Buddha, Gandhi, Shiva, and Ayn Rand vs Mike Wong

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2002-10-24 03:17am

One on one with each, how does he fare

Mike: Sorry, the Jesus Christ vs You thread just got me thinking, and it was too funny to pass up. No insult intended

I still think he can beat Ayn Rand and Gandhi at least

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-24 03:23am

Connor MacLeod wrote:One on one with each, how does he fare

Mike: Sorry, the Jesus Christ vs You thread just got me thinking, and it was too funny to pass up. No insult intended

I still think he can beat Ayn Rand and Gandhi at least

1) Buddha.
2) Wong.
3) Have no idea.
4) Wong.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-10-24 03:26am

Buddha having achieved Enlightenment, would be able to convert Mike to Buddhism automatically.

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-24 03:28am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Buddha having achieved Enlightenment, would be able to convert Mike to Buddhism automatically.

Hence, why Buddha wins.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-10-24 09:19am

Acutal if we go by Canon

Buddah was attack by a Dozen assinans and they where about to kill him when he spoke but one word and they fell to thier knees and praised him and he told them to arise and never prasie another as long as they lived

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-24 09:20am

Just another reason why Buddha wins!

Yogi · Post by **Yogi** » 2002-10-24 10:57am

Mike vs. Buddha
Mike beats the Buddha's brains out. He then goes of to live a full life, dies, and gets re-incarnated.

Reincarnated Mike: Da-da.
Reincarnated Mike's father: Hi! Remember me?

Winner: Buddha, in around 60 years.

Mike vs. Ghandi
Ghandi: Viiolence is not the answer.
Mike: Yes it it. *Kills Ghandi*

Mike wins, then has to enter the Witness Protection Program to save him all those who want to kill him since he Kills Ghandi.

Ghandi's ghost:No no! NON-violence. Don't hurt hi . . . eewww.

Winner: Mike, since Ghandi dies first.

Mike vs. Shiva
Isn't Shiva an actual deity? If so, he just rains down hellstones the size of heads until one of them does the trick.

Winner: Shiva

Mike vs. Ayn Rand
I think both of them would agree too much on their ideas to fight. If they do, both of them are just normal humans.

Winner: Tie

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2002-10-24 11:56am

No offence but aren't these posts just pointless? I mean I know that's a really strange question to ask people who spend their time arguing over one Sci-fi or another, but I think in this case it's justified....

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-24 11:58am

In the case of Shiva being an actual deity, Mike would just rationalize that he doesn't exist, theefore Mike wins.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-10-24 12:35pm

OK, here's my battle plan.

1) Buddha. He has enlightenment. I have a chainsaw. No contest. Buddha goes down hard and messy.

2) Gandhi. He has passive resistance. I have a chainsaw. Again, no contest.

3) Shiva. That's a Hindu god, right? I take him to a beef slaughterhouse and watch him suffer a nervous breakdown as cow after cow gets turned into burgers.

4) Ayn Rand. Philosophical blowhard. Seen one, seen 'em all.

I dunno, these threads are starting to get pretty weird

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2002-10-24 12:40pm

You know you incourage this when you post in the actual thread don't you?

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-24 01:17pm

Hmmm, the chaisaw argument is pretty hard to refute....

Connor MacLeod · Post by **Connor MacLeod** » 2002-10-24 01:27pm

Darth Wong wrote:OK, here's my battle plan.

1) Buddha. He has enlightenment. I have a chainsaw. No contest. Buddha goes down hard and messy.

2) Gandhi. He has passive resistance. I have a chainsaw. Again, no contest.

3) Shiva. That's a Hindu god, right? I take him to a beef slaughterhouse and watch him suffer a nervous breakdown as cow after cow gets turned into burgers.

4) Ayn Rand. Philosophical blowhard. Seen one, seen 'em all.

I dunno, these threads are starting to get pretty weird

I have an even worse one in mind

Still, I find them pointless enough to be amusing

starfury · Post by **starfury** » 2002-10-24 02:52pm

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OK, here's my battle plan.

1) Buddha. He has enlightenment. I have a chainsaw. No contest. Buddha goes down hard and messy.

2) Gandhi. He has passive resistance. I have a chainsaw. Again, no contest.

3) Shiva. That's a Hindu god, right? I take him to a beef slaughterhouse and watch him suffer a nervous breakdown as cow after cow gets turned into burgers.

4) Ayn Rand. Philosophical blowhard. Seen one, seen 'em all.

I dunno, these threads are starting to get pretty weird

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