Bear Thingy at Zoo

Boyish-Tigerlilly · Post by **Boyish-Tigerlilly** » 2004-05-25 02:23pm

I am sorry. I don't know if someone posted this already. I tried to look for it.

This is kinda...odd. Bear bites off woman's arm at private zoo. That was weird, but the advertisement at the top of this was even weirder.

WarOnHunger.com....

Dressed link

minus the +

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-05-25 02:27pm

Gah! Dress thy links, young one, else face the wrath of those that dislike side-scrolling.

As for the article: HAR-FUCKING-HAR!

Daft moo, doing something stupid like that. "Hey, for an encore, let's go and swim in the Great White aquarium whilst wearing a meat platter!".

Boyish-Tigerlilly · Post by **Boyish-Tigerlilly** » 2004-05-25 02:39pm

Oops. I will read the dressing section. Missed it.

Yea. I thought it was kinda sad..but they placed it badly under a totally wrong ad.

WEEDSPORT, N.Y. (AP) - A woman lost part of her arm when she reached into the cage of two Chinese Himalayan bears. Brooke Bessette, 22, was able to free herself after being grabbed by one of the bears Sunday, but suffered severe injuries to her lower arm, Cayuga County Sheriff Robert Outhouse said.

WTF would someone reach into a bear cage....

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2004-05-25 03:12pm

"Darwin Award Honorable Mention"

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2004-05-25 03:13pm

That bear has obviously been under a lot of stress and has become a man-eater, and should be put down.[/Axis Kast]

Bob the Gunslinger · Post by **Bob the Gunslinger** » 2004-05-25 06:09pm

Don't bears often get a taste for human flesh and then learn to eat humans? This bear probably is a maneater, now.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2004-05-25 09:03pm

Bob the Gunslinger wrote:Don't bears often get a taste for human flesh and then learn to eat humans? This bear probably is a maneater, now.

He's probably just stressed. Put him on Zoloft and send him to Siesta Key for a month and he'll be fine.

Teradoc · Post by **Teradoc** » 2004-05-26 02:08am

Serves her right for being stupid enough to stick her arm into a bear cage.

...We should take her to Sea World and see if she'll swim with the sharks...in blood soaked clothing, that way rid the world of her incompetence

Saberslash · Post by **Saberslash** » 2004-05-26 08:53am

That was pretty funny. I agree, let her swim with the sharks