The 'Bare Arse' Competition

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-05-31 06:16am

Frank Hipper wrote:I'd show you my ass, but we're not allowed to link to goatse!

[Beavis and Butt-head] DURHURHURHURHURHUR [/Beavis and Butt-head]

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2004-05-31 12:36pm

Frank Hipper wrote:I'd show you my ass, but we're not allowed to link to goatse!

What about hosting it on your own server?

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2004-05-31 12:48pm

Bare Arse photo

No, it's not goatse.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-05-31 12:58pm

Tsyroc wrote:No, it's not goatse.

The butt of a baboon?

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-05-31 12:58pm

Gil Hamilton wrote:Ten bucks says that that's not jmac's real ass.

10 bucks says you're right, I know my GF's ass and that ain't it. In fact that photo looks kinda familiar, I'm pretty sure she filched it from my porn collection. You're busted girl, and you're getting your pretty ass spanked good!

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2004-05-31 01:02pm

Peregrin Toker wrote:
Tsyroc wrote:No, it's not goatse.
The butt of a baboon?

Shhhh, you'll spoil it for the ladies.

Do you realize how difficult it is to find hairy man ass photos on the net? At least without have to peruse a lot of pretty funky porn sites, yikes! I decided to settle with baboon arse.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-05-31 01:08pm

aerius wrote:You're busted girl, and you're getting your pretty ass spanked good!

You're saying it as if she wouldn't like it.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2004-05-31 01:11pm

Peregrin Toker wrote:
aerius wrote:You're busted girl, and you're getting your pretty ass spanked good!
You're saying it as if she wouldn't like it.

I think it's going to end in one of those situations where aerius ends up getting his ass spanked instead of jmac.

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2004-05-31 01:17pm

First, Hipper, that means I have the full collection of your ass here. A slight warning, yes, that is all forty pics of the oh-so-wonderful goatse man. Click the pics at your own risk.

Second, Hairy man ass.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-05-31 01:26pm

Singular Quartet wrote:First, Hipper, that means I have the full collection of your ass here. A slight warning, yes, that is all forty pics of the oh-so-wonderful goatse man. Click the pics at your own risk.

Frank is the guy behind a certain site whose name starts with "goat"?

muse · Post by **muse** » 2004-05-31 03:41pm

aerius wrote:10 bucks says you're right, I know my GF's ass and that ain't it. In fact that photo looks kinda familiar, I'm pretty sure she filched it from my porn collection. You're busted girl, and you're getting your pretty ass spanked good!

Spoilsport! You're no fun...

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-05-31 03:51pm

Tsyroc wrote:
Peregrin Toker wrote:
Tsyroc wrote:No, it's not goatse.
The butt of a baboon?

Shhhh, you'll spoil it for the ladies.

Do you realize how difficult it is to find hairy man ass photos on the net? At least without have to peruse a lot of pretty funky porn sites, yikes! I decided to settle with baboon arse.

You don't know where to look. Of course, I only find them when looking for pr0n - and I don't like bears.

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2004-05-31 03:54pm

Peregrin Toker wrote:
Singular Quartet wrote:First, Hipper, that means I have the full collection of your ass here. A slight warning, yes, that is all forty pics of the oh-so-wonderful goatse man. Click the pics at your own risk.
Frank is the guy behind a certain site whose name starts with "goat"?

While it is a possibility, it's a very doubtful one. Frank said he couldn't link to goatse to show off his ass (goatse being dead) so I just provided for his lack of pictoral evidence.

Jon · Post by **Jon** » 2004-05-31 06:17pm

Darth Wong wrote:This idea suffers from an obvious flaw in terms of identification. You can't tell whether a picture really belongs to the person who posted it, because you can't see the person's face. You can make educated guesses (eg- looking at jmac's picture and realizing that it's obviously a professional photo-shoot from a magazine or something similar rather than aerius taking a snapshot with his feeble photography skills), but you can't be sure.

*sigh* Guess I am just too trusting. Mine's real all the way *nods* and it's been referred to from here over 100 times now, that's alot of SD.net'ers looking at my arse (or just one over enthusiastic pervert) yet not even adding to the thread their own.

Ah well, it was worth a try for a laugh.. maybe it's because I'm a no0b.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2004-05-31 07:14pm

Peregrin Toker wrote:
Singular Quartet wrote:First, Hipper, that means I have the full collection of your ass here. A slight warning, yes, that is all forty pics of the oh-so-wonderful goatse man. Click the pics at your own risk.
Frank is the guy behind a certain site whose name starts with "goat"?

Yes, that's really me.
And gullible isn't in the dictionary, either.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-06-01 03:49am

Frank Hipper wrote:
Peregrin Toker wrote:
Singular Quartet wrote:First, Hipper, that means I have the full collection of your ass here. A slight warning, yes, that is all forty pics of the oh-so-wonderful goatse man. Click the pics at your own risk.
Frank is the guy behind a certain site whose name starts with "goat"?
Yes, that's really me.
And gullible isn't in the dictionary, either.

Even I think you're weird.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2004-06-01 04:25am

verilon wrote: You don't know where to look. Of course, I only find them when looking for pr0n - and I don't like bears.

That was part of the problem. All I kept finding was pr0n and I didn't feel like editing out the naughty bits just to have a harry man ass shot.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2004-06-01 05:02am

So we're talking about my bum yesterday, and Steph starts singing Sir Mix a Lot. Gen chimes in with Queen, and then EC roudns it off with Spinal Tap.

Nuff said, methinks. *sigh*

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2004-06-01 08:48am

InnerBrat wrote:So we're talking about my bum yesterday, and Steph starts singing Sir Mix a Lot. Gen chimes in with Queen, and then EC roudns it off with Spinal Tap.

Nuff said, methinks. *sigh*

serenades IB ".....left alone with big fat fanny, she was such a naughty nanny. Hey big woman! You made a bad boy outta' me!!!!"

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-06-01 09:02am

InnerBrat wrote:So we're talking about my bum yesterday, and Steph starts singing Sir Mix a Lot. Gen chimes in with Queen, and then EC roudns it off with Spinal Tap.

Nuff said, methinks. *sigh*

It could have been made worse with "Lola." -shrugs-

Post by **Gandalf** » 2004-06-01 10:48am

I'm tempted to show my ass. But it has more hair than the rest of me (barring head) put together.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2004-06-01 11:09am

Maybe if you wrote your name on your posterior then took the photo...

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2004-06-01 11:09am

Col. Crackpot wrote:
InnerBrat wrote:So we're talking about my bum yesterday, and Steph starts singing Sir Mix a Lot. Gen chimes in with Queen, and then EC roudns it off with Spinal Tap.

Nuff said, methinks. *sigh*
serenades IB ".....left alone with big fat fanny, she was such a naughty nanny. Hey big woman! You made a bad boy outta' me!!!!"

um, Crackpot? Never talk about the size of a British girl's fanny. Even in jest.

It just... means something else over here.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2004-06-01 11:46am

InnerBrat wrote: It just... means something else over here.

I always took that soley to be the nanny's name but now I'm wondering if there's even more going on in that song.

also the British use of the word fanny kind of grosses me out during American Wedding in the scene where the "maid" keeps going on about things that are being shoved in her fanny

I think I liked it better the way I used to hear it.

Anyway, from the pictures of you that you've allowed to be shown around here you must have some really boney friends if they are harassing you about the size of your behind.

Metrion Cascade · Post by **Metrion Cascade** » 2004-06-08 08:42pm

Darth Wong wrote:This idea suffers from an obvious flaw in terms of identification. You can't tell whether a picture really belongs to the person who posted it, because you can't see the person's face. You can make educated guesses (eg- looking at jmac's picture and realizing that it's obviously a professional photo-shoot from a magazine or something similar rather than aerius taking a snapshot with his feeble photography skills), but you can't be sure.

They can stand in front of a mirror and be photographed from behind. That or they can look back over their shoulders.