The "Nice Legs!" thread

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2004-05-27 08:56pm

My legs aren't that sexy. And somehow i have the feeling that in todays day and age my bare leg could somehow trans-mogrify into child porn what with me being 14...

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2004-05-27 11:07pm

I'm sorry, but I demand some chick thigh before I bare any more.

CrimsonRaine · Post by **CrimsonRaine** » 2004-05-28 12:04am

Dorsk 81 wrote:<snip>

Your feet are frightening. And I'm in college, so people wear sandles and flip-flops until it snows, so I've seen my share of freakishness.

'Raine

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2004-05-28 12:30am

CrimsonRaine wrote:
Dorsk 81 wrote:<snip>
Your feet are frightening. And I'm in college, so people wear sandles and flip-flops until it snows, so I've seen my share of freakishness.

'Raine

You have no idea how freakish and frightening my feet are. I had a doctor tell me he'd only seen feet like mine in medical books.
If you look, the gap between my big toe and the next one along on both feet is further than average apart which is because I had a bone growing in my foot pushing them apart, hence my bent toes, apparenly, they were trying to put themselves in line.
I had the bone taken out about 6 years ago, so the gap isn't as big as it was, but when I was a little kid I used ot use that gap to grip on to climbing franes and stuff like a monkey!
I can still put a pen in the gap and write stuff.
I am a true freak of nature.

Post by **Dalton** » 2004-05-28 09:11am

Zaia wrote:
Dalton wrote:Bah, you sirens already have my chest.

Maybe I'll take a shot of my legs. MAYBE.
*bats eyelashes* P-please?

Alright.

But ONLY for you!

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2004-05-28 11:06am

No! I'm not going to! I'm sulking cos Dorsk81 has once again defeated me by ruining my claim to fame of being one hairy-legged bastard!

Will see if I can get round to taking a shot this weekend... time depending.

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2004-05-28 02:38pm

The_Lumberjack wrote:No! I'm not going to! I'm sulking cos Dorsk81 has once again defeated me by ruining my claim to fame of being one hairy-legged bastard! Will see if I can get round to taking a shot this weekend... time depending.

And being about half a decade younger...

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2004-05-28 03:10pm

If it's half a decade, then you're a very mature looking 15 year old

Anyway, here's ma bloody legs, if anyone wants to do a better hosting job than villagephotos then feel free... accursed compression crap...

http://www.villagephotos.com/viewpubima ... d_=8859240

Dorsk 81 · Post by **Dorsk 81** » 2004-05-28 03:49pm

The_Lumberjack wrote:If it's half a decade, then you're a very mature looking 15 year old

Anyway, here's ma bloody legs, if anyone wants to do a better hosting job than villagephotos then feel free... accursed compression crap...

http://www.villagephotos.com/viewpubima ... d_=8859240

Make that 2 years younger then, come June.

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2004-05-29 12:28am

You can have my chest, but not my legs. You don't want to see the things. They are hairy, brused, and thick.

Comosicus · Post by **Comosicus** » 2004-05-29 05:07am

And I thought this thread was about the girls on this board showing their feet.

The Kernel · Post by **The Kernel** » 2004-05-29 07:56am

I'm a loser without a working camera at the moment, so I'll have to use an old picture. It isn't a great shot, but it gets my butt in there too so meh.

Jon · Post by **Jon** » 2004-05-29 04:35pm

The only pic I have of my legs also has my bare butt in it...

Stofsk · Post by **Stofsk** » 2004-05-31 02:47am

Kernel, I have to ask: what are you doing in that photo?

The Kernel · Post by **The Kernel** » 2004-05-31 03:55am

Stofsk wrote:Kernel, I have to ask: what are you doing in that photo?

Being pulled on roller skis, what does it look like?

Stofsk · Post by **Stofsk** » 2004-05-31 04:17am

The Kernel wrote:
Stofsk wrote:Kernel, I have to ask: what are you doing in that photo?
Being pulled on roller skis, what does it look like?

Don't get technical with me, smarty-pants! My first thought was "Who the hell goes skiing in their shorts?" The lack of snow was a true blow to my observational powers. "My god! There isn't any snow! Is he posing for some Modern Art piece?"

As you can see, my speculations went south after that.

muse · Post by **muse** » 2004-06-02 02:49pm

Wicked Pilot wrote:I'm sorry, but I demand some chick thigh before I bare any more.

Alrighty, here's your chick thigh.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2004-06-02 03:43pm

The Kernel wrote:I'm a loser without a working camera at the moment, so I'll have to use an old picture. It isn't a great shot, but it gets my butt in there too so meh.

http://members.roadfly.com/jtumminaro/MeLegs.jpg

First, you're the first person on this board who looks something like I'd pictured him.

Second--roller skis! That's beyond awesome.

J · Post by J » 2004-06-03 04:35pm

Wicked Pilot wrote:I'm sorry, but I demand some chick thigh before I bare any more.

Will you settle for a picture of my calves?

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2004-06-03 04:56pm

jmac wrote:
Wicked Pilot wrote:I'm sorry, but I demand some chick thigh before I bare any more.
Will you settle for a picture of my calves?

What is this? An Amish porn thread?

J · Post by J » 2004-06-03 06:50pm

Durandal wrote:What is this? An Amish porn thread?

No no no, that's when I show you my ankle.

And Durandal, where's those pictures of your legs?

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2004-06-03 07:34pm

Sigh, okay. I always have to cave into a pretty lady's demands.

J · Post by J » 2004-06-04 12:31pm

Durandal wrote:Sigh, okay. I always have to cave into a pretty lady's demands.

Yup...and nice legs!

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2004-06-04 04:09pm

There are....there are clogs attached to those rollerskis.....

It diminishes the cool factor somewhat...

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2004-06-04 04:19pm

jmac wrote:
Durandal wrote:Sigh, okay. I always have to cave into a pretty lady's demands.
Yup...and nice legs!

Okay, now you.