Better than sex?

Ubiquitous · Post by **Ubiquitous** » 2004-05-27 03:22pm

What non-sexual things do you find are better than sex?

Personally, the day I got my AS-level exam results, after they had been delayed for a week because I was on holiday, and finding them to be well above expectations, put me on a high for so long that no woman has ever been able to replicate for me.

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2004-05-27 03:23pm

ALI_G wrote:What non-sexual things do you find are better than sex?

Personally, the day I got my AS-level exam results, after they had been delayed for a week because I was on holiday, and finding them to be well above expectations, put me on a high for so long that no woman has ever been able to replicate for me.

Let me be the first to say you've obviously been hanging around the wrong fucking women.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2004-05-27 03:30pm

Nothing I've ever done personally. I have it on good authority, though, that crack and heroin both are, at least the first time you use them.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-05-27 03:30pm

The only thing better than sex in my experience is the orgasm one gets from vigorous sex. The next best thing I've had was when I got my university acceptance letter complete with a scholarship, and I laughed at my parents and went "Hah! I'll never get anywhere in life huh? What were you saying about me dropping out of school to become a garbageman? Can you read what this says?" Quite fun rubbing it in their faces because for the past 10 years they'd been saying that I'd go nowhere in life with my marks & work ethic, and that I might as well drop out of school to be a trademan of some sort. Satisfying as it was, it still wasn't quite as good as sex.

Ubiquitous · Post by **Ubiquitous** » 2004-05-27 03:34pm

Being at Uni exposes me to all types of women, but let me assure you that that day when I got my exam results was the best ever.

aerius - yeah I can relate to your experience in mine. It wasn't the fact that I got good grades, but the fact that the teachers at college wrote me off as a lost cause and instead focused on the pupils who were already the best at everything as they were easier to teach.

Getting better grades than them was perfect.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2004-05-27 03:36pm

Most of my female friends agree on this.

My double chocolate cheesecake. Described creatively by my friend Suzy as "Ooh, this is what an orgasm tastes like!"

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-05-27 03:39pm

you mean to say that there's actually things better than sex? eh, i haven't encountered any yet. some that've come almost close (most notably incredibly good food), but nothing nearly as good.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2004-05-27 03:49pm

Simple things, like hearing the national anthem played by my schools orchestra and sung by the choir. at my graduation..

Listening to Bach while looking at Hubble pics

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2004-05-27 04:00pm

I want some of that cheesecake.......... *drool*

Knife · Post by **Knife** » 2004-05-27 04:09pm

Some times taking a piss when you've been holding it a L-O-N-G time is as good as sex, but not better.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2004-05-27 04:26pm

Laughing really hard, like so hard you worry if you'll die or not, and you end up hurting.

Vendetta · Post by **Vendetta** » 2004-05-27 05:05pm

RedImperator wrote:Nothing I've ever done personally. I have it on good authority, though, that crack and heroin both are, at least the first time you use them.

Heroin makes you sick the first time you use it, once you're a little more used to shooting the shit into your veins, and your body's a little more used to the effects, you start feeling the high.

In that respect it's like alcohol, first time you get blown out is actually fairly shitty all round

It's bad shit, and no-one should touch it, and sex really is better.

The only thing better than sex is more sex.

Gil Hamilton wrote:"Ooh, this is what an orgasm tastes like!"

Believe it. Chocolate triggers the same patterns of endorphin release as sex.

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2004-05-27 05:28pm

Knife wrote:Some times taking a piss when you've been holding it a L-O-N-G time is as good as sex, but not better.

Downing 6 beers and then pissing is basically the poor man's orgasm.

One thing I have heard is that having sex when you've taken ecstasy is supposedly mind-blowing.

Saurencaerthai · Post by **Saurencaerthai** » 2004-05-27 05:36pm

Durandal wrote:
Knife wrote:Some times taking a piss when you've been holding it a L-O-N-G time is as good as sex, but not better.
Downing 6 beers and then pissing is basically the poor man's orgasm.

One thing I have heard is that having sex when you've taken ecstasy is supposedly mind-blowing.

I have actually "heard" that marijuana also does this, as it can intensify one's senses.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2004-05-27 05:43pm

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-05-27 05:54pm

Rye wrote:Laughing really hard, like so hard you worry if you'll die or not, and you end up hurting.

Seconded.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2004-05-27 06:15pm

Vendetta wrote:
RedImperator wrote:Nothing I've ever done personally. I have it on good authority, though, that crack and heroin both are, at least the first time you use them.
Heroin makes you sick the first time you use it, once you're a little more used to shooting the shit into your veins, and your body's a little more used to the effects, you start feeling the high.

In that respect it's like alcohol, first time you get blown out is actually fairly shitty all round

I've heard that. Some people react pretty badly to opiates--I know people who can't take coedine based cough syrup, for example, and a few oxycontin addicts I know basically had stomach flu symptoms for months at a time.

Some definitely don't, though. The way heroin lights up your pleasure receptors, I can believe it feels better than an orgasm.

It's bad shit, and no-one should touch it, and sex really is better.

I'm certainly not recommending heroin even if it is better than sex. Nor crack. Especially not crack.

Especially not crack.

The only thing better than sex is more sex.

I'm in favor of more sex.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2004-05-27 06:19pm

Vendetta wrote:Believe it. Chocolate triggers the same patterns of endorphin release as sex.

I know, chocolate is a cocktail of psychotropic chemicals that trigger various effects, most of which are happy. That's why it's so effective as a Weapon of Mass Seduction.

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2004-05-27 06:56pm

Gil Hamilton wrote:
Vendetta wrote:Believe it. Chocolate triggers the same patterns of endorphin release as sex.
I know, chocolate is a cocktail of psychotropic chemicals that trigger various effects, most of which are happy. That's why it's so effective as a Weapon of Mass Seduction.

And it's the PMSing Woman's Best Friend.

Now GIMME!!!

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2004-05-27 07:01pm

LadyTevar wrote:And it's the PMSing Woman's Best Friend.

Now GIMME!!!

I wasn't going to mention it, but the double chocolate cheesecake is very much the PMSing Woman's Best Friend. I know this from actual experience with some of my friends.

I need to get the transporter installed on my computer, because I'd love to send you a slice.

The Third Man · Post by **The Third Man** » 2004-05-27 07:17pm

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Korvan · Post by **Korvan** » 2004-05-27 07:45pm

If I get it just right, one of my grilled burgers is up there with sex. Plus, it I really want a second one, it takes about the same time to prepare it.

The absolute best I've ever felt happened during a bike ride up a mountain in 40 degree (C) weather. I had taken two 2 litre bottles of water that had been frozen the night before to drink, but the two of them somehow cooled each other off, so they just wouldn't melt.

I was absolutely broiling and my clothes were soaked through with sweat. Just then, a cool breeze sprang up. It was like a full body orgasm and lasted at least five minutes. Though I did take a couple days to recover from the resulting heat exhaustion.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2004-05-27 09:27pm

What's better than sex?

More sex, of course.

Seriously, I'd say that cooling off on a really hot day feels really good, but I'm not sure if it's up there with sex.

Jon · Post by **Jon** » 2004-05-27 09:32pm

Masturbating while gleefully listening to Rachmaninov's Piano Concerto No.2... ahh.

*cough*

No- um... Sex is number one, but a donner kebab on nan bread smothered in salad and mayonaise comes a close second. Being offered a place by the University of Manchester felt pretty damn good too, but totally incomparable to sex... I wasn't about to shoot.

Saberslash · Post by **Saberslash** » 2004-05-27 10:09pm

I don't know if anything is better than sex... having never had it... I enjoy spending time with my girlfriend over doing anything sexual with her anyway.

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