I'm applying for the job of Liverpool FC manager

Sothis · Post by **Sothis** » 2004-05-24 01:45pm

Now that Houlier has finally left, and with the club likely to receive a substantial cash boost soon, I figure I can't do any worse than Houlier did toward the end.

But why should I apply? Well, extensive experience on managerial sims as Liverpool manager have given a great deal of potential experience, though admittedly the lack of a save game feature will make things more interesting. I am confident though, that I can guide the team to glory, by methods tried and tested on manager games- such as, investing in a youth system to track down and sign the best of local and global young talent, and nuturing that talent by having first-team players act as mentors. Older players would get phased out over a period of years, IE, replacing one or two players each season, rather than waiting for the whole team to be on the brink of retiring.

It is upon that basis that I shall submit an application.

The Aliens · Post by **The Aliens** » 2004-05-24 02:21pm

It's liek applying to be a pilot because you play flight simulator a lot. I think it's a brilliant idea, but if you even hear back from them (acceptance or denial) I'll be absolutely stunned. Somebody will read it, have a chuckle, and into the bin it goes. Well, I wish you luck.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-05-24 02:57pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*Breath*

AHAHAHAHAHA!

Good luck, buy me a Ferrari when you're in, I could do with that pocket change.

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2004-05-24 03:07pm

And why not? Bring in some of the SDNet crowd, should bamboozle the players when their small and suspiciously green team doctor begins to prescribe anal sex before every game... and the things they'll do with the half time oranges... it brings tears to the eyes.

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2004-05-24 03:09pm

I bet you're all Man U or Arsenal fans....

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2004-05-24 03:11pm

Dorsk 81 wrote:I bet you're all Man U or Arsenal fans....

You'd lose your money.

My team ain't seen the premier league since 1997... and we beat Man U when we did... stupid buggers, field a B-team will you?

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2004-05-24 03:21pm

My teams never seen the premiership.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-05-24 03:30pm

My dad's a Scouser, so no, I'm an LFC fan. By LFC, I don't mean that shite Leeds club either.

Houllier started off good, but it went downhill ages ago. He's just not pulling his weight.

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2004-05-24 03:31pm

I thought all Scousers supported everton?

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-05-24 03:33pm

Zac Naloen wrote:I thought all Scousers supported everton?

Only the stupid ones.

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2004-05-24 04:30pm

pfffff ! If Champ manager was a valid way to get into fotball management i'd be the England coach right now and Newcastle would have won the premiership 3 years straight!