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Kuja wrote:
Durandal wrote:Degan is not a chemistry teacher.
He is now. :P :wink:

Seriously, that was just a joke. I'm not trying to second-guess you guys or anything, honest.
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1. Yes, yes I would.

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The LORD OF THE SPAM demands MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOW!
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So how about a part in the Fan fic?

I never expected the icy sting of rejection to be this cold :?
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Trekdestroyer wrote:So how about a part in the Fan fic?

I never expected the icy sting of rejection to be this cold :?
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Being a Recruiter is fine and all...but can I be the incompetant NJROTC Instructer who keeps being schooled by Sea Skimmer?

"Yep," *Breaths Southern comfort fumes on class* ..I remember when I was on the Bunker Hill during the war...we had a seersucker missile fired at us....."

"Was that the one that splashed down 17 miles away from any coalition ship?"

....

"Cadet Skimmer, why don't you go ahead and write me a 20 page essay on coaltion naval operations during OIF...due tomorrow..."

*the next day*

"Here you go Petty Officer."

*Hands 50 page report*

"By the way, I looked up the Bunker Hill's manifest...you weren't even onboard during the Operation, you were T.A.D. in Pensacola..."

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Trekdestroyer wrote:So how about a part in the Fan fic?

I never expected the icy sting of rejection to be this cold :?
Since subtlety apparently clangs right off your spamming, thread-reviving, net-negative contributing head, let me try it another way:

NO!

Newbies don't get parts in the fic. People who irritate me with continuous demands to be in the fic when both Durandal and I said IN THIS THREAD not to ask to be in the fic definitely don't get parts in the fic. We have hundreds of people who have actually contributed something to the board to chose from when we need new characters.
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Post by Crown »

RedImperator wrote:
Trekdestroyer wrote:So how about a part in the Fan fic?

I never expected the icy sting of rejection to be this cold :?
Since subtlety apparently clangs right off your spamming, thread-reviving, net-negative contributing head, let me try it another way:

NO!

Newbies don't get parts in the fic. People who irritate me with continuous demands to be in the fic when both Durandal and I said IN THIS THREAD not to ask to be in the fic definitely don't get parts in the fic. We have hundreds of people who have actually contributed something to the board to chose from when we need new characters.
Having said that ... I'm in the fic, right? :lol: :P
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In all seriousness, It looks very funny and well written.


Is there going to a plot at all? I mean....is it going to be episodic? A self contained story a post? What?

EDIT:

Crown

Nope. Sorry. *Hangs head in shame.*
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Lonestar wrote:In all seriousness, It looks very funny and well written.


Is there going to a plot at all? I mean....is it going to be episodic? A self contained story a post? What?
:wtf:

You do realise that we are up to episode 3 ... right?
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Lonestar wrote:In all seriousness, It looks very funny and well written.


Is there going to a plot at all? I mean....is it going to be episodic? A self contained story a post? What?
There's continunity between episodes and there's a loose story arc. We're not trying to tell some grand multi-part story. Think That 70's Show, which has ongoing arcs regarding character relations but isn't telling a single story per se. The individual episodes will be self-contained stories that advance the larger arc a little bit.
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