Ann Coulter on the O'Reily Factor

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2004-05-28 10:21am

I saw that horror show last night and was absolutely stunned by her statements.

"The war is going extremely well."

"So we didn't find 'stockpiles' (and yes she did the quote thing) of WMD's but we found facilties and equipment to make them. I don't understand why this isn't touted"

"I wish the media would just shut up about the Abu Ghabi prison thing."

"I don't know what miltary people you're talking to but mine say otherwise."

I prayed for O'Reilly to nod knowingly as she spouted this tripe then ask her seriously "What color is the sky in your world?"

She is a wide eyed raving fanatic, ironically she and the sheiks and imams we're fighting in Afghanistan and Iraq have more in common than she does with your average American. She is a miserable human being and I just pray that Bush loses just to see her spin that one. What a miserable malignant cunt.

EDIT: However I will have to part ways with my brothers in this thread and say I would not kick her out of bed. What can I say, I have low standards.

Post by **fgalkin** » 2004-05-28 10:25am

Since no one else bothered to help me, I had to drag my ass to Lexis-Nexis for the transcript (the horror!). Anyways, enjoy, peons

Lexis-Nexis wrote:SHOW: THE O'REILLY FACTOR (20:37)

May 27, 2004 Thursday

Transcript # 052705cb.256

SECTION: News; Domestic

LENGTH: 1642 words

HEADLINE: Personal Story

GUESTS: Ann Coulter

BYLINE: Bill O'Reilly

BODY:
O'REILLY: Thanks for staying with us. And a personal story segment tonight. While President Bush has declined in the polls, he retains the loyalty of many committed conservatives. With us now is Ann Coulter, the author of the book "Treason," which will be out in paperback this fall. You did very well with that "Treason." How many did you sell? Half million, more than that?

ANN COULTER, AUTHOR, "TREASON": More than that.

O'REILLY: Wow, good for you. Why has Bush fallen in the polls?

COULTER: I suspect a lot of people aren't paying attention right now and basically the same 500 people are being polled and you'll see them go up and down and up and down until the election gets closer and then I think people will pay attention, we'll have more of a sense.

O'REILLY: But all seven polls, the ones that come out on a fairly regular basis, he's down significantly, and I think Abu Ghraib hurt him, don't you?

COULTER: Well, more than Abu Ghraib, the media is in campaign mode. I suppose the question is, why isn't he soaring in the polls? He's running against a nitwit, the war is going magnificently well, the economy is picking back up, why isn't he at like 80 percent? And I think that is because the media is in campaign mode, like they haven't been since 1992.

O'REILLY: Well, they're definitely after him, as we said in the "talking points memo." But, you know, I've talked to all of our Fox News political analysts. These are not raving liberals, all right, Ann? None of them come close to telling me the war is going magnificently well. What do you know that all of the Fox News military analysts don't know?

COULTER: People like to be picky and especially if it's their area of expertise -- I mean, ask them what it is that isn't going well. If you look at what everyone was saying before the war began, many liberals that you had on your program were predicting, you know, hundreds of thousands of civilian casualties, retaliatory terrorist attacks at home, we would never get Saddam, it was going to be harder, bloodier than catching Osama bin Laden. The people would not rise up, they would be fighting in the streets, the urban warfare, Turkey was going to attack. These are just some of the things that were being predicted, and none of that has happened. We've captured Saddam, we took the entire country in six weeks. We now are taking cities without touching a school, touching a mosque. The people in these cities where al-Sadr, the rebel cleric was, they're passing out fliers saying "go home."

O'REILLY: But don't you believe that the administration underestimated the problems in the post Saddam era? Don't you...

COULTER: No, and in fact I've been looking up what people were saying before the war.

O'REILLY: No, no no, I don't care what people were saying. But Cheney and all these people -- you don't think that Cheney underestimated it?

COULTER: I've been looking up what they were saying before the war and the point that was made over and over again by Wolfowitz, you know, "the crazed, have to go after Iraq," I mean, he said that the rebuilding is going to be long and hard. He said we don't know if he has nukes. He could have them in three years, six, 10 years we're not waiting. We don't want to wait. That's what the argument was. It has been so recast that you forget what the argument was, you know, a year and a half ago.

O'REILLY: But it's been recast I think because -- the perception is and maybe this isn't a reality but again I have to tell you that our Fox News military analysts disagree with you. They say there are a lot of things going wrong in Iraq right now that shouldn't be going wrong. The commanders on the ground don't have a lot of respect for the secretary of defense. Did you know that?

COULTER: I don't believe it.

O'REILLY: Well, that's what the -- see, this is the problem. I don't know that either, whether it's true or not but that's what our military guys are getting from the commanders, and I believe them because they're really good. They were absolutely right on right up through Saddam being deposed, our Fox News military analysts were right on, but then there were mistakes made and, of course, there are going to be mistakes made in every war.

COULTER: In every human endeavor and, you know, I can't argue with these people because they're not here, they're anonymous, I mean, you're telling me about them, but I would like to know what they think has gone wrong.

O'REILLY: I'll tell you. Here's what he thinks has gone wrong. Not enough troops on the ground, number one.

COULTER: Yeah, but that's not a problem. That's something that can cause a problem.

O'REILLY: Well, it's a problem in the sense we can't provide the security that we need to provide for the country to be free.

COULTER: But it's pretty darn safe over there.

O'REILLY: Our Fox correspondents in Baghdad won't go out of the hotel. That's not a good sign, Ann.

COULTER: I wouldn't go out of the hotel in Washington, D.C. This is the Middle East. This is a country that's been under a brutal dictator for 30 years, and on top of that, now they see ...

O'REILLY: Let me answer a couple of other things. They said there's not enough boots on the ground, number one. We don't have enough people providing security. This is the military people, not me. Number two...

COULTER: Not my military people. My military people are Rumsfeld.

O'REILLY: The weapons of mass destruction fiasco when they couldn't find them.

COULTER: Wait. We have found weapons of mass destruction...

O'REILLY: No we didn't, not to any great extent.

COULTER: That is an important point. We have found weapons of mass destruction. That is something the media is repeatedly lying about. We have not found stockpiles. We found the plants for manufacturing, we found the experiments, we found the room for human experimentation labs. We found lots of weapons of mass destruction.

O'REILLY: But not enough to justify what Powell said at the U.N.

COULTER: He's the only one, by the way, it's enough to justify what Cheney, Rumsfeld, and President Bush said. The one guy in this administration who made the case that turns out to have been not completely correct, I don't think it was a lie, lie, Bush lied...

O'REILLY: No, but he took what the CIA gave him and he took it to the U.N. and it didn't work out.

COULTER: It's one guy and I note the one that the liberals like the most.

O'REILLY: Well, whatever. I just think that for you to say that the war has been going magnificently well, you're really going against the tides -- which you're absolutely can do.

COULTER: No, but that is precisely my point. This is the new Tet Offensive. Tet was also a victory, and ABC, NBC, CBS, "The New York Times," "The Washington Post," they all said it was a horrible defeat, Walter Cronkite went on TV and said we're in a stalemate, it's a quagmire while meanwhile...

O'REILLY: I agree with you in a sense that the military certainly is performing magnificently, but I do think that the administration underestimated the difficulty of this campaign.

COULTER: No.

O'REILLY: Now are you buying into the -- this is just a hazing thing at Abu Ghraib?

COULTER: What, the media is hazing the American people by seeing how much we can take?

O'REILLY: Some of the right wing commentators say it's just hazing, what's the big deal? Are you buying into that?

COULTER: No, I don't think anyone is.

O'REILLY: No, they are. You know that. I'm not going to embarrass people but on the radio, talk radio you have right wing commentators say it's just hazing, what's the big deal?

COULTER: If I know what you're referring to, there were two hours and 59 minutes not saying that and at one point making fun of liberals for making fun of -- if you're talking about Rush, but Rush went on...

O'REILLY: ...program and he said it's not a big deal, it's just hazing.

COULTER: If you're talking about Rush, he definitely didn't say that. What other talk radio hosts say...

O'REILLY: I compete against him every day on the radio and I know what he says. He said many, many times and not only him that it wasn't a big deal.

COULTER: No, he didn't say that, but whatever -- no.

O'REILLY: What's your point of view on it?

COULTER: I think that -- it was a bad thing, it's six malefactors in an army that is 1.4 million strong and if I hear about it again I'm going to leap out of my skin. This is the media trying to demoralize America. This is the new Tet Offensive.

O'REILLY: I agree with you. I think it's been overreported. But you aren't diminishing the horror of the situation?

COULTER: Of course not. But no one is, so what are they debating about? Why am I not hearing four weeks about Pat Tillman? How come every night going through Pat Tillman's life rather than hearing about these six or seven...

O'REILLY: Well, Berg, Berg didn't get the media exposure he should have gotten.

COULTER: It's outrageous that the media will not shut up about this.

O'REILLY: Kill the music. I got one more for Ann, here. You realize that some people don't listen to you because they think you're an extremist. You realize that?

COULTER: Not according to my book sales but go ahead.

O'REILLY: You sell to a niche. You do.

COULTER: A pretty big niche.

O'REILLY: Well answer my question. Here's my question. Wouldn't it behoove you -- to be heard by more people if you weren't as strident?

COULTER: I don't think I am strident. I think I speak the truth and people are attracted to that, and judging by my book sales versus those who are less strident, I think I'm doing pretty well.

O'REILLY: All right, Ann Coulter, everybody. OK. We always appreciate it. Thanks.

Up next, why would anybody want to get involved with Michael Jackson right now? We'll talk to her -- to his and the family's new attorney in a moment.

LOAD-DATE: May 28, 2004

She is one fucked up bitch.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2004-05-28 10:25am

Stravo wrote: EDIT: However I will have to part ways with my brothers in this thread and say I would not kick her out of bed. What can I say, I have low standards.

if stuffing a dick in Ann Coulter's mouth is the only way to shut her up, then i'll take one for the team.

Galvatron · Post by **Galvatron** » 2004-05-28 10:29am

Col. Crackpot wrote:if stuffing a dick in Ann Coulter's mouth is the only way to shut her up, then i'll take one for the team.

Good start, but I think she needs anal. You up for that?

Post by **fgalkin** » 2004-05-28 10:30am

Galvatron wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote:if stuffing a dick in Ann Coulter's mouth is the only way to shut her up, then i'll take one for the team.
Good start, but I think she needs anal. You up for that?

Wouldn't that be Mike's department?

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2004-05-28 10:35am

Galvatron wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote:if stuffing a dick in Ann Coulter's mouth is the only way to shut her up, then i'll take one for the team.
Good start, but I think she needs anal. You up for that?

i better run that one by the wife first.

Post by **fgalkin** » 2004-05-28 11:31am

Col. Crackpot wrote:
Stravo wrote: EDIT: However I will have to part ways with my brothers in this thread and say I would not kick her out of bed. What can I say, I have low standards.

if stuffing a dick in Ann Coulter's mouth is the only way to shut her up, then i'll take one for the team.

Of course, that is not the only way to shut her up. There is also the possibility of ripping out her tongue so she can't talk, cutting off her hands so she can't type, and gougeing out her eyes so she can't read. One that I perefer, I must say.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

BlkbrryTheGreat · Post by **BlkbrryTheGreat** » 2004-05-28 12:07pm

Your starting to step over the "no threat" policy of the board, be more careful with you choice of words. On a side note, lets get off the me tooing; if you going to say something make it original.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2004-05-28 12:21pm

fgalkin wrote:
Col. Crackpot wrote:
Stravo wrote: EDIT: However I will have to part ways with my brothers in this thread and say I would not kick her out of bed. What can I say, I have low standards.

if stuffing a dick in Ann Coulter's mouth is the only way to shut her up, then i'll take one for the team.
Of course, that is not the only way to shut her up. There is also the possibility of ripping out her tongue so she can't talk, cutting off her hands so she can't type, and gougeing out her eyes so she can't read. One that I perefer, I must say.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

But, if yu dont do all three, she will be able to spin THAT as well.

I can imagine a conversation between her and myself..

Coulter: You liberal traitor, how can yu not like president bush

Me: Ma'am, I am a libertarian. COmpared to me, Bush is a communist sheep fucker. So perhaps you should lean somehting about your opponent before you speak

Coulter: Oh a libertarian eh? SO you are some kind of anarchist

Me: No... I simpy have a grasp of the true purpose of government, somethng that you lack, you left wing scare monger. Government exists, according to Locke and the framers of the constitution, which you probably have not read, to protect the life, liberty and property of the people. But of course, you will probably decry the framers as liberal traitors...

Post by **fgalkin** » 2004-05-28 12:21pm

BlkbrryTheGreat wrote:Your starting to step over the "no threat" policy of the board, be more careful with you choice of words. On a side note, lets get off the me tooing; if you going to say something make it original.

1) The board also happens to have rules against wannabe mods.

2) I said its a way to shut her up, not that I would do that to her

3) I posted the actual transcript of the show for those who missed it. As for me-tooing, there is hardly enough to talk about in this thread, other than saying Ann Coulter is teh st00pid over and over again.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

EmperorChrostas the Cruel · Post by **EmperorChrostas the Cruel** » 2004-05-28 12:58pm

No acounting for taste then. I'd do her in a heartbeat. Don't you know any Leykis 101? The crazier the woman, the better the sex. That raving lunatic is SEATHING with passion. I bet she's a screamer.

Bend her over doggy style, wrap one hand around that hair, give her ass a few cracks, and ride the wild pony.

LordShaithis · Post by **LordShaithis** » 2004-05-28 01:06pm

O'REILLY: Well, it's a problem in the sense we can't provide the security that we need to provide for the country to be free.

COULTER: But it's pretty darn safe over there.

O'REILLY: Our Fox correspondents in Baghdad won't go out of the hotel. That's not a good sign, Ann.

O'REILLY: The weapons of mass destruction fiasco when they couldn't find them.

COULTER: Wait. We have found weapons of mass destruction...

O'REILLY: No we didn't, not to any great extent.

I think they keep Coulter around to make O'Reilly look sane.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2004-05-28 03:33pm

Damn I missed that. I tend to tune in when Ann Coulter is doing something, for the same reason I watch horror movies. I've seen her talk to Bill before and he looked a bit scared by her. Bill wasn't alone... we were all scared.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2004-05-28 03:37pm

I liked this quote

O'REILLY: Our Fox correspondents in Baghdad won't go out of the hotel. That's not a good sign, Ann.

COULTER: I wouldn't go out of the hotel in Washington, D.C. This is the Middle East. This is a country that's been under a brutal dictator for 30 years, and on top of that, now they see ...

Did she just compare Washington DC to Baghdad? Well, anyway, I'm sure the nations capital thanks you for it.

EmperorChrostas the Cruel · Post by **EmperorChrostas the Cruel** » 2004-05-28 05:05pm

Washington DC is the homicide capitol of the USA as well as the Capitol of the country government wise.
This is apples and oranges comparing it to Iraq though, as most of the homicides are inner city crack/drug turf/drug-robbery related.
Don't score drugs, don't sell drugs, and stay the fuck away from the war zone and you are fine.
Unlike the general lawlessness of Iraq.
This sucks for the people who live in the war zone though.
I realy wonder if this "crazy" woman realy believes all she says, or just plays it "over the top pro wrestling meladrama" style, for ratings.
Sometimes she smirks when she says realy outragious things, leading me to believe she is playing to the crowd, and seeing just how far they want her to take it. Just like Jesse Ventura used to, before he left wrestling. (He was so over the top sometimes he couldn't keep a straight face either)
Rush is the same way. In one of Tom Leykis' very early shows he was a guest, and they were good friends though political opposites. Tom got him to confess he didn't actualy believe all he said on his show, and he was pompass and bombastic for entertainment reasons, because it pulled in the ratings.
I think Ann, like Rush, says some of these outragious things just to enrage some folk, and to watch them sputter semi-incoherently, anger dimming there verbal abilities.
"Dittoes Rush!" "Mega Dittoes, Rush!"

"Dildoes, Ann, Mega Dildoes!"

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2004-05-28 05:14pm

There are people you can tell are being over-the-top, but I don't think Ann Coulter is one of them. I think she honestly believes her rubbish and more than that, I can honestly see her attempting to ethnically cleanse the Small World ride at Disneyland. "Over-the-top" people tend to be over-the-top in safe ways, not publically say that we should conquer the Middle East and convert everyone to christianity.

Fire Fly · Post by **Fire Fly** » 2004-05-28 06:29pm

I especially liked this part:

COULTER: Not my military people. My military people are Rumsfeld.

Oh jez...believe someone who works from an office or someone who is working at the actual combat zone? Anyways, I do find Ann Coulter entertaining from time to time albeit insanely crazy.

Post by **Vympel** » 2004-05-29 12:30am

That's one crazy bitch. A flat out liar too. Of course, if it had been a liberal O'Reilly would've actually quoted Limbaugh's words back to her.

Anhaga · Post by **Anhaga** » 2004-05-29 03:58am

Quotes are funny when taken out of context.

O'Reilly wrote:You did very well with that Treason.

And scarily true from a certain point of view

Galvatron · Post by **Galvatron** » 2004-05-29 04:19am

EmperorChrostas the Cruel wrote:No acounting for taste then. I'd do her in a heartbeat. Don't you know any Leykis 101? The crazier the woman, the better the sex. That raving lunatic is SEATHING with passion. I bet she's a screamer. Bend her over doggy style, wrap one hand around that hair, give her ass a few cracks, and ride the wild pony.

Wow. Have I got a web page for you!

Hotties on the Right

Personally, they all look fridgid to me...

Bob the Gunslinger · Post by **Bob the Gunslinger** » 2004-05-29 06:37am

That's the worst picture of E.D. Hill I've ever seen.

Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2004-05-29 07:03am

BlkbrryTheGreat wrote:Your starting to step over the "no threat" policy of the board, be more careful with you choice of words. On a side note, lets get off the me tooing; if you going to say something make it original.

Threats eh? how about I reach down this here phone line and pull your finger bones out via your ass? this place has a policy against death threats against heads of staes and heads of government, not tounge in cheek stuff. untill then *thrurrrpppp*!!

Metrion Cascade · Post by **Metrion Cascade** » 2004-05-29 07:10am

I would pay quite a pretty penny to see Bill Maher take her in the ass while she blew Clinton. Although it would be a while before I'd be able to get wet again, after seeing her naked.

Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2004-05-29 07:22am

Metrion Cascade wrote:I would pay quite a pretty penny to see Bill Maher take her in the ass while she blew Clinton. Although it would be a while before I'd be able to get wet again, after seeing her naked.

Interesting, I have to say that she is far too skinny to get a rise out of me..is this woman married? lord knows she aint attractive.

The Kernel · Post by **The Kernel** » 2004-05-29 07:36am

Stuart Mackey wrote: Interesting, I have to say that she is far too skinny to get a rise out of me..is this woman married? lord knows she aint attractive.

She's never been married, but I wouldn't say she's unattractive (keep in mind, I still hate her guts, but this is one woman I would love to dominate for the sheer humiliation factor). Take a look at this photo (she's really not bad considering her age):