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Free porn for employees
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Hah! I'd like to see how this progresses.
Who's the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him? -Obi-Wan Kenobi
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"In the unlikely event that someone comes here, hates everything we stand for, and then donates a big chunk of money anyway, I will thank him for his stupidity." -Darth Wong, Lord of the Sith
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This coming from Lucifer's right hand.
WE, however, do meddle in the affairs of others.
What part of [ ,, N() ] don't you understand?
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Mr Golgotha, Ms Scheck, we're running low on skin. I suggest you harvest another lesbian!
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You do that:Darth_Zod wrote:damn. i'm moving to norway!
I am heading towards DenmarkAn IT company in Nordjylland, Denmark has introduced a novel program to keep employees satisfied
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"Either God wants to abolish evil, and cannot; or he can, but does not want to. ... If he wants to, but cannot, he is impotent. If he can, but does not want to, he is wicked. ... If, as they say, God can abolish evil, and God really wants to do it, why is there evil in the world?" -Epicurus
Fear is the mother of all gods.
Nature does all things spontaneously, by herself, without the meddling of the gods. -Lucretius
"Either God wants to abolish evil, and cannot; or he can, but does not want to. ... If he wants to, but cannot, he is impotent. If he can, but does not want to, he is wicked. ... If, as they say, God can abolish evil, and God really wants to do it, why is there evil in the world?" -Epicurus
Fear is the mother of all gods.
Nature does all things spontaneously, by herself, without the meddling of the gods. -Lucretius
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feh. norway, denmark, same difference.Faram wrote:You do that:Darth_Zod wrote:damn. i'm moving to norway!
I am heading towards DenmarkAn IT company in Nordjylland, Denmark has introduced a novel program to keep employees satisfied
"It's you Americans. There's something about nipples you hate. If this were Germany, we'd be romping around naked on the stage here."
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Nope!Darth_Zod wrote:feh. norway, denmark, same difference.
Say after me
Denmark has Beer
Norway has Oil
I prefer free porn and beer!
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"Either God wants to abolish evil, and cannot; or he can, but does not want to. ... If he wants to, but cannot, he is impotent. If he can, but does not want to, he is wicked. ... If, as they say, God can abolish evil, and God really wants to do it, why is there evil in the world?" -Epicurus
Fear is the mother of all gods.
Nature does all things spontaneously, by herself, without the meddling of the gods. -Lucretius
"Either God wants to abolish evil, and cannot; or he can, but does not want to. ... If he wants to, but cannot, he is impotent. If he can, but does not want to, he is wicked. ... If, as they say, God can abolish evil, and God really wants to do it, why is there evil in the world?" -Epicurus
Fear is the mother of all gods.
Nature does all things spontaneously, by herself, without the meddling of the gods. -Lucretius
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Cool. Too bad that'll never happen here.
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Secularism—since AD 80
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Lore Monkey | the Pichu-master™
Secularism—since AD 80
Av: Elika; Prince of Persia