The Great Leader speaks out on matters of sex

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-05-22 04:03pm

This is one of those things which have to be seen to be believed.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-05-22 04:07pm

that thing gave me a headache to read. on the positive side it does seem like an almost good argument for moving to north korea. if it didn't involve giving up certain things i've become accustomed to.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2004-05-22 04:36pm

Er....yeah.

I'm intrigued as to where in the bloody hell you found that though.

Seggybop · Post by **Seggybop** » 2004-05-22 04:39pm

Anywhere to read that in a non seizure-inducing format?

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-05-22 04:43pm

Strange. Bit hard to read it though cos it goes by so fast...

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2004-05-22 05:24pm

FUCKING BRILLIANT. Check out the rest of y0ung-chang. It's modern art at it's best.

Bob McDob · Post by **Bob McDob** » 2004-05-22 06:42pm

Damn, I love Young Hae-Chang.

SAMSUNG MAKES YOU C0ME!

The Aliens · Post by **The Aliens** » 2004-05-22 07:00pm

Too hard to read, so I gave up. It's the American way.

AnimeJet · Post by **AnimeJet** » 2004-05-22 07:40pm

That was pretty.. odd. Yet cool. It was fast enough so i didn't have to wait for the next bit of text, and it kept my attention, more exciting than a page of words, haha. Long Live North Korean Cunnilingus!

Luzifer's right hand · Post by **Luzifer's right hand** » 2004-05-22 07:56pm

That was cool.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2004-05-23 09:57am

I actually agreed with most of that: enjoyment of sex comes from beliveing you deserve it - and beliveing yourself to be the equal of your partner.

Long Live North Korean Cunnilingus!

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-05-23 10:37am

InnerBrat wrote:I actually agreed with most of that: enjoyment of sex comes from beliveing you deserve it - and beliveing yourself to be the equal of your partner.

Long Live North Korean Cunnilingus!

I always thought it was neural stimulation from ejaculating.

*Shrug*

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2004-05-23 10:39am

Admiral Valdemar wrote:I always thought it was neural stimulation from ejaculating.

*Shrug*

Wow. That's the coldest thing I've ever seen you post.

You really think enjoyment of sex=purely physical sensation from physical stimulation?

I pity you.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-05-23 10:42am

InnerBrat wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:I always thought it was neural stimulation from ejaculating.

*Shrug*
Wow. That's the coldest thing I've ever seen you post.

You really think enjoyment of sex=purely physical sensation from physical stimulation?

I pity you.

Hah, I was of course not being serious.

Really, IB, you should know when I'm making a biological joke. But you can't say sex isn't down to physical sensations anyway otherwise there'd be no incentive to do that anyway. Snuggling is just as intimate, IMHO as well as foreplay.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2004-05-23 10:56am

Admiral Valdemar wrote:Hah, I was of course not being serious. Really, IB, you should know when I'm making a biological joke.

Oops.

. It's been a tiring weekend.

But you can't say sex isn't down to physical sensations anyway otherwise there'd be no incentive to do that anyway. Snuggling is just as intimate, IMHO as well as foreplay.

It's more then that, and the female orgasm, at least, as at least as much psychological (I believe there's a sizeable chunk of persykololology in the male O, too)

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-05-23 11:10am

InnerBrat wrote:
Oops. . It's been a tiring weekend.

Tell me about it. Yesterday I did a 2,000 word report on biofilms and then had to spend the other 9 hours in a bed with two girls watching TV with a giant stuffed duck. I need a holiday.

It's more then that, and the female orgasm, at least, as at least as much psychological (I believe there's a sizeable chunk of persykololology in the male O, too)

I find it's variable. Depending on who I'm with and who they are. If it's just a one-night stand, then it's fun and there isn't much to it, though it may evolve to something else. If it's my darling sweetheart who I've waited my life for, then it's obviously going to be a bit more special than a Pot Noodle and a wank affair. I do know of guys that see it as nothing more than fucking, but I don't expect them to contribute to humanity in the great scheme of things.

SAMAS · Post by **SAMAS** » 2004-05-24 01:58pm

It was getting long, and starting to repeat itself(man, that guy must like to hear himself talk!), So I didn't get all the way through it.

Good words, except for the parts where he tries to say they can do that because they're communists. That makes it like saying: "You can only get sexual freedom by giving up all your other ones!"

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2004-05-24 02:42pm

arrrgghhhh!

*whips out a Beretta and blows a half dozen 9 mm holes in the screen.

i'm as big a fan of cunnilingus as the next guy, but that format almost sent me into an epileptic seizure.

admiral_danielsben · Post by **admiral_danielsben** » 2004-05-24 03:32pm

Darth_Zod wrote:that thing gave me a headache to read. on the positive side it does seem like an almost good argument for moving to north korea. if it didn't involve giving up certain things i've become accustomed to.

... like food.

Sarevok · Post by **Sarevok** » 2004-05-25 12:30am

That website is too difficult to read. The North Koreas need to learn how to code HTML.

Comosicus · Post by **Comosicus** » 2004-05-25 06:20am

I should have learned not to click on every link displayed here.

MY EYES