Gunsmith Cats vs. GTA III

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-10-23 06:06am

Bounty Hunter's Rally Vincent and Minnie May Tompkins pursue a runner to Liberty City, While turning their fugitive in to the Police, someone jacks Rally's Cobra. Also Goldy from Gunsmith Cats deciedes she's going to take over Liberty Cities drug trade (No matter what the Columbians think). Ok, what happens next.

Things to remember about GSC verse
1. Rally loves two things Her car and her incredable collection of Firearms
2. Minnie is a pyromaniac Grende tossing demo expert, and former Prostitute.
3. Goldy is pure evil, and has an army of addicts that will do scuicide attacks for her. (That advanced in the Designer mind control drugs)
4. When attempting to take over an area's underworld, she usually targets family members of the ciminal family (Like say an only son or daughter, and makes THEM perform the scuicide mission)
5. Rally can stop a sniper with a .357 pistol, from way far away.....

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2002-10-23 06:25am

Boy...pitting them not only against the Player, but the whole city...
I say Rally is able to recover her Cobra, and take care of whoever jacked it. If it's at all damaged, she need not worry; the Spray 'n' Pay can take care of that for a thou.
As for whether or not Goldy can take on the drug trade...that's a good question. The Columbians, the Yakuza, the Leone Family, and the LCPD would all be after her, and GTA Man would be working for the highest bidder. It would be interesting to see if he'd work for her...I'm sure he wouldn't be too willing to get hopped up on her drug.
I'm not too sure what'd happen with her bid for power...I'll have to think about it.

Neko_Oni · Post by **Neko_Oni** » 2002-10-23 08:16am

I haven't played GTA III, but Rally Vincent is a seriously mean shot. From the two mangas I own, Bonnie and Clyde, and Return of Gray, she has:

Shot the firing pin out of a gun
Sniped the wheel of a car from serious distance
Shot out the ammo box of an artillery gun during a chase
As well as other numerous feats of shooting

Minnie May Hopkins can time grenades with excellent precision, twice she lands grenades under cars so that they explode under them. One was a semi-trailer. Not sure about the outcome but there'll be lead flying and rampant fanservice

Yogi · Post by **Yogi** » 2002-10-23 02:09pm

Rally Vincent alone is better than GTAIII guy will ever be. Adding in the rest is over kill.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-23 02:15pm

Neko_Oni wrote: Minnie May Hopkins can time grenades with excellent precision, twice she lands grenades under cars so that they explode under them. One was a semi-trailer. Not sure about the outcome but there'll be lead flying and rampant fanservice

That won't do shit to a Rhino....

Hotfoot · Post by **Hotfoot** » 2002-10-23 07:20pm

IG-88E wrote:
Neko_Oni wrote: Minnie May Hopkins can time grenades with excellent precision, twice she lands grenades under cars so that they explode under them. One was a semi-trailer. Not sure about the outcome but there'll be lead flying and rampant fanservice
That won't do shit to a Rhino....

Given Minnie May's knowledge of not just explosives, but demolitions in general, I'd assume she'd be able to whip up some molotov cocktails easily enough.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-23 08:23pm

I've tried that. It takes like, ten or twelve of the damn things to take out a Rhino. And that was while it was sitting there driverless, not coming after me like a possessed demon.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-10-23 08:53pm

Fuck moletov Cocktails she would just use an RC car full of Semtex, if it doesn't flip the rhino, ir will make large enough of a hole in the streat to stop one.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-23 08:55pm

This is all assuming the GTA3 guy doesn't use the cannon right off the bat...

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-10-23 09:18pm

Which is also assuming that Minnie didn't rig the C4 or Semtex into the RHINO, with a remote detonation switch. She's rigged an ATF survalance van (While it was occupied).

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-23 09:25pm

The guy's had experience with rigged cars....

Hotfoot · Post by **Hotfoot** » 2002-10-23 09:47pm

IG-88E wrote:I've tried that. It takes like, ten or twelve of the damn things to take out a Rhino. And that was while it was sitting there driverless, not coming after me like a possessed demon.

Erm, I've done it with 3, and that's WITH the tank coming after me like a possessed demon. Or at least trying to.

It's a Damage Over Time weapon. Three dead on Molotovs will usually do in a Tank. Much like three bursts from a flamethrower.

RayCav of ASVS · Post by **RayCav of ASVS** » 2002-10-23 10:23pm

The two girls own LC and have much sex...with each other

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-10-23 10:50pm

Even though they are Anime/Manga. They are BOTH straight, Goldy the villian isn't though (She has even once kidnapped and tried to Break Rally). Minnie is only 17 but looks like she's 14 (No problem her much older Boyfriend has a Lolita complex), Rally is 19 and the daughter of a Burned Undercover Cop, turned Currupt Undercover Cop, Turned Hitman (And is now Goldy's answer to the Guy from GTA).

Rally has an On again off again thing with a Chicago PD Captain, and with Uber-wheelman Bean Bandit.

consequences · Post by **consequences** » 2002-10-24 12:42am

Since most of us seem to be in basic agreement, Rally vs. Max Payne anyone?

GrandMasterTerwynn · Post by **GrandMasterTerwynn** » 2002-10-24 01:04am

RayCav of ASVS wrote:The two girls own LC and have much sex...with each other :D

::Fwap:: Down boy! They're both straight!

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-10-24 01:10am

Yes, but I mentioned the Goldy Kidnapping incident so now Ray Cav will go searching through all the GSC back issues to find the two issues where Goldy tried to break Rally.

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2002-10-24 01:54am

Hmm Rally and the Player start a relationship

maybe with Minnie May as well

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-10-24 02:22am

GrandMasterTerwynn wrote:
RayCav of ASVS wrote:The two girls own LC and have much sex...with each other
::Fwap:: Down boy! They're both straight!

Damn! Now where will i find Gunsmith Cats...

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-10-24 02:35am

Available in the US curtesy of Dark Horse Comics.

Ok Here's your more specific link:
http://www.darkhorse.com/products/serie ... smith-Cats

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-10-24 02:37am

Ok. For Evil Sadistic Bastard & Ray Cav

Here's the link to the six issues where Goldy Tries to break Rally
http://www.darkhorse.com/products/pg_pr ... index.html

Evil Sadistic Bastard · Post by **Evil Sadistic Bastard** » 2002-10-24 02:43am

Thank you oh great Yosemite Bear... When i rise to power as the Hentai Tentacle Demon you shall not be forgotten...

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-10-24 03:00am

No problem, I keep running web searches for Ray cav, and others.