Spanky arrested on porn charges

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2004-05-26 12:30pm

Reminds me of the newspaper article my brother has stapled to the wall...
"Noodles the Clown faces charges of Child Porn"

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-05-26 12:41pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:But my panty thievery is a victemless crime!!

Spanky the Dolphin wrote: I'm not stealing panties: I'm rescuing them.

And you consider me weird....

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2004-05-26 12:58pm

The Yosemite Bear wrote:
verilon wrote:More reason to dislike clowns.
As if Pennywise and Gacy weren't enough reason....

Don't forget The Killer Clowns From Outer Space

wautd · Post by **wautd** » 2004-05-26 01:00pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:
wautd wrote:
Stofsk wrote: I was thinking the same thing. Sorry Spanky...
Maybe Spanky The Dolphin framed Spanky the clown?

Considering that the subject matter concerns pedophilia, I really don't think that was very funny.

Zaia: Lovely.

Like i was the only one who was making jokes?
But you are right on the not-making-jokes offcourse

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2004-05-26 01:10pm

Really, the only time you should keep a girls panties is if you convinced her to take them off for you in the first place.

Nicking them from the laundry room is just too weird.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2004-05-26 01:17pm

Peregrin Toker wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:But my panty thievery is a victemless crime!!

Spanky the Dolphin wrote: I'm not stealing panties: I'm rescuing them.
And you consider me weird....

No, I consider you a dork. There's a huge difference.

Gil: Eh, different strokes for different folks.

....

Although that could be interpreted horribly wrong.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2004-05-26 01:18pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Gil: Eh, different strokes for different folks.

....

Although that could be interpreted horribly wrong.

It can and will.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2004-05-26 01:43pm

I gotta agree with Gil, steal panties as a trophy of vaginal conquest, not because someone left their laudry in the dryer.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2004-05-26 01:50pm

Anarchist Bunny wrote:I gotta agree with Gil, steal panties as a trophy of vaginal conquest, not because someone left their laudry in the dryer.

Indeed.

Getting panties because you convinced the girl to let you have them after blowing her mind from the chitty to the bang-bang means you are a smooth motherfucker.

Getting panties because a girl was absent minded enough to leave her laundry basket unattended is more than a bit creepy.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-05-26 02:17pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote: No, I consider you a dork. There's a huge difference.

Why can't I be a weirdo instead? Weirdoes are much cooler!

And why do you have to compare me with a whale penis?

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2004-05-26 04:07pm

Let us have a moment of silence to reflect angrily upon the idea of Spanky the Dolphin having access to panties.
...

Clowns...yeah, burn them all.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2004-05-26 04:30pm

SyntaxVorlon wrote:Let us have a moment of silence to reflect angrily upon the idea of Spanky the Dolphin having access to panties.

I wouldn't reflect too badly. He's stealing, I mean rescuing them. Which is more than a bit weird.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2004-05-26 04:53pm

I knew my childhood fear of clowns was jstifiable...

Sharp-kun · Post by **Sharp-kun** » 2004-05-26 06:23pm

SyntaxVorlon wrote:Let us have a moment of silence to reflect angrily upon the idea of Spanky the Dolphin having access to panties.

A girl sent me her panties once

Jon · Post by **Jon** » 2004-05-26 07:49pm

Somebody has really set up us the bomb.

Bastard.

Exmoor Cat · Post by **Exmoor Cat** » 2004-05-27 11:51am

My panties collection maintains itself.....

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-05-27 12:01pm

Exmoor Cat wrote:My panties collection maintains itself.....

Yeah but you also have threesomes.

Exmoor Cat · Post by **Exmoor Cat** » 2004-05-27 12:35pm

Didn't say they were always the same panties........

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2004-05-27 12:39pm

Rock on, brother Cat.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2004-05-27 06:31pm

Gil Hamilton wrote:Getting panties because you convinced the girl to let you have them after blowing her mind from the chitty to the bang-bang means you are a smooth motherfucker.

Another quote which, when taken out of context, and had a certain aspect with a double meaning viciously highlighted to draw attention to it, could be taken the wrong way, if your mind was already int eh gutter to begin with.

In short... Nyah!

Jawawithagun · Post by **Jawawithagun** » 2004-05-27 06:49pm

Good to see another disciple heeding the teachings of Master Happousai active on this board and spreading the Master's wisdom. Go Spanky!

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2004-05-28 04:19am

Exmoor Cat wrote:Didn't say they were always the same panties........

Which reminds me, I've seriously run out of thongs. Are they at yours?

GR: they're only threesomes because he falls asleep during four-ways.

Sarevok · Post by **Sarevok** » 2004-05-28 06:46am

When I saw the thread title I initialy thought Spanky the Dolphin was arrested for stealing girls panties.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2004-05-28 12:03pm

InnerBrat wrote:
Exmoor Cat wrote:Didn't say they were always the same panties........
Which reminds me, I've seriously run out of thongs. Are they at yours?

GR: they're only threesomes because he falls asleep during four-ways.

......that....BASTARD!

So who is this girl that spanky has been victemizing, er, liberating?

Jason von Evil · Post by **Jason von Evil** » 2004-05-28 02:26pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:But my panty thievery is a victemless crime!!

*Forms Guild of Panty Thieves with Spanky*