How would you like to be slaughtered?

Saurencaerthai · Post by **Saurencaerthai** » 2004-05-28 06:27pm

After reading through an anti-meat site about the methods of slaughter used in slaughterhouses, there came a question somewhere along the lines of "how would you like to have this done to you?"
Now, while I am not against eating meat, I began to wonder how I would respond to the following circumstance:

Say you are told that later in the day, you will be slaughtered for consumption. What means would you want them to use for your leap off the ol' mortal coil?

(Yes, I know this is messed up, but I couldn't help asking!)

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2004-05-28 06:37pm

Well since I'm going to be comsumed I guess my dream of being killed by a nuklear missile, not the exsplosion, the missile hitting me in the face and kills me instantly, then goes off. Ummm, leathel electric gas injection.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-05-28 06:38pm

riding a nuke out of an airplane waving around a cowboy hat. barring that, painless lethal injection or something where i otherwise wouldn't feel a thing.

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2004-05-28 06:38pm

I'll take the stun gun and bullet to the brain, in preference, but I suppose as a meat eater, I should really be less of a wuss about it, morally, I suppose the most fitting way would be to be hunted down and slaughtered with spears, yes, it's going to hurt like hell, but if you've got to go, go in style.

And take some of the buggers with you.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-05-28 06:51pm

Death by snoo-snoo!

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2004-05-28 08:11pm

The Kosher method...find out if it really is painless...

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2004-05-28 10:23pm

Anything swift, and with the guarantee that I'll die so I don't end up living the rest of my life with some serious disorder because my killing was botched. And something I don't expect (Nothing like a laser slowly inching toward my groin, something like someone coming out with an axe and chopping off my head while I'm walking down the street) so I don't get all worked up about it.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2004-05-28 10:25pm

How would I like to die? I always wanted a nuke to hit the ground right in front of me, and get vapourized by the blast. Also nice would be shredded to death by a GAU-8A.

But most of all, I'd like to be hit by a huge meteorite as it crashes into Earth.

Shark Bait · Post by **Shark Bait** » 2004-05-28 10:29pm

hrm it was allways my dream to fall out of a plane with 5lbs of C-4 strapped to my chest and explode 200 feet above a elementary school playground, but thats not good for eating. Also i'm a afraid of needles so lethal injection is out. maybe a compromise, a gernade strapped to my head or something else that is absoultly going to kill me.

AnimeJet · Post by **AnimeJet** » 2004-05-28 10:33pm

Decapitation, broken neck.. all that good stuff, quick and relatively painless

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2004-05-28 10:35pm

I would like to be

A: Hunted
B: tranqued and shot

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2004-05-28 10:42pm

Change of answer: I want to be hunted and killed by a Predator.

Saberslash · Post by **Saberslash** » 2004-05-28 10:45pm

I would like to be dropped into a woodchipper...

Alferd Packer · Post by **Alferd Packer** » 2004-05-28 11:00pm

Anal electrocution, just because I'd probably make some hilarious faces( and maybe feces).

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2004-05-29 04:02am

Like a bull in a bullfight: Given the chance to kill my opponent in a glorious battle before I am killed and feasted upon. HUZZAH!

Anhaga · Post by **Anhaga** » 2004-05-29 04:59am

I'd like to be set loose in a private hunting preserve where the ultra-rich, ultra-cynical can come to test their skill against the greatest game of all- Man.

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2004-05-29 05:15am

That bolt-gun they use to kill cows would do fine.

Sarevok · Post by **Sarevok** » 2004-05-29 05:46am

I would prefer being killed by a nuclear weapon detonating right in front off me. It would be so fast that I would be dead long before I feel any pain.

Metrion Cascade · Post by **Metrion Cascade** » 2004-05-29 06:58am

1.) Riding into detonation a nuclear weapon powerful enough to destroy everything from Tehran to Cairo, and pointed straight at Jerusalem. I'd die knowing the world was a better place for it.

2.) Hand to hand with as many clones of Dubya and Pat Robertson as I could kill with my bare hands.

3.) Standing at ground zero on Alderaan, smoking a cigar and receiving oral, with the orgasm seconds before Vader hit the button.

WacoKid · Post by **WacoKid** » 2004-05-29 10:19am

Shot to the back of the head, right at the nape of the neck. Painless, unexpected, and I don't know what the hell just happened.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2004-05-29 10:41am

Probably 2 DEs, one to each temple so the bullets join in the middle.

WacoKid · Post by **WacoKid** » 2004-05-29 10:57am

DEs? Desert Eagles?
Good choice. But I'd rather have some other random person do it without my knowing about it. Of course, mine does require a perfectly aimed shot, but...