine we would have to setup a special department, equiped with flame throwers, to deal with the frequent troll invasions.

Post by **fgalkin** » 2004-05-23 01:10am

No, just the four of us. we would be the town's fire department.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2004-05-23 01:14am

Frank Hipper wrote:Where we provide the following services:
Fully stocked liquor store, porn emporium with more than 125,000 titles, gun shop, strip clubs for all possible sexual denominations, and an equally accomodating brothel upstairs.

When you want vice and worry about price, come on down to Hipper's House of Vice, conveniently located downtown at the corner of Monkey Blvd. and Sith St.

What, no fireworks?

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2004-05-23 01:27am

Montcalm wrote:I was replying to your post and asking any mods to lock it so

Say my name, bitches.