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Damn cool.

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THIS is MY boom stick.

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Imaging how many red shirts you could cut down with this thing.
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Holy Sheep Dip :shock:
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Yeah.

Fuck the rail gun, I show those quake-monkeys something to fear.
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Is it availible in "Travel Size"?
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anarchistbunny wrote:Yeah.

Fuck the rail gun, I show those quake-monkeys something to fear.
How are you going to carry it around?
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Simple, put it one one of those things that allows you to push the TV into the dinning room for holidays.
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Crayz9000 wrote:
anarchistbunny wrote:Yeah.

Fuck the rail gun, I show those quake-monkeys something to fear.
How are you going to carry it around?

Maybe it folds up.
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I want one, and then I'll visit the telemarketers who call at diner time. :twisted:
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Okay, we have 30,000 rounds, lets start her up!

*WHIR*
*WHAM*

Dude, we're out of ammo?! But I only held down the trigger forhalf a second?!

The problems with gatling guns/miniguns/chainguns.
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Hell with that thing... give me an HK OICW and Mk 23 OHWS anytime.
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"THIS is MY boom stick."

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Does it also come in 12.7MM?
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Does it also come in 12.7MM?
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We could have fun with this in the JW thread. :lol:
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David wrote:
Crayz9000 wrote:
anarchistbunny wrote:Yeah.

Fuck the rail gun, I show those quake-monkeys something to fear.
How are you going to carry it around?

Maybe it folds up.
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[quote="Singuler Quartet"]Okay, we have 30,000 rounds, lets start her up!

*WHIR*
[size=24]*WHAM*[/size]

Dude, we're out of ammo?! But I only held down the trigger forhalf a second?!

The problems with gatling guns/miniguns/chainguns.[/quote]

Yeah maybe, but when Captain Cole Slaw has turned a squad of troops into the tasty side dish that is his namesake, who really cares?
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What kind of gun nut would build such a thing!?!? :shock:
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Society is probably better off not knowing...
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VF5SS wrote:What kind of gun nut would build such a thing!?!? :shock:


They probably live in the foothills of Tenessee.
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I wonder what happened to the AH-1 Cobra they got that top mini-gun off of...
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No, if a redneck built that, it would be 500 shotguns duct taped together, with a string attatched to all the triggers, so if you pull one, you pull all 500.
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Sounds like a plan



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Just put it on a hover cart and push it around the decks of the Enterprise.

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Mr. B wrote:Just put it on a hover cart and push it around the decks of the Enterprise.

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Then you wouldn't even need to push it -- the recoil would probably be enough to drive you backwards. :D
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