Non venting about women and worshipping

OT: anything goes!

Moderator: Edi

Post Reply
User avatar
Sarevok
The Fearless One
Posts: 10681
Joined: 2002-12-24 07:29am
Location: The Covenants last and final line of defense

Post by Sarevok »

Shroom Man 777 wrote:CHRISTINA AGUILIERA!!!!

*starts running....fast*
Heathen !!!
I have to tell you something everything I wrote above is a lie.
Top
User avatar
Chardok
GET THE FUCK OFF MY OBSTACLE!
Posts: 8488
Joined: 2003-08-12 09:49am
Location: San Antonio

Post by Chardok »

Mila Jojovich is ridiculously gorgeous. But Bjork? I mean....Bjork? No, man, just...no... she looks like the result of an unholy union between a Gelfling and Jennifer Tilly.

Look at the pictures, seriously. I'm right. I don't get any righter. None have ever experienced the level of rightness which I have here achieved. I am Correct personified. The air I breathe is lie and my Carbon Dioxide is truth. My solid excrement Reeks of truth and my Urine washes away untrueness. So it is written, so shall it be done.
Image
Top
User avatar
Spanky The Dolphin
Mammy Two-Shoes
Posts: 30776
Joined: 2002-07-05 05:45pm
Location: Reykjavík, Iceland (not really)

Post by Spanky The Dolphin »

Well I like her a lot, so you can take your notion of rightness and make a new hat out of your ass. :P
Image
I believe in a sign of Zeta.

[BOTM|WG|JL|Mecha Maniacs|Pax Cybertronia|Veteran of the Psychic Wars|Eva Expert]

"And besides, who cares if a monster destroys Australia?"
Top
User avatar
Chardok
GET THE FUCK OFF MY OBSTACLE!
Posts: 8488
Joined: 2003-08-12 09:49am
Location: San Antonio

Post by Chardok »

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Well I like her a lot, so you can take your notion of rightness and make a new hat out of your ass. :P
:wink:
Image
Top
User avatar
Sarevok
The Fearless One
Posts: 10681
Joined: 2002-12-24 07:29am
Location: The Covenants last and final line of defense

Post by Sarevok »

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Well I like her a lot, so you can take your notion of rightness and make a new hat out of your ass. :P
Hehe :D .
I have to tell you something everything I wrote above is a lie.
Top
User avatar
Peregrin Toker
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 8609
Joined: 2002-07-04 10:57am
Location: Denmark
Contact:
Contact Peregrin Toker

Post by Peregrin Toker »

Chardok wrote:Mila Jojovich is ridiculously gorgeous. But Bjork? I mean....Bjork? No, man, just...no... she looks like the result of an unholy union between a Gelfling and Jennifer Tilly.
I was about to say that Björk looks like a Grey, but that would probably get me into one hell of a flamewar...
"Hi there, would you like to have a cookie?"

"No, actually I would HATE to have a cookie, you vapid waste of inedible flesh!"
Top
User avatar
Shroom Man 777
FUCKING DICK-STABBER!
Posts: 21222
Joined: 2003-05-11 08:39am
Location: Bleeding breasts and stabbing dicks since 2003
Contact:
Contact Shroom Man 777

Post by Shroom Man 777 »

evilcat4000 wrote:Heathen !!!
YOU are a heathen. Christina looks like a slut, I want a slut, Christina is a slut, see? I'm using logic, you are a troll!

:lol:
Image "DO YOU WORSHIP HOMOSEXUALS?" - Curtis Saxton (source)
shroom is a lovely boy and i wont hear a bad word against him - LUSY-CHAN!
Shit! Man, I didn't think of that! It took Shroom to properly interpret the screams of dying people :D - PeZook
Shroom, I read out the stuff you write about us. You are an endless supply of morale down here. :p - an OWS street medic
Pink Sugar Heart Attack!
Top
User avatar
Peregrin Toker
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 8609
Joined: 2002-07-04 10:57am
Location: Denmark
Contact:
Contact Peregrin Toker

Post by Peregrin Toker »

Shroom Man 777 wrote:
evilcat4000 wrote:Heathen !!!
YOU are a heathen. Christina looks like a slut, I want a slut, Christina is a slut, see? I'm using logic, you are a troll!

:lol:
"Only on SD.Net will you find two people assaulting each other in an argument over a woman's breasts." - Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman
"Hi there, would you like to have a cookie?"

"No, actually I would HATE to have a cookie, you vapid waste of inedible flesh!"
Top
User avatar
Peregrin Toker
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 8609
Joined: 2002-07-04 10:57am
Location: Denmark
Contact:
Contact Peregrin Toker

Post by Peregrin Toker »

BTW, Shroom, as much as we can criticize your taste in women, at least you're honest about what you want. :wink:
"Hi there, would you like to have a cookie?"

"No, actually I would HATE to have a cookie, you vapid waste of inedible flesh!"
Top
User avatar
Shroom Man 777
FUCKING DICK-STABBER!
Posts: 21222
Joined: 2003-05-11 08:39am
Location: Bleeding breasts and stabbing dicks since 2003
Contact:
Contact Shroom Man 777

Post by Shroom Man 777 »

Rebecca Romijn Stamos is one hot bitch too, y'know. Tits, legs, waist, ass, face, hair...mmmm...
Image "DO YOU WORSHIP HOMOSEXUALS?" - Curtis Saxton (source)
shroom is a lovely boy and i wont hear a bad word against him - LUSY-CHAN!
Shit! Man, I didn't think of that! It took Shroom to properly interpret the screams of dying people :D - PeZook
Shroom, I read out the stuff you write about us. You are an endless supply of morale down here. :p - an OWS street medic
Pink Sugar Heart Attack!
Top
User avatar
YT300000
Sith'ari
Posts: 6528
Joined: 2003-05-20 12:49pm
Location: Calgary, Canada
Contact:
Contact YT300000

Post by YT300000 »

Shroom Man 777 wrote:Rebecca Romijn Stamos is one hot bitch too, y'know. Tits, legs, waist, ass, face, hair...mmmm...
Just Romijn now, actually. She divorced Stamos a few months ago. (hint, hint) :wink:
Name changes are for people who wear women's clothes. - Zuul

Wow. It took me a good minute to remember I didn't have testicles. -xBlackFlash

Are you sure this isn't like that time Michael Jackson stopped by your house so he could use the bathroom? - Superman
Top
User avatar
Zaia
Inamorata
Posts: 13983
Joined: 2002-10-23 03:04am
Location: Londontowne

Post by Zaia »

I thought they just were seperated...?
"On the infrequent occasions when I have been called upon in a formal place to play the bongo drums, the introducer never seems to find it necessary to mention that I also do theoretical physics." -Richard Feynman
Top
User avatar
YT300000
Sith'ari
Posts: 6528
Joined: 2003-05-20 12:49pm
Location: Calgary, Canada
Contact:
Contact YT300000

Post by YT300000 »

Zaia wrote:I thought they just were seperated...?
Fine, one month ago. Near irrelevant things like the Olsen twin's age, thrown at me by tabloid rags tend to fade in my memory.

At any rate, about Romijn, its the same net effect whether she was divorced yesterday or last year. :)
Name changes are for people who wear women's clothes. - Zuul

Wow. It took me a good minute to remember I didn't have testicles. -xBlackFlash

Are you sure this isn't like that time Michael Jackson stopped by your house so he could use the bathroom? - Superman
Top
User avatar
Spanky The Dolphin
Mammy Two-Shoes
Posts: 30776
Joined: 2002-07-05 05:45pm
Location: Reykjavík, Iceland (not really)

Post by Spanky The Dolphin »

Peregrin Toker wrote:
Chardok wrote:Mila Jojovich is ridiculously gorgeous. But Bjork? I mean....Bjork? No, man, just...no... she looks like the result of an unholy union between a Gelfling and Jennifer Tilly.
I was about to say that Björk looks like a Grey, but that would probably get me into one hell of a flamewar...
Two things, Simon:

1. No, she doesn't.

2. God, you can be such a dork.

:P
Image
I believe in a sign of Zeta.

[BOTM|WG|JL|Mecha Maniacs|Pax Cybertronia|Veteran of the Psychic Wars|Eva Expert]

"And besides, who cares if a monster destroys Australia?"
Top
User avatar
Peregrin Toker
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 8609
Joined: 2002-07-04 10:57am
Location: Denmark
Contact:
Contact Peregrin Toker

Post by Peregrin Toker »

Spanky The Dolphin wrote: Two things, Simon:

1. No, she doesn't.

2. God, you can be such a dork.

:P
That's it?


Anyway, on a related subject, has anyone noticed that Fighter Of Foo now has her own cult? :mrgreen:
"Hi there, would you like to have a cookie?"

"No, actually I would HATE to have a cookie, you vapid waste of inedible flesh!"
Top
User avatar
Shroom Man 777
FUCKING DICK-STABBER!
Posts: 21222
Joined: 2003-05-11 08:39am
Location: Bleeding breasts and stabbing dicks since 2003
Contact:
Contact Shroom Man 777

Post by Shroom Man 777 »

Famke Jassen is fucking hot! Mmmm....
Image "DO YOU WORSHIP HOMOSEXUALS?" - Curtis Saxton (source)
shroom is a lovely boy and i wont hear a bad word against him - LUSY-CHAN!
Shit! Man, I didn't think of that! It took Shroom to properly interpret the screams of dying people :D - PeZook
Shroom, I read out the stuff you write about us. You are an endless supply of morale down here. :p - an OWS street medic
Pink Sugar Heart Attack!
Top
User avatar
Sarevok
The Fearless One
Posts: 10681
Joined: 2002-12-24 07:29am
Location: The Covenants last and final line of defense

Post by Sarevok »

Shroom Man 777 wrote:Famke Jassen is fucking hot! Mmmm....
I concur. She was very beutiful in X-Men. She also appeared in a Star Trek episode once.
I have to tell you something everything I wrote above is a lie.
Top
User avatar
Shroom Man 777
FUCKING DICK-STABBER!
Posts: 21222
Joined: 2003-05-11 08:39am
Location: Bleeding breasts and stabbing dicks since 2003
Contact:
Contact Shroom Man 777

Post by Shroom Man 777 »

She was fucking hot in Goldeneye. She was one hot bitch...mmm...Xenia Onatopp...mmm...
Image "DO YOU WORSHIP HOMOSEXUALS?" - Curtis Saxton (source)
shroom is a lovely boy and i wont hear a bad word against him - LUSY-CHAN!
Shit! Man, I didn't think of that! It took Shroom to properly interpret the screams of dying people :D - PeZook
Shroom, I read out the stuff you write about us. You are an endless supply of morale down here. :p - an OWS street medic
Pink Sugar Heart Attack!
Top
User avatar
Spanky The Dolphin
Mammy Two-Shoes
Posts: 30776
Joined: 2002-07-05 05:45pm
Location: Reykjavík, Iceland (not really)

Post by Spanky The Dolphin »

I really liked her in "The Perfect Mate" (that TNG she was in). She was really cute and had such a warm personality. Episode itself was only so-so, though.
Image
I believe in a sign of Zeta.

[BOTM|WG|JL|Mecha Maniacs|Pax Cybertronia|Veteran of the Psychic Wars|Eva Expert]

"And besides, who cares if a monster destroys Australia?"
Top
User avatar
Keevan_Colton
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 10355
Joined: 2002-12-30 08:57pm
Location: In the Land of Logic and Reason, two doors down from Lilliput and across the road from Atlantis...
Contact:
Contact Keevan_Colton

Post by Keevan_Colton »

This isnt HoS material...going up.
"Prodesse Non Nocere."
"It's all about popularity really, if your invisible friend that tells you to invade places is called Napoleon, you're a loony, if he's called Jesus then you're the president."
"I'd drive more people insane, but I'd have to double back and pick them up first..."
"All it takes for bullshit to thrive is for rational men to do nothing." - Kevin Farrell, B.A. Journalism.
BOTM - EBC - Horseman - G&C - Vampire
Top
Companion Cube
Biozeminade!
Posts: 3874
Joined: 2003-02-02 04:29pm
Location: what did you doooooo щ(ﾟДﾟщ)

Post by Companion Cube »

Keevan_Colton wrote:This isnt HoS material...going up.
That's something I thought i'd never read. :)
And when I'm sad, you're a clown
And if I get scared, you're always a clown
Top
Post Reply

Return to “Off-Topic”