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an awesome company
After examining well-known trends in Internet and business traffic, LL Media decided it would be sensible and appreciated to offer all of its employees free subscriptions to Internet pornography.
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Hah! I'd like to see how this progresses.
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damn. i'm moving to norway!
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Wonder if they need a receptionist/administrator.

In all serriousness i think it's a great idea. A company with fringe benefits likt this are gonna have a very happy workforce.
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This coming from Lucifer's right hand. :twisted:
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Darth_Zod wrote:damn. i'm moving to norway!
You do that:
An IT company in Nordjylland, Denmark has introduced a novel program to keep employees satisfied
I am heading towards Denmark ;)
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Now if they can just start offering free prostitutes...
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Faram wrote:
Darth_Zod wrote:damn. i'm moving to norway!
You do that:
An IT company in Nordjylland, Denmark has introduced a novel program to keep employees satisfied
I am heading towards Denmark ;)
feh. norway, denmark, same difference. :P
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Darth_Zod wrote:feh. norway, denmark, same difference. :P
Nope!

Say after me

Denmark has Beer

Norway has Oil

I prefer free porn and beer!
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Cool. Too bad that'll never happen here.
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duuuuuuuude. :)
I'd love to see Shrubby's reaction to this. Or any attempt to do the same over here.
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