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Bug-Eyed Earl wrote:/Well, I only read the first two pages, so by now we're all probably off topic.

DATA: Uhhh... I am indeed capable of multiple forms of pleasure...

GURI: And how often do you get to se them?

DATA:(switches off emotion chip, and fight begins)

If Data could not switch oiff his emotion chip, I say he could resist her. I kind of resent the notion that men can NEVER turn down sex if offered to them. If Guri was a known enemy of the Federation, most likely he could resist.

I have no idea how strong Data is, but I remember from SOTE Guri killed people by putting them in a chomke hold. I can't remember if their necks got broken, but I remeber that he rvictims struggled a bit before succumbing. From what I have seen, Data might be anywhere from a little to a lot stronger than that. The problem is people forget how strong he is because henever uses his strength, and even I only vaguely remember various feats of strength he has demonstrated. In Wong's fic, which was so meticulously researched, it can be considered the final word on the subject when he kills a stormtrooper with a punch to the ribcage. If Wong acknowledges that data can kick ass, I suppose we should too.
Guri's got DURASTEEL limbs.
She's got servomotors that most likely are way more powerful than Data's.

Guri definately wins.
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For those interested, chapter 2 is up.
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WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!
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Here's my typical pro-Kelly plug:

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IG-88E wrote:Here's my typical pro-Kelly plug:

It's good!
It's Kelly, what else will it be?
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Ted wrote:
IG-88E wrote:Here's my typical pro-Kelly plug:

It's good!
It's Kelly, what else will it be?
Wow.
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Kelly Antilles wrote:
Ted wrote:
IG-88E wrote:Here's my typical pro-Kelly plug:

It's good!
It's Kelly, what else will it be?
Wow.
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Ted wrote:
IG-88E wrote:Here's my typical pro-Kelly plug:

It's good!
It's Kelly, what else will it be?
Great, excellent, incredible, emotional, beautiful, good, entertaining, distracting, I could go on and on....
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ANy guesses on how long it will take for me to read this thing through form beginning to end? How about Star-Crossed?
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verilon wrote:ANy guesses on how long it will take for me to read this thing through form beginning to end? How about Star-Crossed?
YOU HAVENT READ STAR CROSSED?!?????????!?!?!??!?!?

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Probably take a few hours to read SC.
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verilon wrote:ANy guesses on how long it will take for me to read this thing through form beginning to end? How about Star-Crossed?
YOU HAVENT READ STAR CROSSED?!?????????!?!?!??!?!?

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Probably take a few hours to read SC.
No...I haven't I believe it's been up longer than I have been in here...
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verilon wrote:
Ted wrote:
verilon wrote:ANy guesses on how long it will take for me to read this thing through form beginning to end? How about Star-Crossed?
YOU HAVENT READ STAR CROSSED?!?????????!?!?!??!?!?

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Probably take a few hours to read SC.
No...I haven't I believe it's been up longer than I have been in here...

It's been up longer than I've been here, yet I've read it.
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IG-88E wrote:
Ted wrote:
IG-88E wrote:Here's my typical pro-Kelly plug:

It's good!
It's Kelly, what else will it be?
Great, excellent, incredible, emotional, beautiful, good, entertaining, distracting, I could go on and on....


:oops: Geez IG! You keep building my ego like that and I'm going to have to do something to you.
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Ted wrote:
verilon wrote:
Ted wrote: YOU HAVENT READ STAR CROSSED?!?????????!?!?!??!?!?

HERETIC!















Probably take a few hours to read SC.
No...I haven't I believe it's been up longer than I have been in here...

It's been up longer than I've been here, yet I've read it.
Meh. Starngely enough, it was posted on my 18th birthday! I just haven't had the time to look thru it yet. I'll have to cut and paste to Word and print it out.
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verilon wrote:
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verilon wrote: No...I haven't I believe it's been up longer than I have been in here...

It's been up longer than I've been here, yet I've read it.
Meh. Starngely enough, it was posted on my 18th birthday! I just haven't had the time to look thru it yet. I'll have to cut and paste to Word and print it out.
Dont have enough time onlone to read it?
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Ted wrote:Meh. Starngely enough, it was posted on my 18th birthday! I just haven't had the time to look thru it yet. I'll have to cut and paste to Word and print it out.
Dont have enough time onlone to read it?
Not enough sleep time...and when I am online, I am always multitasking.
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verilon wrote:
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verilon wrote: Dont have enough time onlone to read it?
Not enough sleep time...and when I am online, I am always multitasking.
True.
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I've not read it either. I fear the number of pages.
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Kelly Antilles wrote:I've not read it either. I fear the number of pages.
Its about 500kb.
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Kelly Antilles wrote:I've not read it either. I fear the number of pages.
Ditto that one, as well.
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verilon wrote:
Kelly Antilles wrote:I've not read it either. I fear the number of pages.
Ditto that one, as well.
Probably something like 100
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38 i think
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verilon wrote:38 i think
I originlly was gonna post 30 but I thought 100 would be a better fear number.
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Yes...and this one's at 29...
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verilon wrote:Yes...and this one's at 29...
What did you think it'd be p to?
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