GW is the bestest prezident since General Patton

Hamel · Post by **Hamel** » 2004-05-23 05:03pm

aaahh....ahhhh.. BEEFCAKE

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2004-05-23 05:17pm

ROTFLMMFGDQQAO!!!!

The typos are charming!!!

<== LOL!

Post by **fgalkin** » 2004-05-23 05:24pm

This is a parody site, right?

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2004-05-23 05:27pm

fgalkin wrote:This is a parody site, right?

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

I think so, although I'd find it vaguely even more hilarious if it were real. A glimpse into the mental processes of the Average Mark 1 Mod 0 Bushie...

The Aliens · Post by **The Aliens** » 2004-05-23 05:48pm

I hope it's a parody, but I'm not sure. I think the 12 year old writing style shows that it's not real- after all, what 12 year old would make a site like that?

Tatterdemalion · Post by **Tatterdemalion** » 2004-05-23 06:07pm

Yeah, not to mention that some of his reasons either contradict themselves or make themselves look bad. Not even a 12 year old argues that badly.

Tatterdemalion · Post by **Tatterdemalion** » 2004-05-23 06:13pm

Yup, it's a parody: Look at his "who is the biggest traitor?" poll:

Strom Thurmond: I used to really like Strom Thurmond but lately he hasn’t been on TV at all supporting George W. I know for sure he hasn’t said anything good about the LIBERAL John Kerry (I would have heard about that) but its still rediculous that he isn’t publicly supporting George Bush.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-05-23 06:18pm

Tatterdemalion wrote:Yeah, not to mention that some of his reasons either contradict themselves or make themselves look bad. Not even a 12 year old argues that badly.

I take it you haven't had the joy of debating Stewart Davies.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-05-23 06:45pm

Tatterdemalion wrote:Yeah, not to mention that some of his reasons either contradict themselves or make themselves look bad. Not even a 12 year old argues that badly.

given some of the trolls there's been on here i wouldn't be so sure. i've seen someone claiming to be in their late twenties before that couldn't hope to form a cognizant, rational argument if his life depended upon it.

Cosmic Average · Post by **Cosmic Average** » 2004-05-23 06:50pm

It's a hilariously funny parody. I mean, look at the Political Cartoon.

Plus, from his list of 'Good Things About Dubya':

George W. Bush is pro-life (which means he doesn’t like abortions) and will vote in congress to stop them from ever happening. God says to make all human life precious and the killing of any life (like in abortion) is against God’s law.

George W uphoalds the death penilty and will execute men who break laws.

Notice that they're right next to each other?

Tatterdemalion · Post by **Tatterdemalion** » 2004-05-23 06:58pm

aerius wrote: I take it you haven't had the joy of debating Stewart Davies.

I stand corrected.

Oh, and don't worry about the screaming noise, that's just my faith in humanity taking the plunge through all nine levels of hell (and recieving a complimentary skin flaying on the side).

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2004-05-23 08:14pm

Tatterdemalion wrote:Yup, it's a parody: Look at his "who is the biggest traitor?" poll:

Strom Thurmond: I used to really like Strom Thurmond but lately he hasn’t been on TV at all supporting George W. I know for sure he hasn’t said anything good about the LIBERAL John Kerry (I would have heard about that) but its still rediculous that he isn’t publicly supporting George Bush.

Naturally he got my vote, that vigorous TRAITOR!!!

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2004-05-23 08:31pm

John Kerry went to Yale College. Yale College is somewhere in Masachusets and only educates LIBERALS.

I support George W completely, even thogh I am not a registered voter. (voting is for fags!) But I still want to give him my support and encorage others to do the same.

My hobies include dirt biking, going to strip clubs, hunting, and going to church. Yes! I am a complete Christian!!!

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-05-23 08:40pm

Parody-ical or not, that's pretty fucked up.

Bob McDob · Post by **Bob McDob** » 2004-05-23 08:47pm

The Aliens wrote:I hope it's a parody, but I'm not sure. I think the 12 year old writing style shows that it's not real- after all, what 12 year old would make a site like that?

Au contrair, traitorous dog!

My name is Jake Michaels and I live in Farmington, Missouri. I am twenty three and have been following George W. Bush ever since he won his first presidential election in 1988. He is my hero because he doesn’t let the liberals take over the government and stop us from having a good way of life in America.

I like the Dick Clark one the best:

In March a stupid man named Richard Clark (also called Dick Clark) went to the 9/11 hearings and said President Bush wasn’t fighting terrorism. Even though we have attached Afghanistan and Iraq and have arrested thousands of arabs (terrorists) in America!!! On Fox News they tell you that Dick Clark worked for president Regan, George W Bush’s first four years as president, Clinton, and again for Bush, but they don’t tell you about what he did before that.

It was incredible the things I found on my own about Dick Clark. If you think he is a serious and trustworthy person YOU ARE WRONG. Look at what I found. If you do a search in AskJeeves for “Who is Dick Clark?” you find out a bunch of really scarry stuff! Here’s just a LITTLE about what I found.

In 1956 he was the host of a TV show called American Bandstand. A show where music groups of the fiftys would sing and dance. The show was kinda like American Idol and Dick Clark was kinda like Ryan Seecrest.

After that he was the host of a GAME SHOW called Ten Thousand Dollar Pyramid. A GAME SHOW!!!

He has also been on shows like “TV’s Bloopers and Practical Jokes” , “Dick Clark’s New Years Rocking Eve” and “The Other Half”.

How can we trust someone like this about national security?!!?

I also like how Batman is beating out Condi Rice (by a landslide!) in the "Replace Dick Cheney" poll

Boyish-Tigerlilly · Post by **Boyish-Tigerlilly** » 2004-05-25 03:39am

George W. Bush is pro-life (which means he doesn’t like abortions) and will vote in congress to stop them from ever happening. God says to make all human life precious and the killing of any life (like in abortion) is against God’s law.

George W uphoalds the death penilty and will execute men who break laws.

THese two go togther really well