The 'Bare Arse' Competition

Jon · Post by **Jon** » 2004-05-29 09:03pm

I've heard too much talk of this and seen no action, so. I am sure you can all handle a little bit of arse now, can't you?

Now, I'd obviously prefer to see this thread become an exhbition of female members, but I guess it's open to everyone who is brave enough to show SD.net their butts.

Competition? Well... erm, let's see, whoever has the best butt, is... um, the best?

http://www.thediscussionforum.com/images/potnoodle.jpg

Now, that's my bare arse, let's see some more, if you're up to it!

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2004-05-29 09:08pm

Um, fuck no.

Jon · Post by **Jon** » 2004-05-29 09:24pm

*snore* get back under your rock, or show your arse- you don't have to look at mine. *snoooooooore*

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-05-29 09:25pm

I refuse to contribute to the worldwide glut of ugly man-ass.

Post by **Dalton** » 2004-05-29 10:11pm

I don't even know how hairy my ass is.

Ma Deuce · Post by **Ma Deuce** » 2004-05-29 10:13pm

Uhhh... No way.

J · Post by J » 2004-05-29 10:17pm

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2004-05-29 10:26pm

Thats the kind of ass most guy here wanna see.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2004-05-29 10:28pm

Ten bucks says that that's not jmac's real ass.

Post by **Zaia** » 2004-05-29 11:19pm

jmac wrote:<snip>

Aww, honey, you waxed just for me!

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2004-05-29 11:53pm

Zaia wrote:
jmac wrote:<snip>
Aww, honey, you waxed just for me!

Heck, it looks waxed, buffed and polished.

muse · Post by **muse** » 2004-05-30 10:36am

If you think I'm going to post a picture of my ass, I have some prime ocean front property to sell you......in New Mexico.

Jon · Post by **Jon** » 2004-05-30 10:39am

70 of you have clicked that link and looked at my ugly male arse in the last 14 hours (UrchinReferralStats) and no one else has posted theirs? I'm still snoring, jmac's contribution was fantastic though... come on prudes

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2004-05-30 11:07am

J · Post by J » 2004-05-30 03:59pm

Gil Hamilton wrote:Ten bucks says that that's not jmac's real ass.

Are you insinuating that I have a fake butt? My butt is 100% real, it's the product of doing 3-5 hours of swim training every day for over 5 years.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2004-05-30 04:24pm

jmac wrote:Are you insinuating that I have a fake butt? My butt is 100% real, it's the product of doing 3-5 hours of swim training every day for over 5 years.

I'm insinuating that that butt isn't yours. It's tan is different from the one in the picture of you in the picture of you and Aerius on the same server. That's a tan you get in SoCal, not Canada.

J · Post by J » 2004-05-30 04:34pm

Gil Hamilton wrote:I'm insinuating that that butt isn't yours. It's tan is different from the one in the picture of you in the picture of you and Aerius on the same server. That's a tan you get in SoCal, not Canada.

I can get a tan like that in Canada, we do have summers you know, and all I have to do is lie on a beach for a couple days up at friends' cottages. On a hot summer day, a beach in our cottage country (up in Canada) is identical to a beach in California or florida. Except we have fresh instead of saltwater.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2004-05-30 06:55pm

And 90 degree(cough excuse me 32 degree C) weather instead of 105 degree(40 C).

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » 2004-05-30 07:05pm

jmac wrote:I can get a tan like that in Canada, we do have summers you know, and all I have to do is lie on a beach for a couple days up at friends' cottages.<snip>

A-HA! So it wasn't you! You cannot fool the ASS INQUISITOR!!

Wild Karrde · Post by **Wild Karrde** » 2004-05-30 08:06pm

Wheee!

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-05-30 08:46pm

muse wrote:If you think I'm going to post a picture of my ass, I have some prime ocean front property to sell you......in New Mexico.

Roflmao..

And no. No ver ass for you.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2004-05-30 11:01pm

I'd show you my ass, but we're not allowed to link to goatse!

J · Post by J » 2004-05-30 11:03pm

Enigma wrote:A-HA! So it wasn't you! You cannot fool the ASS INQUISITOR!!

Hush Mr. Semantics person! I just couldn't think of a good way to phrase that sentence.

verilon wrote:And no. No ver ass for you.

What about for me?

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2004-05-31 12:20am

This idea suffers from an obvious flaw in terms of identification. You can't tell whether a picture really belongs to the person who posted it, because you can't see the person's face. You can make educated guesses (eg- looking at jmac's picture and realizing that it's obviously a professional photo-shoot from a magazine or something similar rather than aerius taking a snapshot with his feeble photography skills), but you can't be sure.

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-05-31 12:23am

jmac wrote:
verilon wrote:And no. No ver ass for you.
What about for me?

Ok, I expected this from IB and Zaia.. but this is new.

And no.

I'm not that voyeurish.