SD.net UFC match

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2002-10-24 07:16pm

Imagine having a no-holds barred ultimate fighting match with one of the members of SD.net. Who would make the most ultimate fighter based on pure ability? Who would be the biggest creampuff? Who would be the darkhorse of the tournament?

Let the speculating begin...Now!

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-24 07:23pm

Come on! I mean, just bring it! Who thinks they can go a round with the assassin droid?

Post by **AdmiralKanos** » 2002-10-24 07:24pm

Insignificant assassin droid. I will consume you and your puny world.

Next of Kin · Post by **Next of Kin** » 2002-10-24 07:24pm

IG-88E wrote:Come on! I mean, just bring it! Who thinks they can go a round with the assassin droid?

Would you risk messing with one of Tony Soprano's cronies?

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-24 07:28pm

Next of Kin wrote:
IG-88E wrote:Come on! I mean, just bring it! Who thinks they can go a round with the assassin droid?
Would you risk messing with one of Tony Soprano's cronies?

Quick slash from the neuronic whip and they'll be begging me to end the suffering!

AdmiralKanos wrote:Insignificant assassin droid. I will consume you and your puny world.

Ha. Which world? There's thousands, scattered like sand across the galaxy, and I could be on any one of them. And while you stampede like a bull, angering the Republic, I'll be sitting back, laughing
as you try to take on a fleet of Mon Cals.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-10-24 07:41pm

I'm almost certainly the best armed person here, however in terms of combat ability I'd expect several people here could beat me, both with guns and without.

I'd however cream most of ya.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-24 07:43pm

I'd like to see how much you'd gloat after having your head taken off by a miniconcussion missile.....

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-10-24 07:49pm

IG-88E wrote:I'd like to see how much you'd gloat after having your head taken off by a miniconcussion missile.....

Not much I'd expect, but more then you would after you just hit a decoy and have found your position and body filled with one inch wide holes from my guided HVR launcher.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-24 07:51pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:
IG-88E wrote:I'd like to see how much you'd gloat after having your head taken off by a miniconcussion missile.....
Not much I'd expect, but more then you would after you found you just hit a decoy and have found your position and body filled with one inch wide holes from my guided HVR launcher.

What the fuck is this? Decoys? launchers? I thought we were just fighting person to person? I could just as easily flip the coin and say the droid you blew up was a decoy while the real me picks you up out of your seat and strangles you. NO DECOYS!

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-10-24 07:55pm

IG-88E wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:
IG-88E wrote:I'd like to see how much you'd gloat after having your head taken off by a miniconcussion missile.....
Not much I'd expect, but more then you would after you found you just hit a decoy and have found your position and body filled with one inch wide holes from my guided HVR launcher.
What the fuck is this? Decoys? launchers? I thought we were just fighting person to person? I could just as easily flip the coin and say the droid you blew up was a decoy while the real me picks you up out of your seat and strangles you. NO DECOYS!

Imagine having a no-holds barred ultimate fighting match

What the fuck do you think you shoot a mni concussion missile from BTW?

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-24 07:58pm

I'm an IG-series assassin droid. It's built into my shoulder. The neuronic whip's built into my other shoulder. The blasters are built into my fingers. I have a flamethrower mounted in my chest, and poison dart launcher and gas grenades built into my abdomen, as well as back blasters.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-10-24 08:03pm

IG-88E wrote:I'm an IG-series assassin droid. It's built into my shoulder. The neuronic whip's built into my other shoulder. The blasters are built into my fingers. I have a flamethrower mounted in my chest, and poison dart launcher and gas grenades built into my abdomen, as well as back blasters.

That nice. However a shoulder fired hyper velocity missile can actually be built with modern tech. Yet for me to have one is somehow illegal in a no holds bared fight when you'd a product of pure fantasy?

Yeah fucking right.

BTW, the thread never said AVATARS

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-24 08:06pm

I've been modeling myself as an assassin droid ever since I signed up. You'll notice when AdmiralKanos challenged me, I did't cry 'That's not fair!' Instead, I backed off and gave him a stategy. When NoK challenged my assertion, did I say, 'well, he's a character in fantasy, so I win'? No. I found ways to win against both. You on the other hand, run for a missile launcher.

[EDIT] OF course it's avatars. What the hell else would he mean? And if it is avatars, you'll fare no better, because I'll cut up that big-ass missile launcher in melee combat.

Post by **weemadando** » 2002-10-24 08:08pm

In a fight between avatars, my poor little Light-side/Dark-side stormie gets confused and goes home.

In a fight between RL denizens, I think I'd make it through at least a few rounds of the tourney. Possibly make it to the top 10, as I'm unsure of how good other are at brawling...

*edit*
RL - Biggest creampuff - DarkStar. I can just imagine him running around the ring going "You're not really hitting me! Its a chain reaction of energy within my own body!"

RL - Dark Horse - Kelly Antilles. I feel that she could fight reeeaaally dirty if she so wished.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-24 08:14pm

Kelly would win be default. No one would here would ever hit her back.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-10-24 08:16pm

IG-88E wrote:I've been modeling myself as an assassin droid ever since I signed up. You'll notice when AdmiralKanos challenged me, I did't cry 'That's not fair!' Instead, I backed off and gave him a stategy. When NoK challenged my assertion, did I say, 'well, he's a character in fantasy, so I win'? No. I found ways to win against both. You on the other hand, run for a missile launcher.

I've modeled my self as a mad man with a massive army, and enough thermonuclear weaponry to destroy the planet for some time, think your beloved assassin could withstand 80 gigaton followed by three million troops? Yet I didn't use that. In fact I only brought up a specific weapon after you did, and then only one which is possible to build and been proposed as a project.

You on the other hand simply decide to jump to avatars without a thought, even when that was not what the thread was about and not what I was referencing, and simply stated you'd shoot a missile at me. That’s a bigger cop out then anything you can claim I've done.

Once again do you not understand the concept of no holds bared? The fact that your trying to add limitations while retaining your own fantasy weapon would indicate otherwise.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-24 08:21pm

Sea Skimmer wrote: I've modeled my self as a mad man with a massive army, and enough thermonuclear weaponry to destroy the planet for some time, think your beloved assassin could withstand 80 gigaton followed by three million troops? Yet I didn't use that. In fact I only brought up a specific weapon after you did, and then only one which is possible to build and been proposed as a project.

I thought this was one-on-one. In that case, yes my strategy against Kanos was a cop-out. An assassin could never fight Unicron, so obviously he'd crush me.

You on the other hand simply decide to jump to avatars without a thought, even when that was not what the thread was about and not what I was referencing, and simply stated you'd shoot a missile at me. That’s a bigger cop out then anything you can claim I've done.

Avatars are how we here on the board know and visualize each other. Isn't it natural?

Once again do you not understand the concept of no holds bared? The fact that your trying to add limitations while retaining your own fantasy weapon would indicate otherwise.

I'm envisoning this as a fight with any weapons on the body. These weapons are an integral part of me. You on the other hand, are a normal human who'd have to go pick up a RL. See the point?

Post by **weemadando** » 2002-10-24 08:23pm

IG-88E wrote:Kelly would win be default. No one would here would ever hit her back.

Though I am not fond of it, I will hit women in self defense (like if they have just pounded me in the groin with a knee and are about to throttle me).

Even then it would truly be a half-hearted effort. If my life was in danger...

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-24 08:23pm

weemadando wrote:
IG-88E wrote:Kelly would win be default. No one would here would ever hit her back.
Though I am not fond of it, I will hit women in self defense (like if they have just pounded me in the groin with a knee and are about to throttle me).

Even then it would truly be a half-hearted effort. If my life was in danger...

I'd hit a woman too if she attacked me, but this is KELLY.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-10-24 08:29pm

I've had two years worth of defense training in Hand to Hand so I can probably toss most of you around, I quailfy as second most armed under Sea-Skimmer, My only faults hmm many of you probably have reach on me however I AM a trained Sniper and I have access to a Working an Armed(Only the MG, 2000 Rounds total boxed) WII Sherman Tank with a full-tank of gas and a rebuild engine and fresh tracks (Good long story I'll tell it later on), however that only helps if we have the fight within Fourty Miles of where its store(3.2 Miles from me) as I don't think I can get it refiled at the gas-stations here

It a H2H Fight I can probably beat back most of you, toss up if I get 2 + attacking me however I do have a high tolerance for pain and I CAN break your knee or leg bones quickly and efficently(I have a ton of lower-body strength due to constant running with weights(10 Pounds each leg and I can do 3 Miles non-stop and be fine at the end)

Hmm depends, Armed Fight provided it happens close enough to me I can win(Don't have any RL Anti-Tank support DO we Sea-Skimmer

), H2H fight would be intresting but I don't know enough to say with any certainty where I would place

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-10-24 08:30pm

IG-88E wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote: I've modeled my self as a mad man with a massive army, and enough thermonuclear weaponry to destroy the planet for some time, think your beloved assassin could withstand 80 gigaton followed by three million troops? Yet I didn't use that. In fact I only brought up a specific weapon after you did, and then only one which is possible to build and been proposed as a project.
I thought this was one-on-one. In that case, yes my strategy against Kanos was a cop-out. An assassin could never fight Unicron, so obviously he'd crush me.

You on the other hand simply decide to jump to avatars without a thought, even when that was not what the thread was about and not what I was referencing, and simply stated you'd shoot a missile at me. That’s a bigger cop out then anything you can claim I've done.
Avatars are how we here on the board know and visualize each other. Isn't it natural?

No actually. Far more frequently people talk about there actual sleeves when Avatars aren't specified.. If someone asked where you're from like a recent five page topic, most people answered with a country on the Earth. Very very few name where their avatar is from.

I'm envisoning this as a fight with any weapons on the body. These weapons are an integral part of me. You on the other hand, are a normal human who'd have to go pick up a RL. See the point?

To do anything I have to move. Picking up a rocket launcher that doesn’t defy physics and all science unlike an IG-88 in a no holds bared situation is perfectly acceptable.

Your assuming a limitation to on body weapons, in a no limiters situation. Do you see the rather explicated problem there?

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-24 08:36pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:No actually. Far more frequently people talk about there actual sleeves when Avatars aren't specified.. If someone asked where you're from like a recent five page topic, most people answered with a country on the Earth. Very very few name where their avatar is from.

To do anything I have to move. Picking up a rocket launcher that doesn’t defy physics and all science unlike an IG-88 in a no holds bared situation is perfectly acceptable.

Your assuming a limitation to on body weapons, in a no limiters situation. Do you see the rather explicated problem there?

Fine, so this is real life? I can still kick ass in RL. I have three different blackbelts, am average size, am used to heavy beatings, both with and without weapons, I know my way around a knife, am fairly well balanced upper and lower body, and am used to turning an opponent's own stregnth against him.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-10-24 08:36pm

Mr Bean wrote:I've had two years worth of defense training in Hand to Hand so I can probably toss most of you around, I quailfy as second most armed under Sea-Skimmer, My only faults hmm many of you probably have reach on me however I AM a trained Sniper and I have access to a Working an Armed(Only the MG, 2000 Rounds total boxed) WII Sherman Tank with a full-tank of gas and a rebuild engine and fresh tracks (Good long story I'll tell it later on), however that only helps if we have the fight within Fourty Miles of where its store(3.2 Miles from me) as I don't think I can get it refiled at the gas-stations here

It a H2H Fight I can probably beat back most of you, toss up if I get 2 + attacking me however I do have a high tolerance for pain and I CAN break your knee or leg bones quickly and efficently(I have a ton of lower-body strength due to constant running with weights(10 Pounds each leg and I can do 3 Miles non-stop and be fine at the end)

Hmm depends, Armed Fight provided it happens close enough to me I can win(Don't have any RL Anti-Tank support DO we Sea-Skimmer ), H2H fight would be intresting but I don't know enough to say with any certainty where I would place

A Sherman en? I doubt it would be able to move after I ram it with a stolen snowplow, the tracks and boogies won't like that. Armoring such for the short term against a medium machine gun would take mabey three hours at my firends house, lots of welding equipment and sheet steel there for some reason.

Then I finish her off with firebombs, I have no shortage of wine bottles or gasoline.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-10-24 08:43pm

IG-88E wrote:
Sea Skimmer wrote:No actually. Far more frequently people talk about there actual sleeves when Avatars aren't specified.. If someone asked where you're from like a recent five page topic, most people answered with a country on the Earth. Very very few name where their avatar is from.

To do anything I have to move. Picking up a rocket launcher that doesnt defy physics and all science unlike an IG-88 in a no holds bared situation is perfectly acceptable.

Your assuming a limitation to on body weapons, in a no limiters situation. Do you see the rather explicated problem there?
Fine, so this is real life? I can still kick ass in RL. I have three different blackbelts, am average size, am used to heavy beatings, both with and without weapons, I know my way around a knife, am fairly well balanced upper and lower body, and am used to turning an opponent's own stregnth against him.

At this point you can be IG-88 having taken over the Death Star 2 for all I care. Just don't complain when I attack with a ESSD with Quantum crystal armor, resonance torpedoes and a rack of shield piercing planet busting galaxy gun missiles in the hanger.

In real life though, I'd just shoot you at 50 meters or longer range, very close quarters, hand to hand, would be a bitch for me though. I've come close to one black belt in karate but after a nasty sprained ankle I never finished it. I do however know knifes quite we'll and am in good shape, though more so lower then upper body. Rifles and pistols are where I gain my advatage from.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-24 08:49pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:At this point you can be IG-88 having taken over the Death Star 2 for all I care. Just don't complain when I attack with a ESSD with Quantum crystal armor, resonance torpedoes and a rack of shield piercing planet busting galaxy gun missiles in the hanger.

So we're making our own weapons up now? Great.

In real life though, I'd just shoot you at 50 meters or longer range, very close quarters, hand to hand, would be a bitch for me though. I've come close to one black belt in karate but after a nasty sprained ankle I never finished it. I do however know knifes quite we'll and am in good shape, though more so lower then upper body. Rifles and pistols are where I gain my advatage from.

And you consider a gunfight a fighting match?